It’s definitely LA Knight vs Joe Hendry. Can’t say his name or else he appears #Smackdown

CM PUNK!!!! #SNME

Pro Tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data

Cactus Jack, Mankind, and Dude Love behind Booker T hahaha so cool #WWENXT #Halloweenhavoc

having to ask a class of first graders to open a book to page 67

At McDonald’s and a manager touched a customers hand slightly and the customer yelled “that’s assault touch me again and I’ll beat your ass” lol

FBI will investigate athletes for gambling but won’t investigate Nancy Pelosi for insider trading. 😴

Ilja Dragunov is back LFG 🔥🔥🔥 #Smackdown

Harry Kane has 3x more goals than Yamal has APPEARANCES this season

here are the level 71 - level 80 tasks in Pokémon GO’s increased levels huge credit to @thepokemodgroup

Full details 👉 https://t.co/uS1bN37md4 🚨 Pokémon GO Fest is heading back to where it all began! Chicago’s Grant Park will once again host Pokémon GO Fest in 2026 (June 5–7) and 2027, following a new multi-year agreement between Niantic and the City of Chicago. 🎉 #PokemonGO

Once that $1,000 goes down to $857 it's just about gone

Harry Kane couldn't have done much more 😅🔝

Our Sarr Boy #COYS

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why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

Chicago tonight if AJ Lee doesn’t show up on #Smackdown 😭

one of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud ass noise in the middle of the night

Nothing beats this.