
Dodo on Security ๐ต๐ธ ๐บ๐ฆ
@dodo_sec
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Brazilian Security Analyst | Malware Analysis | Responsible for the Slowest Algo in HashDB | Can barely reverse Hello World | PTC
Joined March 2021
RT @AdamGilbert__: to catch the worldโs most dangerous pedophilesโฆwe need to bring in the best for one. last. job.
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RT @naomibrockwell: Those who say "they have nothing to hide" have never needed to say something unpopular.
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RT @JAMESWT_WT: "Disponibilizaรงรฃo de documento".๐.rtoup-6391356-metaflux-xytrmnwl-246.libreconocimiento.]com/.๐.lpate-9829-ioayurew-jakrituโฆ.
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RT @vibrantdad: Does any company make "dumb" refrigerators, dishwashers, washing machines, dryers, etc.?. I'm tired of these smart productsโฆ.
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RT @aspiringpeasant: imagine meeting a guy who was satisfied with $200M and being like:. โWhat is WRONG with him?โ. Whatโs *wrong* is a culโฆ.
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Lmao it's even worse than I thought from the first picture. Come on dude, the matching pants came with the jacket, how can you fuck this up. I wish the brothers were as bad trafficking people as they are at dressing themselves.
Tristan's outfit features a similar problem. First, and most obviously, he has a collar gap. But more importantly, a striped pinstriped suit jacket doesn't go with navy worsted suit trousers and sockless slip-ons. Why? Because they're too incongruent.
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RT @_ZachFoster: @AkaLazarus Hi Leslie, I'm a historian of Palestine. I spent 15 years of my life studying the history of the 6 paragraphsโฆ.
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I went to the home theater section of an electronics store and asked for blu-ray players. They told me they didn't have any, because "we only work with TVs and sound bars".
@physicsgeek A few years ago I went into an Office Depot to get a new phone charger. The guy takes me over to the cable section, and points them out to me. "Those are cables. I need a charger."."Those are chargers."."No, those are cables. They plug into the charger. (1/2).
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RT @prem_thakker: Weโre releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Hereโs video proof nothing happened. Ok we had toโฆ.
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