I follow people, they follow me back, that’s nice and thank you. I follow people, they don’t follow me back, unless they are; famous, very funny, very informative, I will be unfollowing them very soon. People follow me, that’s nice, thanks and I will follow you back very soon. 👍🏾

This one doesn’t exactly require Sherlock Holmes to figure it out, just someone who is brave and cares

Catchy line.

I can’t stop laughing. The Guardian are extremely worried that more and more British people believe you must be BORN HERE to be British. They call the ‘surge’ a “hard-right narrative” and “worrying”. I’ve never read something so profoundly stupid my entire life.

Can someone explain why the BBC sent me a breaking news notification when Iceland pulled out of Eurovision but they didn’t bother to with this?

Imagine if the Tories and Labour had spent as much time, energy and money fighting for British people as they did for an Egyptian who kept telling the world he wanted to exterminate white people. We would live in paradise.

Just a morning note that if you’re White British, the Tories and Labour spent years campaigning for a man who repeatedly said he wants to exterminate you.

There is a lot more intelligence and evidence on Shamima Begum that the public will ever know. I’ve sat down with someone very high up that expressed their horror of her returning. If the ECHR force us to take her back, REFORM will jump another 5% in the polls. She’s dangerous.

Can we agree that having a life long Fabian human rights lawyer for prime minister was a really, really bad idea?

Andrew Marr is another enemy within.

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It's poor form to make fun of somebody for their looks but I do think it says something about the current state of affairs that one can look like this and write for Vogue.

This statistic ought to feature in every mainstream media discussion about Britain’s chronic shortage of housing.

It seems Egypt are going to strip the hateful Egyptian tweeter of his Egyptian dual nationality. But of course Labour have confirmed he can keep his British citizenship. Utter shameful madness by the UK government.

Note to celebrities: Your intrusive political statements rarely change minds, but they do make it difficult for many of us to enjoy your performances. I doubt I'll ever watch anything with Cynthia Nixon again. And now, this appalling reading by Emily Watson makes it hard to sit

Sadiq Khan’s borders are going up. You can only enter tomorrow night if you have a ticket for the fireworks. I guess he does know how effective a border can be in keeping people out, especially when it’s making money. Remember “London is open” (*only if you have a ticket)

Bridget Bardot’s Family asks Dictator Macron not to come to her funeral 😂😭😂

PM’s position: I wanted this Egyptian pardoned & sent to the UK - & celebrated when he was - because he’d been in trouble for social media posts. But I definitely didn’t know what the posts were. Which is absurd. But it gets worse. Egypt’s reply: you did know. We told you.

I’m worried that the same feeble or heedless amount of scrutiny, due diligence and consequence assessment that went into this Alaa chap’s case by @UKLabour went into the Chagos scam.

Wow... I have just been notified I am going to receive an OBE for services to public service broadcasting. I assume it was because, in February, I exposed the fact that @bbcnews had used the son of a Hamas minister as the star of a documentary - a revelation that thankfully

Shamima Begum should never step foot on British soil again. We can’t let a foreign court meddle in our national security.