Davey Bonner
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I’m a writer. NUFC supporter #NUFC Retired Police Inspector
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The final scenes being shot in Austria for The Man in the Box movie look spectacular!
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Had a lot of contact from fans of The Lampies recently -enjoy this, it's one of my personal favourites! via
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OMG, The Pogues on TOTP, Watch. Fairy Tale of New York. Got to be the best Xmas song. Ever!
@Watch_channel
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@atomic_box
On
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- absolute class! So glad you got back together.
#greatmusic
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Strangely I sat beside Christopher Lee on a plane from Nice to London.
@DavidHasselhoff
was waiting for his autograph on landing.
#legend
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@SpeckyBeckie2
strangely, I'm getting serious amounts of interest in The Lampies. I'm genuinely thinking about bringing them back!
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Here’s one. I’m a bit private but was just sent this from when I was promoted to inspector. It was in the local rag. Headline: ‘Dave’s The Boss’. My late mum bless her bought a blown up copy and framed it 😢I’ll probs take it down later. Be kind 🙏🏽
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How about a charity celebrity boxing match between
@piersmorgan
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@JamesBlunt
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#everyonesawinner
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This is a painting I did a couple of weeks ago.
I thought he was missing something.
He isn’t now. It sums up how I and I assume most of you feel.
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I literally never post. I comment on others posts. Being in the UK I’m not expecting much by way of response. But, goodnight - night everyone. Take care x
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When someone likes something you’ve posted, do you look to see who they are and like a post or several of theirs?
I still can’t get over the generosity of some people on Twitter.
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I’m actually an artist! I thought I was a writer and I feel really lucky to be successful. But I’m an artist too!? I only recently realised
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I was a cop in the uk in the 80’s. Bullied for being gay.
I wasn’t gay. Just a good looking guy that hung around with good people. Some gay.
Some cops didn’t want to work with me. I’m glad we’ve moved on. I was vilified for being gay. It was horrible.
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There are some lovely people on here. Some cretins but let’s give the good ones a round of applause. 👏
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I just realised. A lot of my followers who take the time to like the few things I say, are shy. Like me.
Thank you. It kills to be shy.
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@Inkitt
thanks for adding me to your list 'Best Writers of All Time'. Not sure it's deserved, but thx anyway!
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You know, you follow and interact with people on here. I fell out of love with it so I stopped posting/interacting . You know who asked me if I’m ok? None of the ‘popular’ ones. Thank you for caring. You know who you are.
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I’ve had the painters in this week it’s stopped me doing a few things. So:
Mow the grass.
Build the beehive.
Paint a monkey.
I had a wobble tonight but I’m feeling more positive.
Thank you to all the people who take their time to be nice to me
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I’m almost a parody account. I find things funny and try to make them funnier. If I’ve upset anyone along the way, I’m sorry. I’ve often had a drink too.
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I painted him. The bandana happened when the war crimes started.
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Happy New Year everyone. It’s been a tough one. Twice. I really hope you’re doing well x
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I’ve just spent an hour explaining the concept of bills to my 17 year old daughter. She’s distraught.
I was going to tell her where the hoover is but it would be like pulling the ears off Bambi.
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My friend in France found an exhausted bee. She fed it with honey off her finger and he flew off happy.
Best thing I’ve seen in ages.
#bees
@the_beeguy
#kindness
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I’ve got one of those video doorbells. The pigeons that nest in the tree are shagging morning noon and night setting it off all the time 🙄
I’ve had to change the batteries three times this week 😂😂
I’ll put the footage on YouTube if anyone is interested 😂😂
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I’m babysitting. Baby asleep on my knee I’m nodding off. Win-win? 😂😂
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Jeepers, me and Jim Duncanson have been shortlisted for a screenplay award in India of all places! Fingers crossed, eh?
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I finished my Ape! I thought I’d ruined him but I worked hard to finish him. I might tinker and spoil him again 😂
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I just spent an hour trying to start the lawnmower then I remembered it’s electric. I now need to buy a new cable fml. 🙄
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It’s my birthday!
Going for a pint then a stroll up the coast to Blyth to see Boyzlife I think they call them. 😂😂
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Guys. It’s a work in progress. I’m struggling getting the cubs done. I know there’s a lot of work to be done and I’m genuinely thinking of binning it.
Honest opinions please: Shall I stay with it?
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Daughter just said Bruce Springsteen was crap. How do you divorce your daughter 😂
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@6Thiagoat
@OfficalDylan_
Feel a bit pressurised. Is there a cooling-off period? Can I jot your name down and get back to you? I’m tempted. Thank you.
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I feel bad for falling out with people on here. Life’s too short. If I upset you. I’m so sorry.
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The kindness train is a wonderful thing. But I’ve seen successful people saying “if you follow so and so and so I’ll block you. Kindness? Let us make our own mind up. Started off good. It’s ghetto bullying. You know who you are. I’m probs blocked now.
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Still work in progress. Ear, tongue and a few other things still to finish.
What do you think?
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I suffer panic attacks. If you haven’t had one they are horrendous. Mine are like suffocation.
These cunts have me feeling like I’m buried in a coffin with no way out. I can hardly breathe.
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Goodnight you are definitely the nicest people who could easily not Be bothered or be nasty, just take the time to engage with strangers.
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I literally had my first chocolate bar in donkeys years
It was a Crunchy.
It was beautiful.
What is you favourite?
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Is he done? Have I done my usual of overdoing him? I should lock the paint brushes away with the car keys after a liquid lunch 😂😂
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I need to start painting in the new year. I still can’t believe it did this.
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Anyone else feel after a few months of good vibes the general feeling on here is turning a bit sour? I’ve more or less come off it. In the main people are still good. It’s a bit flat if that’s a good term?
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Mental Health has had the better of me for decades. I invented a Lampies game. I bought a load of stuff from The Range. Paints sets. Brushes etc.
Covid etc I was rock bottom. Still am. But I’m happy I took up painting again!
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Youngest daughter literally just got a pair of PLATFORM baseball boots/AKA converse.
She loves them. World has gone mad!
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On a worse note. My daughter has bought Harry Styles tickets for my birthday. She loves me but obviously I did something to piss her off down the line 😂
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One of the first episodes of The Lampies Jimmy Hibbert and I wrote. We went on to make 52 episodes. I still get contacted by people that loved this show.
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If you were me, would you walk to the pub that’s about 200 metres away for a pint? My meeting bailed so although I have work to do I’ve been working all weekend? Serious answers only.
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I never thought I’d need to say this. My posts and replies are well meant. Just for a laugh 😂😳
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When the flush button on your toilet looks like the love child of Zippy and the Smash TV Alien 😂😂
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Question of the day:
I can see my local pub from where I’m sitting. Do I go and have a few pints? Or do some work? 🤔😂
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Why would you promote kindness then drop someone who is obviously struggling? Another kindness train person. It’s all about followers for most of them.
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I’m sick of taking the time to comment on someone’s post and they don’t acknowledge it or respond. Arrogant bastards. I always do. Admittedly it’s a very few 😂
From now on if I do I’m unfollowing them. (Queue the, it’s their decision brigade 🙄)
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Well I just started playing guitar again.
And training after a bout of depression. Bit rusty but this is a go at my favourite song 😂😂
Be kind x
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I just picked up my guitar for the first time in over a decade. I just found a new/old hobby.
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I love it when you start something silly off in the morning and the crackpots on here keep it going all day 😂😂
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I’m putting the bug hotel next to the beehive and putting a trail camera on it to capture any potential fights 😂😂 then I can evict any trouble makers? It makes perfect sense?
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If anyone can explain these orbs let me know. For clarity that’s my daughter. There were no insects I was the camera. Nothing visible to the naked eye. Not doctored in any way
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Babysitting actually dog sitting at my daughters house. I fancy a laugh. Which of these?
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So I’m about to go to one of my daughter’s best pal’s birthday garden party.
Im in full-on panic mode I want to run away but I can’t. I can’t breathe.
Do I bail? I can’t surely? Fucks sakes.
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Bohemian Rhapsody on tv in the UK.
Belter of a movie and a reminder of just how good Queen were as a band.
My favourite track of theirs was one of their first. Seven Seas of Rye.
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By the way: when you’ve walked the track at Roker Park as an 18 year old cop. If you want to insult me you need to up your game I’ve heard it all 😂😂
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I’ve felt crap. Mental health.
You know who asked if I’m ok?
Loads of lovely people. I’m pretty sure next me of the ‘popular IOnes did.
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Im a bit of a misfit on here. I’m not popular but got lots of followers. But awkward with tweets I end up deleting most. Get drunk offend people. Don’t drink tiptoe around people 😂😂 I’m just like most of you all really 😉
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Merry Christmas guys.
I’m sure nobody will respond but I mean it even the twats 😂
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Picked up my guitar again after years.
It was very emotional.
I’m still shit 😂
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Who has a love/hate with Twitter? I get drunk, say too much. Get serious, doubt what I’ve said. Tell a joke, people don’t laugh. Put something personal up, nobody is bothered.
Do you love or hate or love/hate it. I should do a poll thing but I’d rather get some feedback
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We all make mistakes. I’m sorry if I upset anyone I’m struggling at the minute xx
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Start to now. Embarrassed a bit but you guys seem to like it. You can see the improvement in six or seven:
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Really I’m an amateur but seem to have an aptitude for art. This started as: and ended up as
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Santa is very tired. But he’s lent me his sleigh. Reserve reindeers Destiny,rhapsody, Harmony and some others. If you xwant a Xmas hug let me know. I’ll be there warp factor Ten! X
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I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I just don’t feel right. Anyway. Goodnight.
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True story.
I was once in the hotel room next to that Bill Wyman out of them Rolling Stones. It was the Cannes Film Festival. I was waiting for the partying 😂😂
Next day left the room, his room service tray was outside looked better after he tidied it up than when mine arrived
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I’ve had that laser eye surgery.
I’ve spent the last hour putting towels over every mirror in the house.
Thanks for the heads-up guys 🙄
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She’s gonna hate me. But I was taking a video of her singing and dancing. I didn’t see it with my eyes. But an orb shot up intelligently. No insects. Can you see something?
Scary.
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If I’m honest. And I could be wrong, I think some people aren’t following the friendship spirit of Twitter and trying to sell things. On the upside I met the lovely Mary from the US. Thanks for my Bit Coins. And Viv for my lovely website I just need to decide on a business.
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I gave this to a friend. I plan to start painting again this weekend. My next victim is identified!
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I’m on a health kick but I’m starving. I’m off to McDonald’s.
Anyone want me to pick something up for you?
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My first pic. Do I rub the pencil lines out or does he die in The Range box? I’m new to art. I’ll donate it all to charity I don’t know where to begin?
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Does anyone else see a wide eyed dude with a big grin staring me out?
Daughters 18th but it’s a bit scary 😳
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