Brian
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Southerner in New England. Gay and good at math. Amateur clarinetist. Data analyst who cooks a lot. Poison-type Gym Leader. He/They.
Boston, MA
Joined June 2009
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Rowlet NO!!!!
Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO Community Days have been officially revealed for the Timeless Travels Season
January 6th: Rowlet
January 20th: Porygon (Classic)
February 4th: Chansey
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100 years ago today in Chicago, Illinois, Roxie Hart murdered Fred Casely (allegedly) in self-defense
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I woke up this morning to Galarian Ponyta which is a unicorn and is likely fire/fairy type
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“Don’t point at me” - Tamisha Iman,
#DragRace
Untucked, Season 13, Episode 5, January 29, 2021, 9:52pm EST
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Why yes I did donate $10 to Elizabeth Warren at 11:30pm last night on NYE while drunk on the dance floor at a gay bar in order to make the FEC deadline
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I’ve made queer friends by going to social events based on my hobbies and interests, not to sound all boomer but it’s almost as if you have hobbies and interests outside of social media you wouldn’t be complaining about not having friends
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Omg what if Jujubee’s notebook is like Death Note and is eliminating queens one by one that means Baga is next
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Solar eclipse day is here so I can finally use my favorite meme of all time again
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Shiva and Chocobo summons helping Cloud battle the Hell House from Final Fantasy VII
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I absolutely need an oral history of this event. I need an interview with Patti, the announcer, the musical director, the background singers, the cue card holder, the soprano sax player that was announced, someone in the audience, and the Clintons
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You’ve heard of sea chantey tik tok now get ready for clarinet reel Twitter
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I need her backstory. Who is she.
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Go see Everything Everywhere All At Once instead
Warner Bros. executives are waiting to see how “The Secrets of Dumbledore” performs before green-lighting the fourth and fifth
#FantasticBeasts
movies. There is no script for a fourth film written at the moment,
@rebeccaarubin
reports:
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Someone allegedly pooped on the dance floor at blend, the alley had to close off their bathroom because someone clogged the toilet, what’s happening with our gastrointestinal systems Boston gays???
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You’re in his DMs, I’m in someone else’s DMs. We’re in an open relationship.
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Catching up on Westworld S4 and Tessa Thompson sitting on a throne of humans was such a moment
#spoilers
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Thank you grad school for finally mailing me an honors stole for a graduation ceremony I watched while drunk on my couch 5 months ago
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I hate conspiracy theories, but if y'all expect me to believe the death of the Russian ambassador to the UN is coincidental, think again.
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It’s official, I have a Masters degree good riddance no more school
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I’m being gaslit by the entertainment industry by being told C*m*lla C*b*llo is a good singer and actress
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“I don’t think display of sexuality belongs at pride but I’m okay with corporate Pride sponsored by Defense Contractor Building Drones Corp and Bank With Discriminatory Loan Practices” isn’t the take you think it is, read a something on gay history not just fanfic and touch grass
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tragically had to go into the office today but the morning lighting is kind of great though
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Not doing a boyfriend(s) reveal because you don’t need to know who they are or how many I have, I have to keep the gay poly army I’m creating secret
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Every single argument you people have against raising the minimum wage can be boiled down to “I have no understand of how inflation and the increases in the cost of living works” and “I hate poor people and they shouldn’t be able to feed and house themselves”
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@jameswebb1987
and I got out Dunkies pants in the mail this week and obviously had to do a photo shoot
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I am starting my Emmy campaign for Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for Gritty
Went back to school.
Got a detention.
Aced my fitness gram pacer test.
Dropped out.
All in the same day.
#AbbottElementary
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I think my favorite joke out of this whole Russia hacking debacle is asking Trump how Putin's dick tastes.
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Mistress isn’t coming to Boston, thus unable to fulfill the Boston Legacy curse, and therefore is confirmed to be a finalist this season
For all those asking here are some up and coming dates you can come see me in a city near you! Many more have been added, I’ll post an updated version soon! 💖💖💖💖🥰
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Follow Boston Legacy’s lead in denying services to transphobes by punching them in the face, then follow the SCOTUS decisions and simply claim it’s your religious doctrine to do so
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As a queer person paid to work by the government I know how to be messy and crash
That’s why for this Pride month I’m partnering with the MBTA
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I literally have a masters degree in epidemiology and not once have I pretended to have expertise on COVID-19 because infectious disease wasn’t my area of study which is to say anyone with anything less needs to shut the ever loving fuck up
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Finance people who are mad about the GameStop stock market situation are just scared because they now realize that their precious stocks can be fucked with at any time, and I for one would be happy to see these piece of shit hedge fund bros get their pwetty wittle stocks wrecked
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There are 3 truths about Legendary Season 3:
1) Leiomy is always right
2) Deshaun is one of the hottest people ever
3) Juicy Couture should be crowned the winner
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Played pool for the first time in 6 years and did very badly but had a good time
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HBO Max rebranding to Max but having to clarify it’s “the one to watch for HBO” I think it’s long past due to stop all MBA programs and pause all corporate consulting firms until we figure out what’s going on there
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What is straight men’s obsession with having full conversations in the bathroom please leave me alone
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I know I’m beating a disabled train, but the MBTA red line with all the slow zones is almost unrideable at this point
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Waking up on a Saturday to hop on an emergency work meeting wearing a Kirby shirt that says “I want you inside me” how fun
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3 of the 4 are correct answers and he still managed to choose the wrong one
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go to a drag show, do a gay sport, join a musical ensemble, go to trivia, go to a kink event, go to a board game group or night, do literally anything
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Less thirsting over Republicans like Madison Cawthorn with bad politics, more loving ourselves and thirsting after actually progressive and gay candidates like Ritchie Torres
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Deducing that someone you follow on main is into k*nk through their posts
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Forever more my subconscious will hear Benoit Blanc saying “so dumb” whenever I do something dumb
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These two TV moments on
#SearchParty
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#DragRace
happened on the same day. Toast in the bathroom is now part of the queer canon.
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I’m getting promoted to a senior analyst at work ☺️ not bad for a gay with a modicum of talent
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I really need The Last of Us to explain to me where specifically they think this is 10 miles west of Boston, because this does not look like metro west
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Hello, I have never had sex in my life or done anything sinful, so I will now subject you all to my opinions on Folsom and kink in a 5 paragraph essay
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I hope
#AllStars7
has a Mario Party moment at the end of the season where the contestant who receives the platinum plunger the most times gets an extra bonus star
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I’m here to defy stereotypes (I’m a b*tt*m who can’t wrap presents)
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Still riding this high
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I’m indifferent to this pick of Harris it was expected and probably the smartest move for Biden, but I just didn’t want khive to be happy
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Whether you are the biggest pig bottom cumslut or a sexless gay couple emulating heterosexuality, conservatives hate you. They hate queerness. You get told there’s a correct way to act, but there isn’t one; the goal is always to erase queerness in all forms however possible.
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Made a whole giant southern meal of eastern NC-style bbq, mac and cheese, green beans, and peach cobbler for my hungry guys
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We can create a space for sex workers that is profitable, while preventing trafficking and exploitation. It starts by decriminalizing and legalizing sex work, but we continue to punish sex workers and make it more difficult to work making it more dangerous. It’s counterintuitive.
SCOOP: OnlyFans will prohibit users from posting any sexually explicit conduct, citing mounting pressure from banking partners and payment providers
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Just guys being dudes (going to the Jinkx and Bendelacreme Holiday Show this week)
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I forgot to get a lotto ticket before I sat on my couch if an oomfie wins just send me a $100k and I’ll send you a lifetime supply of nudes I’m all set
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I’m indifferent to the birthday industrial complex, but I am happy that due to Jimbo’s entry into the gay lexicon last year I can now scream “it’s my special daaaaay” for the entire day today
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Give Deirdre a sequel
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Just beat the fourth palace aka the pyramid in Persona 5 Royal and the story got to me 😭
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It is homophobic to make me move on the first day of Pride month but all of my stuff is now in the new place
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Imagine working in public service because you believe in doing some good in the world and people post your photo online trying to deride you for looking gay
conservatives so desperately trying to demonize and criminalize queerness just salivating at the idea of a lgbtq blacklist
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I did not get an “I Voted” sticker because I do not like the concept of stickers, but I would like to inform the world that I voted in the Massachusetts primary *hold for applause*
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Can Legacy have a matinee for Serve Thursdays, I want to see Sapphira Cristál tonight but I want to be in bed before midnight on a school night
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Come see me and 2 homosexuals play pop music in a woodwind trio and all of this queer talent!
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If the CEO of a pillow company is advising the president on declaring martial law, I, as a statistical programmer, really need to have a word with Biden on my thoughts on public transit
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Despite its challenges, I’ve met some of the greatest people of my life on this bird app including boyfriends, friends, romantic and sexual partners, a roommate/platonic life partner so it makes me said that it’s going to inevitably fall to pieces sooner than expected…alas…
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In New York, we are essentially nobodies. Here in Boston…I’m still a nobody. I have no body. I am an ethereal being who sometimes tweets.
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The Office was an entertaining tv comedy, and it had an undeniable impact on tv comedy in a growing movement towards single-cam, cringe and satire in tv comedy for a larger audience
But please I implore people to watch new tv shows and stop begging for things to be rebooted
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In probably one of the most uncomfortable experiences in my life last night on a train in Atlanta a woman was trying to come onto me so hard on the train and trying to invite herself back to my hotel I felt like I was having an out of body experience
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Stephanie Hsu not getting nominated for supporting actress in every possible award this year does not make sense with my fantasy
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The premiere Demon Twink is Cole Escola’s character Chip from Search Party
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