@itsnotpap
Why you think us girls with poor circulation who are always cold are always stuffing our hands between our thighs to warm up? Issa little space heater in there blowing heat to thaw our hands out 😌
@_DutchM3
What happens when the server drops a plate? Or even simply cleans the table? All that cleaning product and chicken bones in the water? What if someone’s bratty 5 year old decides to puke? 😤
@layzchipz
Reminds me of last Halloween when my best friend and I were downtown Orlando telling every actual cop we saw “I like your costume” and they got pissed. 🤣 looked like they wanted to arrest us
@ThePharaohhh
Like I could just see him now… watching you vacuum the ceiling and dust his middle school basketball trophies like “this bitch lmaoooo wait till I tell her”
@Oloni
When he beat my little dog half dead when I was at work. He still has nightmares and whines and kicks in his sleep and I have to gently wake him and comfort him.