Stewnami
@stewnami
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Problem solver. Idiot. Podcaster @Salty_Language / @thecrazylifepod / https://t.co/noi5xg60c5
Michigan
Joined February 2009
I like a woman that makes me feel alive, but also lets me know that it might not be for long.
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NEW on Salty Language Ep 737 - American Gladiators, Chuck Norris, Sam Kieth R.I.P., Jury Duty show, Reggie Dinkins, Live action Moana, Regular Show Lost Tapes, KFC Pickle Puffer, Dem Bones disco cover, Looney Tunes movie, the QoftheW, and more! https://t.co/4o0vn4EH57
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Told the moon goodnight, then we kept doing the “No, you hang up first” game
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i hate random sad days. having a heavy heart and an anxious mind is the worst.
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The elephant inside this room Well, baby, we just dance around it
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"I feel so safe with you" is the most precious form of flattery anyone could ever say to me
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I’m sleeping in tomorrow to protest for those that have to get up early
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fuck small talk, are we getting matching nervous systems or nah
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Send me your subtweets telepathically so I can still see them while I sleep
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Men, remember to poop in your friends’ fire pits to establish dominance
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