Dave
@dmertl
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we told zohran if he wants to celebrate national coming out day he needs to stand in the pouring rain and watch a drag show. so here we are
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Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man
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Having an Uber Geek moment on orbit; I took a Teflon knitting needle and got charged water drops to orbit around it.
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Technically shouldn't it be, "to suffer the bullets and arrows of outrageous fortune..." No one's hurling the sling at you
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Thinking about moving to a biome. Maybe taiga? Depends on what natural resources are available there for development.
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I'd like to be the first to welcome the world destroying asteroid, and, as a fan of 1990s cinema, would never dare to perform a sick astronaut space walk as we board a rocket in a last ditch attempt at detonating several nuclear devices inside while aerosm
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Why women needs pockets
Emma Stone just walked by me on the SNL 50th red carpet with popcorn stuffed in her dress lol
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Forgot that JD Vance would have to talk in front of the rest of the world. Somehow its less embarrassing when he exists only on US TV.
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