MachinegunMaple
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Firearm/Aerospace Manufacturing Engineer | competitive shooter | 118th | Where is AGAVE?
Joined June 2023
Been a hot minute since I've posted any actual shootin'. Here's me shooting at 200y steel from a car I guess 😋
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@Samantha_SN1 Dudes undervalue how much personality counts towards their attractiveness level with women.
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@ninadelaflores That kid won't even eat the whole piece before whining about wanting pizza anyway 🤣.
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@gunalbum From left to right:. 1. Fuck you and your armor. 2. Fuck you (Russian-flavored). 3. Fuck you from way over here. 4. Fuck you and fuck everyone standing in the room with you.
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@6Voodoo Did you ask him "WHADDYA NEED 10 ROUNDS FOR SONNY? IF YOU CANT GET THE JOB DONE IN 7 YOU CANT SHOOT GOBBLESS". It makes the Fudds feel more comfortable if you communicate in their native language.
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@Dr_Manhattanx Have you been to Massachusetts? If sniffing your own farts was an Olympic competition, the USA could easily wreck any other country with any average Masshole.
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@pennyelizabeths Hating on self check is boomer behavior. Especially now that a lot of places have phone apps where you just scan stuff as you put it in your cart and pay via app and walk out (or better, shop online and just pull up and have them put it in your car for you).
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@DocStrangelove2 Detachable carry handles. Still puts their EOTech's on the drop in quadrail. 🤣.
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@GovPritzker Hello JB, it appears that you are threatening federal agents with violence for doing their lawful duty. Unfortunately I believe that's a criminal offense.
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@notaquokkagator Some dudes can pull it off. I am not one of those dudes, hence the beard 🤣.
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@TheBattlecock The worst part is that this is after the fact that she was on school grounds! Not only are gun free zones being used to create soft targets, they're using them as a weapon against legal owners.
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@live_free_603 In some markets maybe. I just told a buyer to kick rocks over a disrespectful lowball offer and took an over-asking offer on my house last week.
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@LuckyMcGee I don't usually advocate for vigilante justice but somewhere a woodchipper is hungry.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Yep sue for damages and to get the video taken down. This isn't a prank, this is abuse.
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@one_man_in @AfricanSporting @stoopidbeetus @hogueknives For some reason B is calling me like a siren song, but I know A is more practical 🥲.
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@handleitgrips Gross, whoever forgot that is a lefty. Make sure you disinfect it so you don't catch wrong-handedness.
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@LizzyStarrrdust I'm noticing that many women find "normal male sexuality" to be "porn brained". Like dang, just say you don't like sex and move on, no need to demonize half the population.
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@DrDeath1776 The dudes hating on her for carrying while being a cutie are predator coded and you can't change my mind.
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@davidhogg111 What made America great was immigrants of all backgrounds and races coming together to form a strong multifaceted culture. Legal immigration and assimilation were a thing then. Nothing about making America great is racist. You're racist for thinking it was only ever white ppl.
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I could walk in on Harry Sisson balls-deep in Sydney Sweeney and still wouldn't believe he was straight.
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@OldHollowTree I can't really post the stuff that I make day to day (aerospace/defense manufacturing engineer) thanks to NDA's and national security concerns. But I did make this at my last shop.
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@Oilfield_Rando Depends. Are they gently feeding each other or are they like two silverbacks fighting over the cool stick? Lots of gray area.
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@jerrycurld This is just adding silencers to the same 10% excise tax levied on all other firearms, if I'm reading it right. Kind of bullshit, we should get the excise removed for everything.
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@DebbieM_1961 Typical boomer behavior, fuck the future generations of your bloodline, right?. "Be nicer to them, waaaaah, they're not invaders, they're just here to rape our women, pillage our land, and burn our churches" 🖕.
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@Sigilstone59653 @GunloverClub1 Lol it's .338 Norma Mag. It hits almost as hard as a Ma Deuce, and will suppress targets beyond 1500m while shredding their hard cover. I don't care if the ROF is 300RPM, that's friggin terrifying.
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@realjuliasong Like I should have brought a nice bottle of wine and a wedding ring with me to dinner.
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@Oilfield_Rando I mean, it's not even politically motivated really, they're assaulting federal agents and there's 4k video from multiple angles.
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@rangermonk1 They'll be acting unconstitutionally and unlawfully if they do, since the extradition treaty relies on dual criminality (free speech is not a crime in the US). It would be self defense and your civic duty to resist.
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@RKneegrow The belly, the 40rd mag, no sling, backwards sights that are folded down and no other visible optic. C'mon man.
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@DocStrangelove2 It's about my least practical handgun. But it's beautiful. I shoot it like 3x a year then it sits perched at the top of the safe for the rest.
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@DocStrangelove2 Yup. Constantly. This was a deep deep thing for him. You can see the light leave his eyes.
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@TheBattlecock *someone shoots a SIG grip module with another gun*. "Look how shitty the 320 is!!!". The 320 gets enough (likely warranted) hate, but putting a magazine in a stripped grip mod then shooting it to try and make SIG look bad is a new low. That gun doesn't even have an FCU or mag.
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@LogannGames It's the wind. They didn't switch to winter air in the tires so there isn't enough grip and they're doing drifts.
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@Lead_Flinger How tf does that thing stay in the air hauling all the pilots' brass around??.
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@Amer1can_Barbie @WallStreetSilv Ok but reword that maybe, cause that sounds like a nice night 😅.
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@GunloverClub1 Lol you can hear him drop the bolt on the fresh mag. All these "hE fLaGgEd HiMsELf, He NeVeR SeRvEd oNLy pLaYeD CoD" guys are killing me tho 💀💀💀😂😂😂.
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@HarleyMonster For defense against enemies, foreign and domestic. Who do you think the domestic enemies might be? 🤔.
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@Amer1can_Barbie Have I brought you the gospel of 10mm? It's not a shotgun but it's plenty scary.
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@atoMIKalien If she starts doing this just put a titty in your mouth and let her drive ffs 😤.
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It's done. I held Jeebies as he went over the rainbow bridge. Now he's frolicking like a good goober with his sister that went that way 3 years ago to the week. I'm doing ok with it, he was suffering and it was time. Edit from @137arrows that made me actually laugh out loud.
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@Rebels_Raiders @Iraqveteran8888 The Hilux has a fully boxed frame and generally is built more sturdily. They're insanely difficult to kill.
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@Rebels_Raiders The whole point was that the Jedi were blinded by hubris and allowed super evil stuff to happen right under their noses (to their downfall). They trusted the clones despite not *really* knowing their origins. They acted as generals in the war despite no real training as.
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@NYPD49Pct Violated the 4th amendment so you could violate the 2nd amendment. I think the best word to describe y'all is lobsterbacks. And why are you wearing gloves for a flex picture? Are you afraid of cooties?.
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@atoMIKalien If she starts doing this just put a titty in your mouth and let her drive ffs 😤.
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@thecavedaddy This looks like a woman's idea of a man cave tbh. Couch looks comfy. But where's the gun wall and workbench? Why is everything so gray and dull, like it was designed by a realtor from 2015?. Where's the leather and the old books and old whiskey?.
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@GunloverClub1 Damn just gonna shamelessly steal @GarandThumb1 content huh? The MG338 is intimidating tho for sure.
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@sigsauerinc Hey, generally I support you guys, own and shoot a P320 Legion. I have to ask, what is stopping you from putting a trigger dingus on your guns like every other striker fired pistol? I feel like that would cut down a lot of this 🤷♂️.
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GM frens. The sad news from yesterday. Jeebies has an appt at the vet tomorrow to cross the rainbow bridge. He's a 14yo pug, he's had a long and happy life, but time waits for nobody. I wish I had 10 more years with him but honestly it's a miracle he's made it this long 😭
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Ok she's snuggling with his blanket and crying 😭😭😭😭 this is the worst part of this.
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@NaviGoBoom But if you ask any of the "influencers" PSA is triple garbage, and never learned any lessons in manufacturing despite being 10x the size they were like 5 years ago. Manufacturing life cycles are fast AF and people should learn that.
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@DocStrangelove2 I transferred a couple guns to this older gunsmith type dude with the grossest, most hoarder-style "shop" I've ever seen. He immediately tried to tell me how to operate and care for my 2020 Colt Python. Like, sir, I MACHINED AND MOSTLY ASSEMBLED THIS GUN 😒😒😒.
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Suboptimal.
A tree just fell on my car, so today has been going great 😒.
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@miles_tzu Lol no. People of all demographics have been buying guns in ever-larger numbers. 2A folks don't care. All we ask is that you take a class so you know how to handle it safely.
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@bradybuzz Bro can we get some community notes on this fucking drivel? There's never been anything to indicate Rittenhouse is white-supremacist, the guys who got shot were ACTIVELY ATTACKING HIM and he was found by a jury of peers to have acted in self defense.
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@CharlieCoks American troops in WWI loading their war crime sticks after hearing about Germans using trench knives:
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@ScottAdamsSays Bay area admitted to chemtrailing. Sorry, "Geo-engineering" by injecting salt crystals to "reflect the sun's energy and cool the earth down". I'm sure the insane tornado season has nothing to do with this.
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1776 followers while the US is beating up our northern neighbor. USA USA USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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You guys are right. Everything looks better in black 😎
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl I love that he keeps pedaling even after clearly seeing the truck turning. Lol. Put him in jail.
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Been losing a bit of weight since I started working out a bit more and watching my diet more closely. I'm happy with it. Still got a ways to go.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Honestly this isn't a terrible idea. Gussy it up a bit to make it pretty, make sure you're anchored to the wall, and then you have more room and options for. uh. "activities".
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@DocStrangelove2 I mean the guy shoved it in his *sweatpants* pocket without a holster and then ran down some stairs. I don't personally have concerns with my 320 legion but I can also no longer recommend the 320 in good faith to my friends. There's a possibility that I phase mine out, sadly.
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@RKneegrow "it's a suppressor not a silencer". Silencer is more fun to say and was commonly used till like 2011 or so.
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@TheLizVariant "calm down"."hey are you on your period?"."You're being kind of bitchy right now"."You're acting like your mom". A couple really effective ones lmao.
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@Kronykal I hate to point this out, but we basically told the rest of the world to get a job and stop living on our couch. Their anger is just cause they aren't getting handouts anymore. Also eye opening to see how much money we send to people that hate us.
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Might be out for a bit. Crashing out from irl stress. I'll be fine, just need a break. Y'all be good.
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Which gun are you guys bringing to the alien invasion tomorrow?
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I set my alarm for the big event tonight. Who else is tuning in?
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@GatorRaidActual @Lead_Flinger Its beyond illegal to harass legal hunters. DNR or local equivalent would likely investigate even if the cops won't. Cops should know the law. If I was those hunters I would pack a handgun as backup next time though for sure.
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@TheAKGuy @TonyGonzales4TX If he's taking money from a literal communist regime he deserves to be aired out about it 🤷♂️. I would love to see actual consequences but you know that's not a thing.
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