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non-canon compliant portrayal of Eridan! Mun is 18. Muse is like 8.7 sweeps! PFP by sollux. (@/Twiin2rmageddon) #parodystuck ♦️@amporalix

Joined October 2023
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
2 days
[ Today's the day. The Grand Opening of the Masquerade! And what a grand day it'll be! Soon, there'll be a big int post for the entrance but for now. You could QRT with opinions or arrivals! Kehehe.. it'll be fun, and nice! ]
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
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( Eridan: Go look for @amporalix, you miss your moirail's presence. )
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
3 hours
( INT post. ) ( Eridan is sat on one of the many masquerade balconies. Having himself a smoke. Does anyone tallk to him? )
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Dame Strider (Tenacious Gearmistress @ Masquerade)
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@amporalix @avoidinmylife ==> Dame: Step out for fresh air. . . . ==> Dame: Decide the inside air wasn't too bad, actually.
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mateo 🐀
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
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( Eridan: Go look for @amporalix, you miss your moirail's presence. )
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
8 hours
// STOP FIGHTING PLEEEEEEEEASE
@EctoReviews
john of movie reviews
8 hours
@2olluxpage ==> John: Laugh incredulously. yeah, i bet you did. ==> John: You feel like your entire world is spinning, that you're going to fall over. White hot jealousy consumes you. did you let him kiss you too? or is that just reserved for people who live with you.
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
8 hours
// dame you can kill eridan its ok
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Dame Strider (Tenacious Gearmistress @ Masquerade)
8 hours
@fishyBiologist
Jegbert (Leviathan Marina)
8 hours
@avoidinmylife ==>John: Lead Eridan back to your room. i like when you giggle, it's really cute. ==>John: Pull him close to your body as you walk.
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
8 hours
// i specifically had eridan giggle while being led away 'cuz i knew he was being watched. thats all i can say
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Dame Strider (Tenacious Gearmistress @ Masquerade)
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Jegbert (Leviathan Marina)
9 hours
@avoidinmylife ==>John: Chuckle softly. you look really lovely today. ==>John: Gently squeeze Eridan’s hand.
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
9 hours
// so like this is all *i* have to say personally
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Dame Strider (Tenacious Gearmistress @ Masquerade)
10 hours
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Dame Strider (Tenacious Gearmistress @ Masquerade)
11 hours
@avoidinmylife [You're... still here. Did you even go to your lodging? Other than to hide for a minute? Well either way, you're by the drinks bar, probably in need of being pulled away from the drinks bar.]
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
11 hours
( Day 2 of the Masquerade has begun! ) ( Day 1 interactions can still go, you just have to presume they're yk. Day 1. )
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
2 days
[ Today's the day. The Grand Opening of the Masquerade! And what a grand day it'll be! Soon, there'll be a big int post for the entrance but for now. You could QRT with opinions or arrivals! Kehehe.. it'll be fun, and nice! ]
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
12 hours
// girl im so sorry
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Dame Strider (Tenacious Gearmistress @ Masquerade)
13 hours
@strawpageterezi heyyyyy rezi heyrezi sup uh i mean fuck i mean ==> Dame: Hiccup. mysterious masked person heh heh heh did you know if you just dont stop drinking you dont get the hangover fucking cool right i never knew they i never new they named a wine after after rose heh heh
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Dame Strider (Tenacious Gearmistress @ Masquerade)
13 hours
@strawpageterezi heyyyyy rezi heyrezi sup uh i mean fuck i mean ==> Dame: Hiccup. mysterious masked person heh heh heh did you know if you just dont stop drinking you dont get the hangover fucking cool right i never knew they i never new they named a wine after after rose heh heh
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gyaru Murrit Turkin 🌴🎀
15 hours
==> Gyaru!Murrit: Eat all the food. As soon as you enter the party, your first instinct is to locate the food table. Once that was successful, you start snacking down on whatever was there as fast as you can. You hope the host doesn’t mind. Not like you care much anyway.
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
2 days
( Eridan: Grab a glass. ) hello evveryone thank you for comin im your esteemed host you can refer to me simply as the host. it means a lot that youre all here, so a toast if you havve any wwords, do let me knnoww. ( INT ) ( The grand hall to the Masquerade is now open! )
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
23 hours
( Host: You are so fucking stressed it isn't even funny. )
@karkatdotexe
KARKAT.EXE
24 hours
@kargeneticist THIS... IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE- !
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eridan ampora (masquerade event)
1 day
// i feel so bad for dame man.
@fishyBiologist
Jegbert (Leviathan Marina)
1 day
@avoidinmylife ==>John: Let your lips meet Eridan's. What an interesting way to end the night. Kissing a guy you just met.
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Dame Strider (Tenacious Gearmistress @ Masquerade)
1 day
@fishyBiologist ==> Dame: Don't cry. ==> Dame: You don't deserve to cry. ==> Dame: You haven't earned the right. ==> Dame: This is your own fault.
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