dave
@dml198
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yeah, stuff, blah, y'know
Hotel Paradiso, Barbados
Joined October 2012
Dutch public television on Trump, Vance, Zelensky and "Have you even said 'thank you'?" Excellent summary of the current geopolitical situation.
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Dear @ASPolice, it’s been over a month since I reported an officer for lying in her statement. I have document proof she’s lied, but no one has bothered to contact me? Would I get a better reaction by posting proof on a public forum? #policecorruption #coverup
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I am NOT the person they are portraying me to be. There is a false and agenda driven narrative at work. #lies #ihaveproof
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Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo in 1969, is the only human, dead or alive, that isn't in the frame of this picture.
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Well, today is likely to be an interesting day on Twitter.
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66 seconds that shutter my heart in billion pieces.
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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK's monthly️ Electric Car Giveaway and you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Mokka Electric, worth over £32k! It's free to enter #ElectricCarGiveaway
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I watched Beyond The Fringe while drunk last night and laughed so hard I pulled a muscle.
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I can’t. I genuinely can’t. Cats and dogs. Dogs protecting newborn cats. Ukraine ♥️
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I’m sure Land Rover are as surprised as anyone to find a Discovery Sport can do 260 miles on a full tank.
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Dear @CakeLegislator, is this an appropriate fine for the perfect hat trick (left kerb, right kerb and wingmirror) in one shift? We think not.
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Well! Just fancy that! Common assault - go straight to jail... ABH on a cop - suspended sentence IF you're unlucky...! #DoubleStandards
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After you've spent 10 minutes looking for the milk you put on the side.. #naughtytoddler
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Turns out this stuff is amazing at cleaning grease off stainless steel. Thanks @autofinesse…
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Oh hell yes. Home after lates. Roast din dins and beer! 😍 #thanksmuminlaw
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