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Yeah, i had a twitter account from.. 2008? 2009? I forget. I nuked it a year or so ago but now I'm back so... Take a note or two from the band the Police, and don't stand so close to me. I'm fat, uglyโข๏ธ, and unfiltered.
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Right, I'll believe this "we're not going to let the fraudsters" the moment that the federal government slashes their budget by 40% and stops bending me over the hitching post Or, you know, starts literally hanging fraudsters from the rafters
.@DrOzCMS: "I'm proud to announce the largest anti-fraud effort of its kind in CMS history... We're not going to let fraudsters steal it from you."
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I can hear Kramer right now screaming, SELL U.S. CRATERING IRAN! SELL SELL SELL!
BREAKING: JD Vance announces the U.S. has evidence Iran is trying to build a nuclear weapon.
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This crap right here is why women don't belong in government. Yelling like banshees with no respect for anything whatsoever. Women need to be out of government period. Just because you're capable of doing it doesn't mean you should. This isn't high school mean girls time.
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Just reading that sentence made me punch a wall in the shape of a bald eagle
You want masculinity? Go get your teeth knocked out while you score the winning goal in overtime in the Men's Olympic Hockey Gold Medal game (with "Freebird" playing), then get drunk in the locker room with the head of the FBI on cheap Mexican beer, while singing all the words
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Sorry we can't hear you over the sound of clinking gold
@stoolpresidente Your goalie is the only reason why you won the game. Other than that your team wasnโt even close in the last 40 minutes.
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Somewhere, Theodore Roosevelt is shedding a tear of joy as he rides off into the sunset on his moose.
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This timeline gets weirder and weirder and I'm here for it. Everything is nuts.
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Oh look, a distraction!
"Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and
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How do these retards fail upward? I'd like to see someone seriously struggling fail upward for once.
Probably the most retarded thing I have ever heard a judge say during a rape trial. The Sudanese refugee was sentenced to only two years. Why was he not deported?
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Point: liberals are aggressively pushing violence against conservatives because of their worldview. Counterpoint: how about you advocate for public execution of all these globalist elite pedos instead. Odd amount of silence about that...
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ALABAMRICA, EFF YEAH
AWESOME: Alabama Governor Kay Ivey just signed into law a bill making the rape of a young child a capital crime. First-degree rape, sodomy, and sexual torture of any victim under the age of 12 is now punishable by death.
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Oh no! Anyway....
Max Blumenthal: 'The Venezuelan government has been kidnapped and is doing everything at the point of a gun. Trump is imposing a Gaza-style siege on Cuba. What we're witnessing is a mafia in action.'
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Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter! Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes, and shrewd in their own sight! (Isaiah 5:20-21)
Liberal reporter Sarah Spain lost her mind seeing Vice President JD Vance in Italy for the Olympics, calling him a โdemonโ on her podcast, and took creepy, stalker photos of him carrying his childโฆ "I feel like I just looked at a demon, like the devil, and I don't even believe
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For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God ..., but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened. Claiming to be wise, they became fools .... (Rom 1:21-23)
Liberal reporter Sarah Spain lost her mind seeing Vice President JD Vance in Italy for the Olympics, calling him a โdemonโ on her podcast, and took creepy, stalker photos of him carrying his childโฆ "I feel like I just looked at a demon, like the devil, and I don't even believe
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At some point someone's gonna wonder why I come on X only once/twice a month and just run amock. I dunno. It happens. Gotta get the energy out and after that I hate the internet again. That how life be sometimes.
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This looks like they just dropped the hottest beat on Valentine's Day Fuck me this is shit all around
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This is so absolutely English, having inquiries Scotland, grow a pair, cut the fat (England/Wales), and start stringing these fuckers up in your town square. Stop being a clunge.
Today marks the end of the survivor participation for our rape gang inquiry hearings. I simply have no words that describe the bravery and courage of these women who have come forward. No words. What they have been through is indescribable. It has been a life-changing
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I am accustomed to the Democrat/Media Complex engaging in outright propaganda and outrageous lies, but I'm not sure I've ever seen a more outrageous lie than: "Republicans want to pass the SAVE America Act so women can't vote." The ironic thing is that any woman who actually
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