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If you think they are risking their lives for £37.80 a week you have been brainwashed by a Right Wing media.
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@themichaelowen
@EmmaRaducanu
Congratulations Emma.
Here's a pic of me in 1985.
I am just sitting there, thinking.
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@peterjamesuk
I'm on a plane and I am reading the guy sitting next to me's book.
Probably ask him to sign it but will keep the tension going for a bit.
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"Alexa, define the word 'inconsistency' please....."
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Nothing comes close.
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Catholic VARs and priests and nuns
Came to steal away our fun
But every Bear must stand behind
The man behind the wire.
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Thought Chris was taking the piss out of Beales there, then realised it's a microphone.
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"Gonnae break intae that kiosk son and get us some watter? Ahm affy thirsty so I am!"
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Terrible when your opponents mocks your national beverage of choice isn't it?
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All ťhe Queens soldiers and all the Queens men can't make Sevco the rangers again.
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I see the folk who want a £200million Royal yacht are seething that 2 men fleeing war and persecution are costing £35 a week until they are given leave to remain and the right to earn a living.
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@daraobriain
@wulba
Come out your transit vans
And deliver if you can
Sure your wife thought you were working down at Nandos...
Where are the gifts and gear
That you said you'd bring right here
By the lovely lanes for Cillian and for Sandra.
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David Beckham waits 12 hours to see a box with a flag on it and he's somehow a hero.
Your gran waits 14hours on an ambulance and nobody gives a fuck.
This is the UK in 2022.
Get off your knees.
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London "We got a giant orange balloon filled with hot air!"
Glasgow "So have we!"
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Dear Olympic Lyonnais this is Moussa Dembele and he is yours for £25million.
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@Mikel_Jollett
@realDonaldTrump
how is getting pished on in Moscow treason? Asking for a friend?
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Welcome to Scottish football where picture 1 is a penalty but picture 2 isn't.
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I see the folk who were screaming "All Lives Matter" are now wanting us not to take in refugees.
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Pitch invader at Celtic Park.
First clear photo.
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Imagine having a large part of your salary for several years as a tax free loan and then not ever having to pay it back.
Now that's what I call lucky.
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Norwegian Police have told Celtic to celebrate however the fuck they want.
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A reminder that Kyogo was booed incessantly at Ibrox after being racially abused.
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And it seemed to me that you loved our life but now your paintings in the bin.
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Oh Cummings is a wanker,
He wears a wanker's hat
He masterminded Brexit
And other shite like that
But when he went to Durham
We all learned to our cost
That Boris cannae sack him
Cos Cummings is his boss!
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It's ridiculous to think you can cure Scotland of Sectarianism by banning Catholic schools but keep Orange Order parades.
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I see the folk who mock a teenage lad with Down's Syndrome, ridicule Leigh Griffith's mental health and make horrendous songs about The Lisbon Lions are telling Scott Brown how to behave.
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Police Scotland when a Celtic fan tries to go shopping on the 21st.
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RIP to my wee Dad who sadly lost his brave fight against MND and dementia this morning.
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Look forward to Stuart McCall's behave video.
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There's not going to be actual roosters there is there?
🍴
#RangersFC
are delighted to announce
@PeriRooster
as our Official Restaurant partner.
👉 All the info:
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Scottish football where it's deemed crackpot to suggest Rangers supporting refs are biased against Celtic but ok to suggest a guy hanging about a 100k car is a sanctioned murder attempt on a rival player by Celtic FC.😂😂😂
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"Doctor, I am addicted to singing Irish Rebel songs!"
"Oh dear.When did this start?"
"Was a morning in July, I was walking through Tipperary.."
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To be honest I thought Mason Mount is where the Scottish referees all lived.
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Brilliant.
Dundee United to put on free meals at Tannadice for those living alone at Christmas
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The reality is that in 15 years time John Beaton will be doing tours of Orange Halls and Sash Bashes getting paid hundreds of quid to talk about how he hated Celtic and gave us nothing and the Scottish media will totally ignore it.
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Congratulations The Rangers International Football Club for winning the Always Next Year Cup for the 3rd year in a row.👏👏👏👏
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I think the reason I love Tom Rogic so much is that he secretly time travelled back to WW2 and joined the Red Army to fight Nazism.
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A 24 year old lassie on Tinder messaging me asking me if I was interested in having fun.
I'm 51. My idea of having fun is walking upstairs and remembering why I am doing so.
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"You know they can freeze that fucking thing off now mate!"
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Next time you hear someone slagging off Neil Lennon hit them with a pound coin and tell them they brought it on their self.
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I can't believe someone has driven from Ayrshire to dump his Stevie Gerrard cut out on the steps at Ibrox.
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When your boss tells you that he wants you to defend against Celtic.
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If anybody thinks Prince Andrew will ever be prosecuted you haven't been paying attention.
We are just cattle to them.
We only exist to serve them and pay for their lifestyles.
Do you honestly think the people have power to take what won't be given freely?
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If History teaches us anything, it's to fear politicians wearing military style/tactical customised uniforms they don't deserve.
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"Dad, what did Rangers do to stop Celtic winning 10 in a row?"
"Well not much but Ryan Kent once punched Scott Brown!"
" Oh good! Was he knocked out?"
"No lass he just got up and laughed."
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I see the folk who accused Celtic fans of burning buses, umbrella machine guns, chucking ginger bottles in ninja stealth mode, Achill Islam Csc, tampering with Alfredo's brakes, are now convinced Celtic fans have the means and technology to edit livestreams in real time.
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Police Scotland checking to see if criminality can be established.
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New to Scottish football?
Have a guess which incident ended in punishment?
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Oh Lustig is a copper he wears a copper's hat, He arrested Andy Halliday because he is a twat and when he faces Gerrard he will fling away the cap and show him the league table says "here's the fucking gap!"
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"Excuse me, I was jumping on your dog's kennel and it collapsed! It's clearly your fault!"
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Can someone check in on
@TEnglishSport
please? There's a major Scottish fitba story about breach of covid regulations and he hasn't commented.
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I would be disappointed if Brendan doesn't invite Timothy Weah and the Pope to sit in the dug out at Ibrox and introduce them as thus....
"Weah, The Papal".
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If Scotland beat England we should get independence.
If England beat Scotland they should get independence.
If it's a draw both countries should get independence.
Deal?
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In a positive note workers were able to salvage 32 footballs from the roof that have been there since Filip Sebo left.
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Hi Bhoys I am Cassandra.
Might get the chebs out if ye follow me.
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They always want peace when they are outmatched.
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Disneyland Ulster looks shite.
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Great pic of Richard Gordon and Chick Young together.
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Taxpayers.
Never forget you are funding a group of privileged parasites on perpetual holiday.
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Douglas Ross adopting the Scots Conservative position to the Union.
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Welcome to Scottish football where the current League leaders play a cup game wearing sponsorless kit and no one in the media is asking why.
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Celtic fans visiting France Belgium and Germany. All the places the Shipyard Loyal avoided in WW2.
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Breaking.Police release picture of man wanted for attempted arson attack at Dens Park.
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Looks like Roberto Carlos has smashed a fitba into her arse.
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One point in the CH4 programme tonight will resonate with honest historians.
The British Army were not sent to protect Catholics.
They were sent to restore Unionist rule in areas that had enough of it.
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Worrying that Prince George will have some new words added to his vocabulary today courtesy of Kyrgios.
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Come with me,
And you'll be,
In a world of
Pure denied Liquidation.
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@DJack_Journo
It'a not just new evidence. It's old evidence that was hidden and ignored for nearly 50 years.
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Look how much he is doing to urge them home.
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Rangers fans a week ago.
"We are doing it for the good of Scottish football!"
This week.
"Let's destroy Scottish football by boycotting those who voted no!"..
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