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Good friend is mid 30's. Pretty face, no kids but wants a family, makes over $110k/year, has a huge property in the middle of nowhere.
She consistently gets ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working."
Modern men are broken.
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My dad drove me 2 hours to a car dealership today. I wanted to take him to lunch for his troubles.
Instead he insisted he cover lunch. Wouldn’t even let me bring my wallet in.
Called to make sure I made it home.
Dads set the bar by which their daughters judge all men.
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@davethompsonMD
I’m so glad she ran into such kind people.
Alzheimer’s is such a cruel disease. I’m not sure if this would help exactly, and it does sound silly but is there a way to have her wear an apple AirTag maybe? Like as a necklace that she rarely takes off? Modern problems/solutions?
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@mcuban
Taxation is theft. Imagine the good you could do with $288 Million directly to communities instead filtering through a wasteful government.
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@BenArmstrongsX
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@DuchessOfDeFi
She helped you build your business, supported you, gave you children… and you destroyed your family then tagged them both on Twitter dot com. Unbelievable.
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@ninaturner
Actually, Nina, the regulated market drove businesses away. Remove government intervention and watch jobs come back.
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I did not have Zippergate on my 2024 bingo card but here we are
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Any law Congress exempts itself from is a law which should not exist.
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@DeathBecumsMe
99% of men can’t find the clit. You’re better off hooking up with a woman. You’ll actually have an orgasm and you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant 🤷🏼♀️
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why are you attaching all that steel to that bulldozer?
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@TheJoeySwoll
@realgreggd
Honestly he clearly knows she’s there and is uncomfortable. What if he was going to workout but is self conscious and her being weird made him not want to and he kept trying to move to get away from her? Idk people are weird and unkind these days
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34F seeks matrimony with tall, Giga Chad to outbreed the left. Ideally has standards flush to the floor, construction experience, and desire to homestead. Must be willing to relocate to Minnesota.
Includes 408.58 acres and an emotionally unstable wife that will pack your lunch.
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@SallyMayweather
So a live stream proving that owning a gun doesn’t mean someone will just randomly murder people? Go for it. I’ll even make you snacks.
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My friend has advised me that if everyone complaining about her weight sends me $10 on Venmo she will get lipo and report the results.
Otherwise shut up and she’ll keep focusing on nutrition and exercise.
K thx byeeeeeee
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33F seeks matrimony with tall, handsome man to outbreed the left. Please have access to an ice shanty. Southern accent preferred but not required.
Includes 408.58 acres, two dogs, a cat, barn needing a new roof, a bulldozer, and a wife that will homestead like you’re Amish.
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mfw my wholesome selfies don’t get as many likes as the ones with a little cleavage
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Maybe this will go over better on Truth 🤷🏼♀️
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@whatever
“Hey man I saw your wife last night”
🤨
“Yea I found this video where she was sucking some guys dick. Looks like she does a great job”
🤮🤮🤮
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IF YOU HAVE A PENDING LEGAL ISSUE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
LITERALLY DO NOT SPEAK TO ANYONE ABOUT ANY CASE EXCLUDING YOUR ATTORNEY.
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I packed your lunch and put the tar and feathers with the killdozer
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@WomenPostingLs
Sent it to the wrong person twice? Seems purposeful and Nick doesn’t seem impressed
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@Timcast
Fossil fuels are to blame so let’s shut down the nuclear reactors across the globe 🤣
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Teach your kids that they are under NO OBLIGATION to interact with the police in ANY capacity.
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men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
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JUST IN - U.S. inflation rises to 3.5%, hotter than expected.
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@DuckieLouise
OMG I would happily take a tray dropping over screaming baby bc screaming baby makes me sad for baby what is wrong with people??
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@Babygravy9
Just let the man be happy. He wanted something and his wife tracked it down and it brought him joy. We should all strive to bring joy to our partners, even if it’s thru cars crocs
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The CIA when they find out they have to assassinate another Kennedy:
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33F seeks matrimony with tall, Giga Chad warlord to outbreed the left. Ideally has ability to repair fences and barns, handle all the driving, and provide for our family.
Includes 408.58 acres, two dogs, a cat, a bulldozer, and a wife that will homestead like you’re Amish.
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@paulsperry_
Medicare literally has physicians do regular cognitive testing at annual exams and any physician worth a damn does it because it’s a very basic test.
He wouldn’t pass it.
You (general you) know it. I know it. The American people know it.
Impeach Biden and Fire O’Connor
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Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
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@AniseNot
What’s wild is this mom even managed to teach her daughter a lesson about goals, entrepreneurship, responsibility, etc by making an agreement and then working towards the costs. That’s a win in my book
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@AyoSekai
You really want people to guess if you have a doctorate in the grocery store? What else can we be offended about today?
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@invis4yo
And the lights turn on and they don’t scream in horror. Then it’s probably safe to head home.
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Nobody cares if you take over courtyards at Ivy League schools.
Tent up on the White House lawn or shut up.
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@MsPackyetti
Me living in rural America: “they are definitely going to kill me for their gang initiation I better not flash my lights back”… tenth of a mile later “oh fuck a deer”
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@scotchypoli
It’s been posted since May 25 with only 797 views, 52 likes… and all the comments are hers 😬😬😬
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@BritMartinez
I feel like I just entered a parallel universe if DB is coming around to monogamy holy shit
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I have ovaries so I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure when the men are out ice fishing the whole idea is to get away from women…
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Monkeypox could be the literal plague and no one would take it seriously because they just locked us down over a flu.
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@MichHoivata
Sorry I don’t want my marriage to be a transactional relationship. We are a team. If you’re gonna nickel and dime me I don’t want it.
This could have all been avoided up front too 🙃
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hear me out… we limit congressional bills to one topic and one page
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@theoliveranwar
As a female I can say this appears (IMO) to indicate you have taken initiative in planning our date and know what the proper attire is. If you planned rock climbing I’m certain the attire would have been different.
Not sure why everyone has their panties in a bunch.
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Strangers on the internet will cheer harder for you than people you’ve known all your life.
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@espiers
Did you write this on parchment paper with a quill pen and someone was kind enough to post it on the internet for you? Or did the founders allow you to use “updated” technology to utilize your first amendment rights?
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@FortuneForeplay
So she should whore around a bit more, try some other guys she doesn’t think would be a good fit on for size to make sure she’s right?
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4,487 days together. Forever wouldn’t have been long enough.
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@ninaturner
It’s not advice because it’s an obvious fact of economics, Nina. Have a nice day!
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I think this is where Billy got his legal advice 🙃
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@LizzyStarrrdust
@Playboysparadox
What’s hilarious is these gals even have on more clothing than some other examples they use.
Leave them be and let them have fun dancing together JFC
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@BowTiedLoon
Fatigue. Brain fog. Weight gain. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of muscle mass. Depression. Insomnia. Balding. Anemia.
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Bold statement with a head like that Bob.
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Why do people move to places they are not aligned with politically or socially and then destroy them? I don’t get it.
Someone please explain
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@RobertM71479203
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@sexxanaxx
We can block people and then start getting random anon number texts from said person. Also… their*
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@danielgodfrey
The reason he walked so far away from you was because he was (very likely) harmless and trying to tell you something of importance. People who hurt people don’t care if you are “stern” with them 🤣
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I may have 408.58 acres but I still have a favorite tree
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you can either believe it or not believe it, i don’t give two fucks, but I am telling you right now, that motherfucker back there puts raisins in their potato salad
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@e_galv
I don’t trust anyone in general and take information with a grain of salt. I then utilize critical thinking skills to form my own opinion.
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@SonyaShaykhoun
I like how you made a valid point for licensing being useless and then completely ignored your own statement and doubled down on licensing.
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@hawaiianpioneer
She’s actively losing weight
Wants to leave corporate America and focus on family but has current responsibilities that do not allow that yet
She is pretty awful tho ngl
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Anyone who says Alex Jones is wrong about anything is clearly oblivious to the world and will be blocked for my own sanity.
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