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shitposting, crypto, designer, eng

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@douvy_
douvy
7 years
no joke - friend of mine with no crypto knowledge tried to buy $500 worth of #Bitcoin. unknowingly used the https://t.co/Y8AB7yATHz app, and accidentally bought #Bcash instead. @rogerkver is a scammer and his crooked marketing tactics are impacting innocent people
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@0xgaut
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"Claude, automate my job. Make no mistakes"
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@thedankoe
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@cobie
Cobie
16 days
Your coins are your coins. Don’t let them be clubbed into dank submission. Be on the watch, there are ways out. There is a light somewhere. It may not be much light but it beats the darkness. The gods will offer you chances: know them, take them. You can’t beat death but you can
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@douvy_
douvy
17 days
miladys still in control
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@VitalikButerin
vitalik.eth
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Welcome to 2026! Milady is back. Ethereum did a lot in 2025: gas limits increased, blob count increased, node software quality improved, zkEVMs blasted through their performance milestones, and with zkEVMs and PeerDAS ethereum made its largest step toward being a fundamentally
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@ahitposter
Arnold Bernault
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uber has no cars airbnb has no property somali daycares have no kids welcome to the new economy
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@joeybeastmarket
Moongazer
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Somalians in Minnesota have stolen more taxpayer dollars than what the Lehman Brothers lost in 2008 which triggered the Great Financial Crisis
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@artsch00lreject
artsch00lreject
25 days
God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back
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@cobie
Cobie
24 days
What a strange year. Merry Christmas to the seventeen remaining believers. I am hopeful that 2026 favours us more than 2025 did.
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@tittyrespecter
hersch
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crazy how the human body can get all essential nutrients and vitamins just from beer and cigarettes
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@WCNetizens
World Computer Netizens
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[IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT] Netizen builder is officially live ^_−☆ Check out https://t.co/WG1RAtpH7f and build your new pfp ♡ Save and share your Netizen on X for a chance to win a whitelist ! ! Rules below ! ☆
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@naiivememe
naiive
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When somebody tries to hurt you but you’re a crypto guy
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@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Federal Reserve cuts interest rates by 25bps.
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@blockgraze
blockgraze
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ansem is sidelined send it
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@douvy_
douvy
2 months
crypto traders mogging the timeline after their -85% bags pump 15%
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@douvy_
douvy
2 months
4 more days until the end of quantitative tightening and you’re bearish? time to mog the markets harder than you ever have in your entire life
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@douvy_
douvy
2 months
sold my monad airdrop here. might be a good place to take profit. saw a smart trader say he was shorting and also saw a horrible trader say its going to $10
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@claudeai
Claude
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Introducing Claude Opus 4.5: the best model in the world for coding, agents, and computer use. Opus 4.5 is a step forward in what AI systems can do, and a preview of larger changes to how work gets done.
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@chimpp
chimp
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Nuke it harder I want this pain to be generational
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@tradfi
tradfi news
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*NVIDIA 3Q REV. $57.01B, EST. $55.19B *NVIDIA SEES 4Q REV. $63.70B TO $66.30B, EST. $61.98B $NVDA
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