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Like this is the 40 year old lesbian auntie thatās tired of her familyās shit.
delainey is such a good actress because the 40 year old energy bleeds from this pic
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Canāt even lie to yāall I was staring 2 millimeters away from the screen trying to figure out why Sam looked different.
my guess rn is that he's one of the band members but how funny would it be if he was somebody more important
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Incredible the amount of delusion old Daniel had to cling to to convince himself he was just gay4drugs.
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Someone needs to give lestat birth control this is getting ridiculous.
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#iwtvspoilers you cannot separate anti-blackness from the trial, Santiago using the passive voice for Lestat but painting Louis and Claudia as THE aggressorsā¦. so fucking sinister my god.
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Something about the fact that he doesnāt even need to use a little gesture and merely nods his head a little in the 70ās.
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Everything I learn about TVC lore genuinely takes years off my life, wdym magnus only had vampire teeth and nothing else, wdym lestat sucked period blood through a tampon, wdym lestat fucked his mother.
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Sheās autistic and her special interest is evil.
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I hope Armand has an aesthetic crisis and goes back to wearing kohl liner again.
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AMC run by a bunch of weirdos bc wdym youāre asking a Black interviewer not to talk about race (something they purposefully rewrote and made an integral part of the story) with the Black lead of a showā¦. .
jacob talking about the iwtv podcast. love that he mentions that he and naomi enjoy and understand the show similarly. amc bring the podcast with naomi back!!!!
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Does this meanā¦ā¦. Daniel bullying lestat during an interview??????
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ship so good one of them is psychologically unstable and the other spent the latter half of an arc being an active suicide risk.
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Heās actually the funniest person on the planet Iām sorry
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#IWTVspoilers (also tw talking about SA) . Itās a very interesting choice to make Armand have the ability to control others bodies, where for so long he didnāt have control over his own.
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Cannot get over Annikaās āyou can see him meal prepping hereā tweet
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Which could mean nothing
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Wdym this man portrays the vampire Armand aka a top level national security threat
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#ICEraid the first two images are displaying your rights, please be safe and protect those you know who are immigrants. The bottom two images are the warrants people are talking about, the bottom left is the correct warrant as it needs to be signed by a judge, the other isnāt.
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[flirting] youāre sorta like an insect to me.
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Can I just have an episode of them doing side quests together. Please
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Armand: Iām going to rip you to shreds and use your ribboned skin to make a bow . Daniel:
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I swear to fucking god I will figure out a way to baby trap him
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@lgbtzenin We can keep falling for it ! I wonāt believe until theyāre confessing full lesbian love for each other onscreen Iām afraid.
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@bisexualscrisis World renowned Pulitzer Prize winner Daniel Molloy becoming music reviewer just to shit on lestats music.
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My unsolicited thoughts on Kaylee Bryantās sudden departure from Legacies, a š§µ (#josieslegacy).
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STOP SAYING LOUIS NEVER LOVED ARMAND I AM IN YOUR WALLS AND WILL HAUNT YOU.
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i accidentally made a medicine which may help men get pregnant and im NOT kidding.
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Armandās actually the funniest person alive pt 18263628 bc if past dm didnāt happen he just wanted to do a cute little bit of psychological warfare on Daniel (deserved).
do you sometimes remember that one of the only times armand wore color in dubai was the time he was alone with daniel? (which is purple, the color Daniel thought looked good on his ex)
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Armand bringing Louis to a family dinner with the coven after saying he was going to kill him is the funniest thing he couldāve done.
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Literally start giggling every time I see him act like a lovesick teenager confessing his feelings to his crush
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Gayboy molloy your distressed homosexual mannerisms have bewitched me.
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#NetNeutrality doesnāt just take away our ability to look at memes but it does keep us from being able to look at global news that we donāt see in mainstream media, this affects our schooling & more so PLEASE.TEXT: 504-09.CALL: 888-225-5322.EMAIL: atj.pai@fcc.gov.
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Hey Armand letās play a fun game where I put you in shark infested tank and close the lid.
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Obviously not important but the fact theyāre bringing gods into the plot line of legaciesā¦ just so they can have someone stronger than Hopeā¦ like you have to be kidding.
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You guys are not seeing the pearly gates
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@hyperprisms Madeleine also wearing the other corresponding colors, which could mean nothing.
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@dhampirbf Gonna start spreading misinformation that amc is selling a veganās blood in their jewelry.
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It makes perfect sense, so much of Armandās character is entrenched with the idea of control. Whether or not he has it, the extent of which he has it, what it mean for him to lose it etc etc.
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Not great quality BUT, sheās clearly wearing a crescent moon and in my opinion, something that looks like a wish bone with her second piercing. (The wishbone is the other necklace that Hope wears with her Mikaelson crest & moon)
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@guillerhomo I feel like they dropped the ball with Nadja and the antipaxos family storyline ? I think there couldāve been a better conclusion and see her character grow more ? Granted she and Guillermoās relationship developed but the way she treated the guide kinda negated that a bit ??.
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Laszlo Cravensworth it seems iāve grown quite fond of you though there are no romantic urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papaās orchard.
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Me acting like idgaf about the loumand divorce so I wonāt google where to buy a rope.
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tested positive for needy clingy bitch disorder.
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Every time this shows up on the tl 10 more years are taken off my life.
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āHe said 5 šā baby is that what youāre focusing on right now??????.
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@Ioumand This is 100% the vampire equivalent of downing a bottle of whiskey bc his ass is NOT hungry after eating an entire man.
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Call me Guillermo de la Cruz the way Iām gonna be killing the whole coven
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It just adds to the tragedy to the cycle of abuse, Armand having this power he wishes he had throughout his entire life, only to use it on the one he loves and damning both himself and Louis to this cycle.
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From the beginning of his life he was forced into sexual slavery, BOUGHT by Marius and was sexually abused by him & anyone else Marius wanted, to be forced into leadership in the coven in Rome, to having to take over ThĆ©Ć¢tre des Vampires after lestat left.
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@bisexualscrisis Not to defend m*rius but like ??? At least that was over a course of over a thousand years???????? LESTAT CANT STOP.
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āBelated apology number twoā he did not give a FUCK.
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@dhampirwomen Just learned that Jesus told lestat to drink his blood and moaned so I will absolutely take your word for it.
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Starting to think they gave this man shots of estrogen before the Dubai shoots
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Roxaneās delivery here is so excellent something something cocomelon.
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Never beating the secretly mother and son despite a one year age gap allegations.
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Armand lobotomized the homosexuality out of him ššš.
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God itās just so fitting and such a cruel twist of fate that heās able to exercise the one thing he desperately wants himself onto other people!!! God!!!!! Yet even with that he still canāt control the things that terrifying him!!!! Fuck!!!!!!.
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@touya_apologist Which Iām sure doesnāt have any kind of devastating implications, of course.
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