Dan Polish Last Name
@danjan13
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Jokes on the web. I RT a lot of funny things. Big hit with moms.
EJ's Tiny Glove Emporium
Joined March 2011
Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.
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take the kids to your mothers im about to craft an intricate ballad
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I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Everyone is all worked about the Travis dick song. Meanwhile my grandpa was killed by his dick and they forced me to stop singing the song I wrote about it at his funeral.
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(Driving 1mm from your rear bumper) dear lord please bless the traveller in front of me and guide them safely to their destination
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Showing the O-Line some love 🫶 RT for the chance to win a helmet signed by our offensive line
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REPOST for a chance to win a City Connect 2.0 S48 jersey. White Sox x @Rate_Mortgages
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REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Luis Robert Jr. hat. White Sox x @Rate_Mortgages
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REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Edgar Quero bat. White Sox x @Rate_Mortgages
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REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Jermaine Dye baseball. White Sox x @Rate_Mortgages
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REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Colson Montgomery baseball. White Sox x @Rate_Mortgages
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REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Paul Konerko bat. White Sox x @Rate_Mortgages
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REPOST for a chance to win an autographed 2005 World Series baseball. White Sox x @Rate_Mortgages
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too many people talking about seasonal depression already girl i think it’s the regular one
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Not sure anyone can start off a song and make you feel true emotion like the twins. It’s like they are speaking to my heart.
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the arts will never be defeated, the human longing to create works of beauty will always find a way to break out. think of how many people this reaches every day. you can defund the arts, suppress the arts, kill the arts. the muse will make new york mets broadcasts her vessel
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Oh okay I’ll go fuck myself then I guess
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