For those of you who follow my posts, whether because of my effervescent wit or my past body of work, you might do well to order my Christmas tale, Gingerland. I poured my heart and every molecule of my talent into this book, composed to be read aloud over the 4 nights leading up

Even this is just the tip of the iceberg

The accidental data that’s hard to ignore. Bret Weinstein’s analysis of the 80 Ivermectin Court cases reveals a mind blowing statistic. In the 40 cases where Ivermectin was permitted 38 survived. In the 40 cases where it was not 38 died. Using a standard statistical formula

California Department of Motor Vehicles has threatened a potential 30-day suspension of Tesla’s vehicle sales license in the state due to allegations of misleading marketing for its Autopilot and Full Self-Driving (FSD) features. Gavin’s press office is claiming Gavin had

Announcing: an FEC complaint has been filed against US Senator Elissa Slotkin of Michigan caught Smurfing $16,126,347.91 Smurfing is criminal money laundering into political campaigns. This breaks down as follows: Committee ELISSA SLOTKIN FOR MICHIGAN C00834218 $9,700,174.23

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A man who had researched the addresses of three Supreme Court justices showed up outside Brett Kavanaugh's house with a gun. Years later, when the federal district court judge sentenced him for his plot to murder multiple Supreme Court justice in order to avert the overturning of

Pam Bondi hasn’t made 1 significant arrest yet. John Thune has yet to pass a single safe election law. Mike Johnson hasn’t impeached 1 activist Judge. Something has to change.

My CISO called me at 3 AM last Tuesday. "We caught someone." I asked, "Caught them doing what?" He said, "Typing." Let me explain. We have an employee in IT. Great worker. Always online. Never complained. Perfect Slack etiquette. One problem. His keystrokes were arriving

I was a very discontented young man—clinically depressed, as a matter of fact—putting on a suit and tie and black socks and dress-shoes every morning, working as an employee benefits broker. A job I learned to like eventually, but one I loathed at the time. In fact, it wasn’t

The Northern Virginia Justice System are Liberal Illegal Alien Sympathizers who put anarchists above public safety. Marvin Morales-Ortez - an illegal alien from El Salvador - who committed homicide a day after being released from jail by yet another liberal judge. He was in

Captured yesterday - a lit Hanukkah in honour of the Bondi Beach Victims. She had to come back to finish the job.

One of the best reviews I have ever read. The fact that he was British makes it even funnier!🇬🇧🇺🇸

Last quarter I announced a milestone. 30% of our code is now written by AI. I called it "engineering velocity." The board loved that phrase. They didn't ask what the code does. Neither did we. It compiles. Usually. That's the metric. Someone asked about testing. I said

This is getting awfully tidy suddenly

🇩🇪 Meanwhile in Germany Childless & jobless Liberals have found a new hobby called ‘Hobby Dogging’ which involves walking & training an imaginary dog. And people wonder why Europeans are going extinct.

Getting a new TV for Christmas? Put your old broken one in the box of the new one and watch a porch pirate take it for free. Follow me for more life hacks.

@daniel_knauf @SenMikeLee @PatriciaBourn18 Exactly. Are they going to pay street value or wholesale? Will they be allowed to step on it or not? And if not, will they lose the whole thing or just the stepped on street value? The Admiralty Court is going to be busy.

Surrender.

Road to Christmas with the Italian Advent Calendar 🇮🇹 Day 18 🎁 The beauty of Venice’s lagoon at Christmas is beyond compare It becomes a poem of light, form, and music ✨ https://t.co/qGt3K6fzTw

The correct response to this circumstance would have been to protect sane customers by announcing the presence of a “lunatic in aisle 4,” then have xim/xer escorted to the curb by store security.