twenty years ago today, i nearly lost my life to a horrible medical system that treats pregnant women like acceptable losses. but in exchange, i got the most beautiful two babies anyone could ever ask for 🩷so happiest of birthdays to my twins. no one could be more proud of you!!

vampires get vitamin d from the moon

had to stop part way home to keep my leggings from falling right off me, so i guess i need to get my sewing machine situation figured out

if your groupthink outweighs your compassion, you're already a collaborator

stg whoever planted a walnut tree here was a serial killer

turns out it meant "i'm drunk" and therefore safer to ignore it than to try to figure it out

supposed to be warm tomorrow, so maybe i won't step outside and decide it's too fucking cold and go back to bed six times a day like i've done for the last 3 days

out on a walk. always so much easier to breathe when i'm away from my cage

googling shit like “when will the orcas strike again”

skynet is waking up.

Forget the void, scream into my chest as I hug you

once i get the rest of the garden overwintering cleared out i'll probably try to get a good picture of all of the daffodils at once. there really are a lot! probably i'll spread them out some more, too.

i always said i would be a menace if i could ever figure out how to fix some of my worst health issues. turns out i just had audhd burnout, so, here i am being a menace 😈🤪😘

Sex is great and all but have you ever had a friends cat choose you to cuddle with over everyone else in the room

Many people grind their teeth, but only a rare few use a mortar and pestle.

i have the right to remain silent

giving no fucks

pissing off crazy men on the internet is a daily occurrence for women. but all it took to ruin my life was slightly irritating one crazy chick

And now the car sounds like it wants to blow up when the AC is on. Tremendous.

daffodils are blooming. 🩷

if i could find you now, things would get better