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Author & adjudicator of the ONLY official Cakes (Offences) Act for our emergency services. 🚓🚑🚒 🍩 Insta: CakeLegislator 🍩 DMs Welcome
England, United Kingdom
Joined October 2018
So…. Is it a Cake Offence to be sat in a course, and everyone around you starts discussing the https://t.co/p9HSTEiOLG and they don’t know you’re sitting there and should I tell them tomorrow? 🍩🍰
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Is it a Cake Fine in the circumstances? https://t.co/08030W6jM8
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Is @realDonaldTrump eligible for a Cake Fine for his recent inorgaration? 🇺🇸
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Happy New Year to all our Police, Ambulance and other emergency service working tonight! Stay safe, thanks for your service and all the best for 2025!!
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I wonder if @BBCNews are going to get the figures for the other forces?
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Is it a cake fine to earn £18k on OT in a year? 😝🍩🧁 In all seriousness though, I’m know this situation isn’t just Essex & I know that a lot of that £5.7m OT is forced 12 hour shifts which is slowly destroying the morale of the Police countrywide. https://t.co/QX0IjFyCuN
bbc.co.uk
Officers are "broken" by a huge increase in working hours, Essex Police Federation says.
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How many Police stations still have these on the desk in use…. Mine does!! 🙃
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Question for you… Is putting up the office Xmas tree before December a Cake Fine? #CakeFine #Christmas 🎄🧁 And before the moaners start moaning about Police wasting time, it was done during a lunch break which they’re actually allowed to have!
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But officers fear to stop and search like they once used to… so how are we going to find the knives and take them away? 🤔
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I’ve decided that winning an election is a monumental cake fine! @realDonaldTrump you need to get down to the local bakery for your staff at the White House!
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A jury of the public have decided. I wish the officer all the best as he now tries to rebuild his life after doing his job…
Firearms officer who shot Chris Kaba found not guilty https://t.co/ogRIa2CnRq
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For those wondering…. This is what happened next !
What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts *Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At https://t.co/p9HSTEiOLG Any guesses what happened next….
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What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts *Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At https://t.co/p9HSTEiOLG Any guesses what happened next….
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I have so much respect for this it’s unreal!! #CakeOffences
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Yes that’s cakes 🍰
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Opinion Poll: 🚔 Should Special Sgts & S/Insp have Stripes and Pips like their regular colleagues or Bars?
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Cakes for the officer who got too close to a land shark, although you might need to carry the cakes back to the station using your other arm! 🐕 🧁🧁
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