(っ◔◡◔)っ 🪄✨ Matty 🧸✨ @dilfmage profile

(っ◔◡◔)っ 🪄✨ Matty 🧸✨

@dilfmage

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matty - (he/him/his) in Los Angeles. food. mmos. friends. beige dad. textbook leo. Queer asf

Los Angeles, CA

Joined April 2009

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@dilfmage

10 months

Helping a 32 year old woman through a divorce in world of warcraft

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10 months

10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?

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6 months

This takes me out every fucking time

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meredith grey fujoing out

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@dilfmage

4 months

We met on Grindr in 2012 (19 y/o) and I wasn't looking for anything serious because I was still closeted - we met for coffee and talked for 4 hours and I immediately went home and came out to my parents because I knew it was the real deal and we have been together ever since

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5 months

Please rt with the story of how you met your s/o. I want to know. Even if it’s “not interesting” 🫶🏼

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@dilfmage

7 months

Imagine getting circumcised with these 😍😍😍

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@dilfmage

10 months

I just cannot delete this from my phone

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@dilfmage

4 months

19 to 31

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@dilfmage

4 months

also wasn't looking for anything serious because I was 19 lets make that clear I just got lucky to meet him so early in my life

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@dilfmage

2 years

C’mere and get cuddled 😤

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@dilfmage

2 years

Kiss me goodnight?

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1 year

Grateful red looks good on me

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2 years

Hi

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@dilfmage

8 months

Update

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@dilfmage

2 years

My hair is so soft rn

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@dilfmage

2 years

Would u still love me if I was a toe

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@dilfmage

2 years

In love with myself for the first time 😌🥰

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@dilfmage

7 months

My husband getting in to taking pics of me to show me off is getting really hot ngl

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@dilfmage

10 months

I wanna stay in beddd

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@dilfmage

9 months

@kyry5 I mean do you want him to post it on LinkedIn

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@dilfmage

9 months

Heart shaped mouse is cute sure but scrolling makes me feel like I’m playing with ass

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😉❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

Hi

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1 year

Hi

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1 year

Human body pillow 😚😴

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5 months

👅😚😏

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1 year

😘❤️😚

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3 months

He loves me fr

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5 months

My most liked photo on insta ~

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My most liked photo on insta

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8 months

A lot of us are on SSRIs

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WHY DONT GAY PEOPLE COME ON TIME

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9 months

I’ll wear these with my man idc

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@dilfmage

1 year

Need someone to play with my chest fur ASAP

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@dilfmage

1 year

That’s a gay man in there

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1 year

no because why did she eat this 😭😭

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@dilfmage

9 months

11 years with you. I never imagined I would have this much love in my heart when I was a little boy. We have seen each other through the lowest of low moments, the darkest despair and the brightest joy. I love you with every part of my being. I love you so much

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10 months

I will never know the name of the salaryperson that decided my Mom would die and that is probably for the best

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8 months

Stayin in bed today

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@dilfmage

1 year

This hair and beard is getting shaved tomorrow 😛

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@dilfmage

10 months

The test was to screen for cancer. Which she had. And that could have been caught early enough to survive treatment

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@dilfmage

2 years

Goodnight 😘

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@dilfmage

1 year

Like this wide

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Fuck your height, how WIDE are you?

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1 year

I look like my dad lol

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2 years

At my favorite spot 🥃😜

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@dilfmage

7 months

We decided to stay in bed

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@dilfmage

8 months

Ye

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But does your beard connect?

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4 months

Oooooo oversized loose mesh open shirt is gonna look great and feature my belly and chest soooo well this summer

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@dilfmage

4 months

Shorts are shorting

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@dilfmage

10 months

@Vynellus If you were a person with any empathy back in the day Blizzard GMs would assign you one adult woman who needs help moving on from her failing marriage. It was part of the terms most people scrolled through and just hit accept on

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@dilfmage

6 months

He doesn’t like social media but my husband is a dime. No @ I promise