Nimesh Patel
@findingnimesh
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eating up and getting loose.
Peace on Earth
Joined November 2018
Is my dream so wrong? With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Three good hours. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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So...you'll make it? With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Edible must be kicking in. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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You learn this from experience. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Getting a head start. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Honestly, too easy. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Gotta keep my mouth shut. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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It's just a fact. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Greatest Deception of all time With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Being a man means lifting others up, not tearing them down. Being a man means leading through strength, not domination. Being a man means treating others with respect, until you’re disrespected. Being a man means being better than the men before us.
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Shhh...we're inside now. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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It's a trap! With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Get off your high horses. With All Due Disrespect Tour Jan 2026 - May 2026 All major cities, tickets at: https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V
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Whatever, loser. ON TOUR NOW. Building my best hour yet. Here are some upcoming dates: October 23–25 — Indianapolis, IN November 6–8 — Denver, CO November 10 — Las Vegas, NV — & many more after that, https://t.co/Zmlp9qks7V for tix
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They keep saying the economy is resilient. That's how you describe someone battling cancer. What disease does the economy have?!
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my re-telling of the ganesha story is a comedic interpretation of the story my pandit grandpa would tell me through the lens of modern society. its a reverential piece - as only someone who knows it well and lovingly could tell it. 🕉️🕉️🕉️
Meet Nimesh Patel- the comedian who thinks mocking Ganesh, Shiv Ji, and Parvati passes as “stand-up comedy.” Especially shameful coming from someone who is Hindu and of Indian origin. Once again, Hindus are treated as easy targets simply because we don’t retaliate the way others
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@findingnimesh Me, @Bone_Capone & @mholtonjr all went to see @findingnimesh at @HeliumComedyPdx ! He’s was funny AF!!! 🤣🤣
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.@findingnimesh thinks there’s no better place to pass out then at one of his shows 🤣 #FallonTonight #StandUp
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