Asuzor David
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3 months of steady nationwide protest, this man will resign
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"Moderate" Muslims go pretend like say they no see this post.
100 orphan girls marriage: Niger State Imams call for sack of Minister
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You people act like Peter Obi didn't win the election. We don't have a winning problem. We have a judicial problem.
In Nigeria's politics, there are unseen power brokers. They check the strength and weaknesses of candidates before forming alliance.
From a very reliable source as i was informed, the Obi and El-Rufai combo that is being proposed, is the only formidable force that can flush
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Bring me one feminist, just one that is more successful than Michelle Obama.
I'll be waiting 😊
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I'm extremely uncomfortable with the everly increasing random settlement of Fulani mason men gathering in huge numbers at Hospital Junction Owerri.
It's beginning to look like a planned invasion
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If you enter imsu front gate, at first glance you go see 5+ women wey set pass like this
If all these things wey I carry plus my sense no do u,boya ko koshi danu😏
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@Colossie7
Neither do they care about what to do to prevent future occurrences of such nature
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Guy try shag some of these women you twerk for o. Because e no go make sense say you mumu finish and the least toto no reach you. Try shag even if na one abeg
but when he tells you that he raped a woman, you’ll use that hand to jerk him off, Mr. Rape A. Paulogist.👀
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Venita is one special kind of beautiful.
You need to study her genes. It's resisting time
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@spiecy_diecy
They don't speak against it enough. It wouldn't be this bad if they condemned it outrightly
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One Igbo man is setting aside money for his children's Christmas clothes.
The Igbo woman is already planning how to exclude the housemaid from the Christmas shopping list because she left stew overnight in the pot.
Repent !!
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So Apc has called for the arrest of Pastor Enenche.
Where are those christians that said we should allow other christians to choose their candidate?
You can't be neutral with Satan.
I hope you can now understand why we were serious about this.
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Mama and Papa say na today Dem born me
Grateful for life. We keep moving
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Any man who nuts from a blowjob probably has premature ejaculation issues
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Shola lost the love of the streets when he started broke shaming boys 😹
Hardworking people for that matter
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Masculinity doesn't say 30+ women are useless. We preach accountability, responsibility and decency. Family doesn't stop career growth. A woman's greatest joy will remain her home
Rihanna used her 20 s to become a mega star, using her 30 s got a man and having a second baby, but one useless Broke Alpha male will come to say on space, 30 + women are useless and have no eggs 😅 Rihanna is 35 is she using the eggs of Agama Lizard ?
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Victoria Orenze is divorced. Pastor Chris is divorced. Benny Hinn has gone through a divorce. Joyce Meyer has gone through a divorce.
See the number of anointed men of God who laid hands on Moses and his wife. This marriage is sealed by God. What a blessing 🙏
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There's nothing shocking or new in that caramel podcast.
That is the description of the relationship most men have these days.
Do this for me or watch as I go to another man that'll do it.
I find the outrage so performative because it's still MEN that enable such nonsense.
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@Letter_to_Jack
No argue with people wey open mouth talk say "Ronaldo was never a good dribbler".
Short memory FC is a thing on this app
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The white man is not superior to you abi?
Why you go japa come flood WhatsApp status dey post "GOD DID"?
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The black community could not provide pipe borne water for themselves, but they could multiply children
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Did Holy Spirit save you from Asuu strike?
As you no get light, shey you fit use Jesus light of the world charge your phone? Abi deep freezer?
Holy spirit no do samurai save Leah and Deborah?
Holy Spirit no make POS charge no affect you?
Make una just stop.
Una dey vex pesin 😒
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@Wizarab10
Well, a sensible father in law that wants to give his daughter and son in law a gift will give it to the son in law or at least he will give it to his daughter in the knowledge of the son in law.
That being said, the babe suppose top money for that house
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Men, stop hook up culture. Let it end with this year.
Be responsible. Be clean. Be healthy. Be purposeful. Be disciplined. Like attracts like. You don't want a street hoe? Then don't be a community penis yourself.
Self introspection 💯
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I'll not be interested in my kids liking me at this stage. Give them the proper training and forget about how they feel. Parenting ain't a no offence contract
This high-handed/iron-hand parenting style is so old-fashioned now.
Parenting must be with compassion; you have to understand that the child, as young as they may be, have feelings and a sense of self.
The dad’s action is wrong and it will take a toll on the child’s emotions.
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Igbo women feminists claim they're "fighting" to protect women yet na them carry housemaid abuse for head.
Power hungry fools.
How many times has Uloma spoke up against all the cases of house maid abuse we see here everyday.
The devil has cousins and they are feminists
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Twitter taught me yesterday that saying you want to be a hoe doesn't mean you don't value marriage 👍
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Every harsh feminist became a result of her bitter experience.
Men, please treat women better. This place is a mess. A big mess. Don't add to it.
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@Vicmwenya
@jon_d_doe
@jeptive
Men need to understand that women should not be a motivation to do better for themselves.
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Go and sleep.
You people will be demanding experience and skillset fit for senior executives from fresh school leavers, on top nonsense salary.
Over 600 job applications yet we struggle to find 20 good candidates.
There are issues. How do we solve them?
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I saw that thread where women were asked their source of income.
At least 80% said it's from their Dads(which is good).
But then, I was looking for a "feminist" that will say an independent source. Alas, I found none.
Why do y'all hate men then?
I thought menascum?
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No ma. We're not illiterates. We have seen the trend. You people are vile and dark hearted. Your champion Ulxma wished all men death on this app.
If y'all practice the true meaning of feminism, we wouldn't have a problem.
We see you people for who you are.
I did a full course on feminism from 200-400L and it has nothing to do with hating men or being toxic Please read and research. Illiterates
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See ba, I won't pretend this new naira policy isn't affecting me.
But with the way Tinubu and his goons are crying about it?
Braaaaa, I'll fucking endure it to see them lose.
I've endured waaaayyyy worse shege from this government.
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This is the importance of having credibility. Having a base to your success. Nobody will be able to shame you.
Those baby steps will give legitimacy to your success
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You know you can't pay for domestic help, so you pick a minor from the village and manipulate them God knows how because they can't fight back.
Y'all child abusers will crumble.
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You control your husband more by submitting to him, but twitter for feminists won't allow you to have sense so continue
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So after standing for close to an hour just to buy fuel, I engaged the okada driver in a conversation.
He said the North Central is on lock 🔐 for Peter Obi.
He's from Nasarawa state.
Let's keep the fire 🔥 burning
#PeterObiForPresident2023
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This who y'all want to have facing international world leaders at global conferences?
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You seriously need to chill big man
God Has Not Yet Shown Me Nigeria’s Next President; Vote As Your Spirit Leads – Pastor Adeboye Urges Nigerians | Sahara Reporters
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@talk2veee
Good morning ma'am. So the lifestyle maintenance is kinda costly but she's looking for who will abate the needs? Because if she does those things for herself, she wouldn't be crying out
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Men don't do things because they "feel" like.
Your father didn't pay your school fees because he "felt" like.
Sometimes you wouldn't "feel" like. But you have to. Because it's your duty.
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Anything at all you're always initiating without reciprocation is enough cue
If you’re the one always initiating the sex
Hope you know that’s enough cue she’s not the one for you my gee ??
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You can't even pin a crime on him. Marriage proposals are not documented. They are verbal agreements between two consenting adults. So unless there is a proof of sexual misconduct, assault, rape or theft, he'll develop a thick skin and move on.
The ladies should use their heads
This guy
@EmmanuelAkpe
meets Christian women here on Twitter, engages them and then use and dumb them few months to the wedding.
He has done it to more than 4 ladies here on Twitter and now you, and you all continue to allow him to get away with it because he’s a “man of god”.
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Marrying is NOT compulsory.
Having family is NOT compulsory.
Impregnating a woman is NOT a proof of manliness.
Stop bringing kids into this cruel world to suffer. ❗
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Prostitution is more of a greed problem than a poverty problem.
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Have you seen a prisoner taunting another prisoner that he will die in prison? Must be ment innit? 😹😹
You no dey US, you no dey UK, you no dey Canada. You dey this 9ja with me, you still dey taunt me say Tinubu go win.
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Fireboy said "na all of us be ashawo".
🤣🤣
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@chinomnso3
Xavi said Pep was at the end of season party dinner and started drawing tactics on the dinner table.
The man has no life apart from football
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When I'm engaging with you in a discussion, and instead of presenting valid points to aid your argument,you resort to insults, it means either you don't know what else to say, or you're ill mannered.
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When it's lori Harvey, it's "dating for fun"
This exchange rate no pure
This girl meets Hollywood men, engages them and then "use and dumb" them few months after.
She has done it to more than 4 men in Hollywood and you all continue to allow her to get away with it because she's a spec.
Call her name: Lori Harvey the romance scam.
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You're a selfish and wicked parent if you're AS and intentionally marry an AS partner.
It's not love. It's wickedness.
Wickedness and inconsideration.
Dark heartedness. Evil wickedness.
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Some of you people don't even care if Nigeria burns to the ground as long as you're eating right.
Selfish humans
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A sexually innocent man needs a very strong male figure to guide him through the nuances of female behavioral traits as regards courtship and friendships.
He stands at high risk of manipulation by a false interpretation of misguided desire
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You don't get it. You're the wife. She's the husband. The both of you understand your roles. There certainly is a "man" in that union, and you're not that "man". Your wife is.
@UGOOTWEETS
@RoCa74394915
In our household, which is successful, my wife has the career and I stay home. Further, when we married, my wife kept her surname and I took it, and that is our children’s surname.
Please stop purporting to speak in the name of God. It is insulting, vulgar, and profane.
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The way some ladies dress to church makes you wonder what they're going to church to do
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If women understand the responsibility that comes with what they're fighting for,they wouldn't even be fighting trust me.
Sometimes I'm even close to being overwhelmed with it. It's not a badge of honor. It's not a feather 🪶 in cap 🎓
@Themichaelllll
Even Chimamanda's kind of feminism is idealistic, it's decent but unachievable as regards to making men and women equal.
Men and women are not equal, men will always bear higher responsibility than women. There's no way to paint it that will make them equal.
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Odanz is just a batified hypocrite looking for scrubs of relevance. He makes a slight show of Obidience and overlaps it with dozens of needless gaslighting aimed at the gullible sheep of twitter.
I've blocked the werey
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Pastor Enenche said it's a spell.
David Hundeyin said it's "culture".
I don't know how to explain why someone that is subjugated by poverty will support his oppressor.
That thought process should be one of the wonders of the world.
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Masculinity these days is beginning to sound like a movement that seeks to justify men of any nonsense that they do because they're men.
I thought the whole purpose was to raise responsible men as opposed to exonerating them
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Stop wanking on the international community.
Those guys don't give a fuck about Nigeria.
Lekki toll gate massacre what happened after all the petitioning?
Nigeria is a SOVEREIGN nation.
Unless there is something extreme like genocide,then they can do a rescue/refugee arrangement.
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You won't vote Obi?
Why? Is he competent? Yes.
So why won't you vote?
Because he won't win.
Who told you he won't win?
Experience.
Have their not been incidents where lesser structures defeated gigantic institutions of corruption?
There have.
So any other reason?
🙃
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If you're from a humble background, there's a certain kind of discipline you should live your life with.
If life didn't present you with many privileges, you can't be reckless. Else, you'll crash and burn
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@General_Oluchi
These celebrities don't even care about the masses. It's always their personal gain.
It's the poverty in this country that is glorifying them.
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There is nothing "tolerant" or positive in allowing that nonsense. That is why the society keeps degenerating everyday.
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@Queen_Of_Kuvuki
@Babajide_Chad
@General_Oluchi
@ChinedumijE_
She can still vote for Obi in the polls. Her hubby wouldn't know
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Most pastors preach their opinions and make it as law.
But how will you understand this when you've developed a cult following that is independent of the scriptures??
I've seen funny tweets here from Christian women not to entertain courtship from a man that doesn't tithe.....
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Our parents scolded us for our silliness and said all what not. Was it all appropriate? No.
But we turned out fine. We didn't become armed robbers or prostitutes
Parents like these are the reasons their children go into prostitution, yahoo and bad gengs.
They can’t provide the basic luxury for their kids. They see it as waste of money. Sick mentality 🤮
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Infidelity is not the worst thing that can happen in a marriage.
Domestic violence and emotional abuse are far worse.
Pay attention to the remorse and willingness for restitution before you leave him for cheating
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Shout out to every man working legit hard to push the boundaries and change the narratives under a gruesome system.
May our efforts not be in vain 🙏
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@NonyeKings
Lol. We can't grade evil. Evil is evil. No matter how grand or minuscule the scale is.
Men and women should be more accountable and careful
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God abeg 🤲. Make this person pikin or any of his likes no meet my future pikin 😭
Lmao. 😅 Do you know the level of foolishness it takes to believe that by watching gay characters in a movie or being informed about the existence of gay people a child will “turn gay”. Again, just send your sons to Afghanistan so that they will grow up with impeccable morals.🤷🏾♂️
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@Letter_to_Jack
@DearMirabel
Nigerians in general (most,not all)are classicists. Even the up and coming want to show off once they get there. Drake sang it in emotionless.
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I want to be a living testimony that you don't need yahoo to succeed.
It may take time, but I'll get there
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Good men of God. Compassionate about the welfare of the flock
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When my eldest brother was due to write his O level exams, he was having challenges keeping wake at night to study.
My mom, would bring the standing fan close him, bring a bucket of water and dip his legs in it and study with him till dawn.
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