I present to you the Dunning-Crypto effect.

RT @post_polar_: silence critics, an ETH holder is celebrating

RT @MoonOverlord: Ratio

RT @MonkeyCharts: watched someone sell btc on coinbase last night. sold 5k worth. after fees from selling, 4905.25. then they preset you to….

Option 1: buy a @footballdotfun 'ETF' of Raphina, Valverde, Mbappe, Gyokeres, Gabriel, Saliba, Alvarez, Rice, Doue . Option 2: buy Yamal and just ride the wave to valhalla.

RT @goodalexander: For example this woman exists in a fully hyperreal manner — she’s short form Goop bc we’re too dumb to read an entire ma….

I hope you’re positioned

RT @rainnen23: It is super easy to make money in crypto if you already have money. Buy good coins during bear markets, sell for much higher….

Seriously, why does AI get its “facts” from redditards?. Is it a way to keep ordinary people who can only afford entry-level GPTs in a PC echo chamber? . This is why speaking with GPT often feels like having a conversation with an NPC

ETH at 10k is inevitable. Anyone who seriously thinks the ponzi tradfi world won’t inflate fiat enough for Ethereum to reach 10,000 is redacted.

Next stop 250,000 😌

remember when the president launched a shitcoin and then rugged everyone just as he launched an America First campaign and then rugged everyone. feels so long ago now

The year is 2030. Clunky frontends and tedious portfolio management has faded into history, replaced by capable intent-solvers. DeFi has matured, execution has shifted from manual clicks to solvers that interpret high-level goals and handle the complexity under the hood.

gHaiku yappers

🔸 22K+ on-chain transactions. 🔸 $9M cumulative volume. 🔸 290K+ intents solved. The Haikult is growing.

When you think you’re making gains but it’s just the dollar tanking . This is why they say, 1 BTC = 1 BTC.

Never judge a CT degen without knowing the full story

i'll be demoing how Haiku's intent-solver can complete cross-chain, multi-protocol and multi-primitive basket-zaps in just one quick tx 😌 . Eg "swap my Aave LP, vault and spot positions on Ethereum for the top 10 pools on Base by APY" . it'll be with lil @wassie shids tho so up.

Harvard in 2018: Bitcoin is more likely to reach $100 that $100,000 . Harvard in 2025: We can confirm our purchase of 1,000 BTC at $116,000 . You didn’t listen to the “experts” did you anon?.