We’re all doomed.
@dontcalltextme
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☭ Aspiring writer, farmer, and human. I clutch my pearls when talking to liberals. Ask me about my dog. 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Joined September 2019
I just found out my sister had to go to anger management classes because she LITERALLY karate chopped a coworker and I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING
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I finally joined TikTok and have done absolutely nothing else for the last 48 days.
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Throwback to when I visited my grandpa and he was just chilling listening to one of his Gil Scott-Heron records. Just him in his rocker, birdwatching and nodding away to ‘The Revolution Will Not Be Televised’
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Words have no meaning. Non at all.
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did it hurt? when you convinced everyone to play your favorite board game and then somebody said “this is complicated” while you read the rules
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Took me a minute to pronounce live like live and not like live 🤦♀️
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Me in 2016: Bernie Bro who sucked it up and voted for Hillary Me in 2021: Personally to blame for Hillary’s loss apparently
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I had a conversation about this with my 9yo yesterday as I had been 1 out of 2 people at home time on the playground still wearing a mask. I felt like I stood out even more (walking stick, balding, face mask) It is why my mask has the AHS "Normal people scare me" quote on it.
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Maybe women’s rights shouldn’t hinge on the whims of nine people, two of whom have been credibly accused of sexual misconduct.
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Google algorithm knows the things I hate and the things I love
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Ahahaha brilliant
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Lot of landlord stans in the comments. 🤮
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Please retweet to help Jackson find a home #LIVERPOOL Aged 11 his owner has sadly passed away and he is understandably worried, he's looking for an experienced adult home as only pet, he's housetrained and affectionate, see full details please share ?💔 https://t.co/XaXk91CRBJ
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Is she seriously STILL talking about ketchup packets like a month later 🤣🤣🤣
well if this 60 year old anecdote doesn't convince you i'm not sure what will
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