Deep State Dude
@deepstatedude
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I’m your huckleberry… Gen X AF. Ran completely out of fucks a long time ago. Keep your religion to yourself.
Look behind you…
Joined June 2023
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“I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; 1/
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I need all of your best remedies to cure hiccups.
My daughter has had it for 24 hours!
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@MarkSKrikorian
@CIS_org
More propaganda and disinformation. He killed the bill. Stop lying. You’re not entitled to your own facts.
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@1Chillwind
@NavyVeteranWife
@diann4kdz
@j_blue_advocacy
@Tim_Tweeted
@donnadiane1970
I’m sure his bathrooms at home are also gender neutral.
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I almost feel bad complaining about how cold it is in SoCal.
Almost.
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Allow me to brag for a hot second.
If you’re not following
@DevinCow
, what are you even doing?
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Update: they went away! At least for now.
She tried the holding breath until she almost passed out. It stopped for a bit.
Then she tried the spoon balancing on forehead and that one did it!
Thank you to everyone that helped! 🫶
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A VOTE AGAINST BIDEN IS A VOTE AGAINST VOTING AGAIN.
Read that until you all fucking get it.
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There’s no freedom in America.
If there was, we’d be able to attend a fucking parade
or a movie theater
or school
or work
or commute
or go to church or temple or synagogue or mosque…
…without the threat of being gunned down.
That’s not freedom.
💔
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Well, that Katie Britt rebuttal was some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen.
Breathy and overacted af and completely insincere.
And delivered from the kitchen? Jfc… y’all.
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@innercitypress
He should just print a sign that says “DENIED” and hold it up every time Habba speaks. It will save time.
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@lanana421
This one was the winner! Thank you so much!
Very skeptical at first but it worked! 😂
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My daughter and I have a tradition to have breakfast together on Sundays, just her and I. And I can’t tell you how much I look forward to it! ♥️
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The fact that
#TrumpSmells
is trending on 2nd place right now tells us there’s more work to be done!
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I love how everyone suddenly became an inter coastal navigation expert as well as structural/civil engineering experts.
Sit the fuck down and let the pros do their goddamn jobs. Fuck’s sake.
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It’s no coincidence that it’s Fani Willis, Laetitia James, E Jean Carroll and her team of attorneys are finally bringing much deserved comeuppance to TFG.
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🚨🚨🚨
SoCal peeps. Don’t fuck around with this coming storm.
I generally don’t give a shit if it’s just rain because… it’s just rain!
But this one is a doozy. Stay off the roads Sunday and Monday if you can. If you can’t, drive carefully and don’t risk it!
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I’m not a photographer but I took this
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Not to be overly sanctimonious, or anything. But prison rape jokes are just about as funny as any other rape jokes.
Kthxbye.
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Dear lord, if you want me to drink beers with my friends next week, just send me a sign. I don’t know, maybe block the sun with the moon? Kthxbye
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I’m legit jealous of everyone seeing this magical aurora.
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QT a pic of yourself when you were much younger
Fashionable though
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Slept in my Def Leppard shirt and woke up hysterical.
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I’m not a photographer but I took this picture while taking a piss.
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I have to wear a sleep study thing to sleep tonight and let me tell you, I’m already dreading this gd thing… 😒
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Happy thanksgiving to all you beautiful people that keep me sane and some of you that add to my insanity- but you all contribute to my happiness. Thank you.
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Covid shot ✅
Flu shot ✅
Everyone knows someone sick with either right now. Get your shots!
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Don’t fall for the outrage. It keeps you watching news channels.
Fuck the courts and the pundits and the magic boards and the fake horse races.
It’s not gonna be close. Since Biden took office, abortion rights, contraception and bodily autonomy are being assaulted. 1/n
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How come nobody told me than when one turns 50 there’s new muscle aches from muscles I didn’t even knew I had?
#GenX
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I’m not sure I’ve found a better verse in any song than this one from Leonard Cohen
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I think I’m done adulting today. Will regress to my rebellious teenage years for the rest of the evening.
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Do we have a fucking constitution or not? Do we have a rule of law or not?
It’s that simple.
Former Obama adviser
@davidaxelrod
says that a court decision to remove Trump from the primary ballot “would rip the country apart”
Thoughts?
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If I ever get out of this Friday traffic on the 405 it’ll be over for you bitches.
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Do 👏
Not 👏
Merge 👏
Cells 👏
On 👏
Fucking 👏
Spreadsheets!👏
You monsters!
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What great scene takes place in a restaurant?
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Friendly reminder: your brain is a jerk. It will talk to you in loops of worry and fear.
You are not your thoughts. Shut your brain up. Don’t let it ruin your mood. Don’t let your mood dictate your actions.
You can be good to yourself in spite of your thoughts.
Kthxbye.
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Wish me luck, I’m taking the girly to practice driving today again.
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Drop a sunset or ocean picture if you have one
Drop a sunset or ocean pic from your gallery if you have one.
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Don’t fall in love with me. I pronounce cupboard as cup-board.
You’ve been warned.
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I’m in a blocky kind of mood today.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
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Just got back from a trip abroad and I can’t tell you how excited I am to sleep in my own bed again.
Love traveling, love coming home even more!
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Tell us something good that’s happened today.
I made my son’s favorite made from scratch fluffy pancakes!
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If you could choose a fictional movie character to be your Valentine, who would it be?
If you could choose a fictional movie character to be your Valentine, who would it be?
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Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
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Fani Willis is free to have any relationship with whomever the fuck she wants when she wants.
That being said, choosing to have it at the same time you’re prosecuting the biggest case in your life with the guy you hired to help you prosecute it is at least poor judgment.
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I’m already tired of “the year in review” shows. For fucks sake, let’s just turn the page already.
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Fucking hell. Just got a text from a coworker whom I had 2 meetings with on Friday that they’re covid positive. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
They have mild symptoms and I have none, but JFC.
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@innercitypress
Today the judge needs to print a sign that says “SUSTAINED” and just show it every time Habba opens her mouth.
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For those of you who want to wish happy new year in Spanish, make sure to use the Ñ in “feliz año nuevo”, otherwise you’ll be wishing people happy new butthole.
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This week was hard. I’m ready to have an easy week this year… running out of runway
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If you haven’t yet started this book by
@BarbMcQuade
, what are you even doing?
I’d say it’s a page turner but I’m listening to the audiobook. She narrates it masterfully!
Halfway done, can’t wait to continue! 👊
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Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT purchase these crackers.
You will eat the entire bag and drive to Trader Joe’s again to get 15 more and probably eat all of them too.
They are probably made of crack or some kind of potion.
You’ve been warned.
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Getting good news from good friends can make your whole day!
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When all else fails, tacos never let you down. Get you some!
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As much I love complaining about poor customer service, I need to give a shout out to Beverly in Seattle reservations with
@AlaskaAir
- she resolved my issue over text in no time, professionally and was awesome. Give her a raise please!
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What caused the bubonic plague you ask?
The systematic extermination of cats in Europe because the church believed cats were witches’ familiars. Which led to an explosion of the rat population.
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Don’t we all?
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What is this about the rapture coming? I’m out of town, so idk if I’m gonna miss it.
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We had a Costco sized pack of tomatoes and 2 giant cucumbers to make a salad with tonight, great side for the smoked tri tip.
Until we looked for them and figured out my 14 year old had eaten every tomato and both cucumbers. I can’t even be mad at the kid 🤣
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Girl, same!
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Happy Trump goes broke day to everyone who celebrates! 🥳🥳🥳
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So they’re jackhammering something outside my office and have been at it for the last 2 hours. And I’m not sure my nerves can take this shit anymore. Might need one of y’all to bail me out. Brb.
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Uncommitted is the new Bernie Bros. And they can all fuck off.
Block me, bitches.
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Without saying a Ghostbusters movie, what is your favorite Bill Murray movie?
Without saying a Ghostbusters movie, what is your favorite Bill Murray movie?
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@LA_SassyPants
Can’t post. I’m going to be too busy dancing on the streets naked drinking champagne.
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I need to quit yelling at the TV watching these poor people on Alone UK about their fishing.
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What’s an album you like with a black and white cover?
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@judgeluttig
Judge Luttig, why don’t you give those Colorado lawyers a quick phone call? They’ll definitely appreciate your perspective.
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Here's our latest precipitation amounts: The rains will continue to increase these amounts tonight and Tuesday.
#CAwx
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A propos of something I read here earlier…
A like from me just means I literally liked your tweet. That’s it. No hidden meanings.
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Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?
Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?
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Drop a sky pic from your gallery
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Happy Mother’s Day to all of you moms out there step moms and also mother figures!
Hope you can relax and have a day full of love and gratitude!
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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from bad decisions. ✌️
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Remember ☝️ if you don’t have to be between LAX and Santa Monica tonight, avoid the area, as POTUS will be landing this afternoon and attending a fundraiser in the vicinity.
Making Friday traffic in LA even more unbearable! 🥳
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I'm asking those who love the outdoors to post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. The goal is to regain peace and harmony without negativity. Please copy the text, put a picture on YOUR page, and let's look at these beautiful pictures
I'm asking those who love the outdoors to post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. The goal is to regain peace and harmony without negativity. Please copy the text, put a picture on YOUR page, and let's look at these beautiful pictures
Frozen grass and a Tx sunrise
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