Danny Goodwin
@dannywgoodwin
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Comedian | Hook em horns | goodwinmaadcity
Austin, TX
Joined April 2014
Lombardi calls Mohammed bin Salman "Chopped Cheese"
On tomorrowâs @pablofindsout⌠Multiple sources tell me that UNC general manager Mike Lombardi left the team in August, two weeks before the season-opener, to fundraise in Saudi Arabia. A lot more in the episode beyond that. More to come.
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Leaked group chat reveals the boys are wondering if Bill and Russillo are still on good terms despite the split
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A swing voter that believes in a free Palestine and that Hasan zaps his dogs
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What do you think Mike Lombardiâs nickname for Bill Belichick would be
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Growing up I found my dad's ChatGPT erotica buried in the woods
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âBabe, I know what we can watch tonightâ
âThe Bill Simmons Podcastâ To Run On Netflix As Streamer Strikes Broad Video Deal With Spotify
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And if my aunt was a man, youâd still have multiple accusations of sexual harassment
If Mateer hadn't broken his thumb, Oklahoma would've won today.
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Did you know GSPs are natural swimmers? Theyâre born to dive into lifeâs adventures đđž.
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Who is it? Please tell me
Right now someone you helped is telling ppl you're a bad person.
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Nolan's never done that (although it sounds like this will be the case for The Odyssey) none of the Mission Impossibles, Sinners, etc.
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Still amazed that the entirety of OBAA was in IMAX. No aspect ratio changes for just the action sequences. What other movies have done this?
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Writing âNot Danny Goodwinâsâ on the pants I just shit in
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The shooter wrote âAre we sure Justin Herbertâs good?â on the casings
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I think One Battle After Another will do a lot better than the projections indicate. Given the upcoming slate of movies, it could dominate with word of mouth over the next month. If Iâm right, remember who said this. If Iâm wrong, this tweet will be deleted
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Went on Pendejo Time this week, @jakebrodes and I solved everything
https://t.co/TTtWGBe1nO new primo with @dannywgoodwin the camera died halfway through so I turned us into cockroaches
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