SIR ENZO GUAPON!
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The next sexy man. If I follow you, just assume I’m challenging you to a duel. (Muse is an adult, Mun is a minor) …“Godtiered”. Whatever that means. #parodytwt
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Joined November 2025
Your name is ENZO GUAPON, and you are on a mission upon which you will not REST nor TIRE until your needs are met. You are tired of seeing PLEBIANS undeserving of attention wandering around with TONS OF ADORING FANS. You will earn their fans. You will be the ultimate sexyman.
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fixed version. i’m sorry))
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STOP TELLING ME IM GOING TO BECOME PREGNANT IM TIRED OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN ACCOUNT
aries, you're going to be a mom by next year. it’s a girl.
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GUYS😭😭😭😭😭))
Local animator finishes the intro then passes out For the masquerade event going on in hs parody twt
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Local animator finishes the intro then passes out For the masquerade event going on in hs parody twt
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wh0a. i d0nt even kn0w what i did, besides be large and massive 0_0
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JOY TO THE WORLD))
ALLEY-OOP! ON MY FEET NOW. HEH... GOD (ME), HOW LONG DID I SLEEP FOR THIS TIME?
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ALLEY-OOP! ON MY FEET NOW. HEH... GOD (ME), HOW LONG DID I SLEEP FOR THIS TIME?
I'VE NEVER WOKEN UP THIS WAY BEFORE... HAHAHA... FEELS LIKE I GOT HIT BY A METEOR OR SOMETHING! ... DAMN.
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Remember: Crocker corp is good Crocker corp can do no wrong Jane Crocker sees all Obey Submit Consume
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@TheArquiusprite
https://t.co/gEp0rtlPpl Wanted your thoughts on this. Kind of interested me.
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( Day 2 of the Masquerade has begun! ) ( Day 1 interactions can still go, you just have to presume they're yk. Day 1. )
[ Today's the day. The Grand Opening of the Masquerade! And what a grand day it'll be! Soon, there'll be a big int post for the entrance but for now. You could QRT with opinions or arrivals! Kehehe.. it'll be fun, and nice! ]
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I WOULD NEVER IGNORE A REQUEST FROM A LONG VALUED FAN YOURE BEING SABOTAGED ENZO. AND YOUR HAIRLINE IS ATROCIOUS. STILL THE BEST LOOKING HUMAN IVE EVER DRAWN THOUGH
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GGOT PATVHED UP!!! ALL TROLLS HAVEE BEEN VERRY VERY CONCERNRED ABOUT THE FACT I HAD A GAAPING HOLE IN MY TORSO BUT NNOW THAT THEY PATCHED IT UP THEYVEE CALM DOWN. I DONT TTHINK THEY BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL THEM HOW I GOT IT. THATS OKAAY. I WOUDDLNT EITHER
OAEAKEY. IM AT THE HOSPITAL NOW. THE MIDBLOODSS HERRE ARE ALREADY PULLINGG THEIR FUCKING WEIGHT BY CLEARING OUT EQUPIMAENT TO TREAT MY GAPING WOUND. THEYRE ALL VVERY CONFUSED. BUT ITS WHATEVER. ILL BE FINE! HEHAEOHOH. JUST NEED TO GET OPEERATED ON FIRSST. SEE YOU AALL THEN
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OAEAKEY. IM AT THE HOSPITAL NOW. THE MIDBLOODSS HERRE ARE ALREADY PULLINGG THEIR FUCKING WEIGHT BY CLEARING OUT EQUPIMAENT TO TREAT MY GAPING WOUND. THEYRE ALL VVERY CONFUSED. BUT ITS WHATEVER. ILL BE FINE! HEHAEOHOH. JUST NEED TO GET OPEERATED ON FIRSST. SEE YOU AALL THEN
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@burgflipFryhead ==> dave: follow the directions given to you. honestly the idea of flying through the snow doesnt sound that fucking great ==> it doesnt take much more looking to find bd. thank god youre freezing your ass off out here yo sorry for the wait and the quick jump too i guess
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