For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

You think an immigrant at the ER is stealing your money? Not the billionaires with 5 homes, 3 yachts, 2 private jets, and a golden toilet? Congratulations. You’re living proof that propaganda works.

Why is it hot in October I fucking hate Israel

Lo que será Twitter el próximo sábado en el México Sub-20 vs Argentina

YouTube putting pro Israel advertisements on my screen?? wtf

No hubo mermelada de Mora, pero sí salsa de Chile. 🤷‍♂️🌶️🇲🇽

🇲🇽Gilberto Mora have grabbed headlines and rightly so … Diego Ochoa (20, 2005) has been exceptional for Mexico at U20 World Cup. Centre-Back has been an absolute rock, aggressive, reads the game well & marshals the back-line 👏

Got asked to open up a Gatorade bottle today

Not inviting the girl who gave you her kidney while vaping and ruining it is crazy

Y’all realize you need a masters degree to be a librarian? They are actually very underpaid for the work they do

Coworker showed me an AI vid of a Chihuahua with a sombrero being detained by ICE. I told him straight up that I detest AI and ICE and he blankly stared at me until I laughed, when I didn’t he left lol. Smh man

Realer than a lot of you bitches

I don’t think Texas should be allowed to invade Illinois

I promise you, any concern or question you may have is easily CORRECTLY answered on Reddit from a post from like 2018.

Your sons are consuming right wing red pilled propaganda online and none of you seem to be paying attention! And it’s not just the white boys either.

I don’t think folks realize how surreal this is. The fact that the Texas governor refuses to respect another state’s right should alarm Texans. Imagine the outcry from Abbott himself if it was Texas on the receiving end of unwanted National Guard from Illinois?

My tax dollars going to this is so fucking sad, pathetic, and horrible

swifties have been covering shit up real good because what the fuck is this

Bro is such a pedo that he's gonna go from 0 Epstein arrests to -1 somehow 😭

Arne Slot

Coworker that I’m cool with walked in the bathroom said what’s up, peed and then walked out without washing his hands