*Almost choking to death on the biggest piece of gum youve ever seen* Appllghphhhh. Plllllohppphpb phohlhllmm mmlgpllgllplpppp.

RT @JohnFartScent: FB marketplace

Work Drawrings

Remember: Riding a pallet jack like a scooter should NEVER be done, no matter how joyous and whimsical it it. Remember: Riding a forklifts tines should NEVER be done, no matter how badass it is

RT @Demon_Realms: There really is a distinct genre of new york tweeting on here that is so insufferable. Even if it has nothing to do with….

RT @JohnFartScent: Her squirt bullets bouncing off me drenched in baby oil

My Nen ability would be eating rocks and stones.

Greases and Oils are the most important substances of all time.

High Freaktose Corn Syrup.

Chief Chert

Yes Youtube maybe ill watchh that video the 30th time you recommend it to me.

Taking my penis to the candy striper so he can put lines on it like a candy cane.

Stapling my penis to a wall.

Non Sexquitur cause that incel disrupting the order.

Does your phone got apps on it.

I got a screwdriver jammed in my thigh and im yanking it around like im shiftin a manual.

RT @NesterMister: The retired / outdated / Ancient piece of scrap that holds its own against the newgens

RT @frogkenny: i was talking about how massive albatross are on bsky earlier and felt like i should share these here as well. https://t.co/….

Shut the fuck up mom im aura farming.

Domt feel like finishing it

Cole's Law.Read that again.Cole's Law.Read that again.Cole's Law.Read that again.Cole's Law.Read that again.Cole's Law.Read that again.Cole's Law.Read that again.Cole's Law.Read that again.If you subbed Cane's Coleslaw for Toast, you are going to hell.Read that again.Cole's Law.