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my not big homo boyfriend that im not breaking up with wtf: @strawpagekarkat yall know the drill. strawpage linked below

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@notyourStrider
dope ask blog
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where MAKING THIS HAPEN
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@notyourStrider
dope ask blog
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==> dave: pretend not to notice
@strawpagekarkat
KARKAT OF STRAWPAGE INFAMY
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==> Karkat: Try to sneak into Dave's hive without getting caught so you can sleep.
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@notyourStrider
dope ask blog
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fumbling i think
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@strawpagekarkat
KARKAT OF STRAWPAGE INFAMY
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DO YOU THINK I COULD TRICK SBURB INTO GIVING ME GOD TIER POST-GAME?
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@jupitericym00n
officer cringe
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awwww awwww awwwwwwwwww aw aww awwwwww the brothers the brothers awww awwwwww awwwwww brothers the brothers aw awwwwwww awwwww
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@only_sushicat
❤Davekat brainrot🤯♥ COMMS OPEN ♥
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he lost the dimple but gained weight and melanin
@only_sushicat
❤Davekat brainrot🤯♥ COMMS OPEN ♥
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i think i did these on december #davekat
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@mangoconruedas
🍅 hot wheels
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oh sure let’s drop fun matching shirts while hot wheels has to write a 10 page shit fest
@strawpagekarkat
KARKAT OF STRAWPAGE INFAMY
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I FOUND THESE AT THE THRIFT STORE TODAY. I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FUCK THEY'RE CONSIDERED "MATCHING" WITH THIS INSANE TEXT, BUT I BOUGHT THEM ANYWAY.
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@iluvmmilk_
milky 🎄
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how can i make this about my favorite characters
@iluvmmilk_
milky 🎄
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everytime we go out to eat fast food i ask my little brother to place our orders because it saves me from talking to people even though its a bit humiliating (i dont like talking to people i dont know due to social anxiety and my stutter)
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@notyourStrider
dope ask blog
3 days
i think thats enough of this hellsite goodbye im gone
@bbrostrider
Bro
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@txrntechDivine It's crowning.
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@strawpagekarkat
KARKAT OF STRAWPAGE INFAMY
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THAT IS IT!!! YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING ATTACK PEOPLE, ASSHOLE! GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING TIMELINE, OR **SO HELP ME**!!!!!!
@johndavekatpage
cherrypepsicola of strawpage
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@johndavekatpage
cherrypepsicola of strawpage
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I ENJOY THIS LITTLE LIFE I LIVE.
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@livvidaloca
liv 🥂
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as the sox dave guy lemme get in on this mlb-strawpage davekat crossover
@notyourStrider
dope ask blog
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@strawpagekarkat @mangoconruedas ok so this sounds like a green light to me
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@burgflipFryhead
burger king dave
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tldr
@strawpagekarkat
KARKAT OF STRAWPAGE INFAMY
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@coolk1dblogs ASK BK DAVE.
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@strawpagekarkat
KARKAT OF STRAWPAGE INFAMY
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@notyourStrider
dope ask blog
4 days
and karkat of course lets not forget
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@notyourStrider
dope ask blog
4 days
everyone say thank you hot wheels
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@noctuoidae
funny guy
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mythical timeline lineup
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@mangoconruedas
🍅 hot wheels
4 days
strawdaves here too now gulp
@mangoconruedas
🍅 hot wheels
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@notyourStrider do you want to be in a baseball davekat sandwich too
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@mangoconruedas
🍅 hot wheels
4 days
just big and greedy fr……
@strawpagekarkat
KARKAT OF STRAWPAGE INFAMY
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@mangoconruedas @burgflipFryhead FUCK, WHY AM I SO SIMILAR TO THIS IDIOT. BUT YEAH, I WOULDN’T COMPLAIN…
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@strawpagekarkat
KARKAT OF STRAWPAGE INFAMY
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HEHEHEHEHE. (:<B
@notyourStrider
dope ask blog
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@strawpagekarkat @mangoconruedas ok so this sounds like a green light to me
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