🎩Laird of the Manor🎩
@LairdOfTheManor
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🏴Aristocrat with impeccable 🇬🇧,🇦🇺&🏴 bloodlines⚜️ Bibliophile⚜️Scotophile⚜️Anglophile⚜️Kilt aficionado🎩
The Manor
Joined January 2021
I hate my family but how dare they hate me. I hurt my family but how dare they hurt me. I damage my family but how dare they cut me off. I reveal personal information about my family but how dare they remain silent. I hurt my dying grandparents but how dare my family be upset
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I decided to ask grok what the price of fuel was when the Lady of the Manor and I got married in 1996 and I’m shocked that it was 73.7 cents… and yet the scarcity of crude oil hasn’t changed in the slightest. Mind officially blown!
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*Laird raises his hands in praise- There is a God! 🙌🏻
I think I might have thrown chewing gum on Jesus' hair my past life to deserve this! Can you believe that the #Florists are now persecuting me on WhatsApp? @messiecondo 's minions are EVERYWHERE! 😂
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Truth talk here- when I go about carrying a baby doll and poke it with my thumb it doesn’t react either, so there’s that!…
Anyone ever press a thumb into newborn like this and the baby has zero reaction? Not even an eye flutter from reacting to the pressure? Why did Meghan make Harry walk out and present this to the world?
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Why does no one ever call out Greta Thunberg on her cultural appropriation? Aren’t we supposed to be ‘shamed’ for that?
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That smile though!💙🎩
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I’m having an existential crisis trying to formulate an answer to this question…
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In the absence of a written constitution on one document, the monarch serves as the constitution’s backstop. If all other branches fail, the Crown is the safeguard against unlawful authority. That’s the job.
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So much ‘Eww’ it’s nauseating.
Meghan Markle branded 'Salmonella Sussex' in backlash over hygiene issue https://t.co/jE2iuxsY9k
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Everything about this makes me smile!😃
Arrived at the hotel to get ready for the ball (over 2hrs from home) and this… FUCK MY LIFE!! Im the problem it’s me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Time for some clarification… blond = male blonde = female brunet = male or female brunette = female fiancé = male fiancée = female Things that should be taught in english lessons but aren't.
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🚨TRUTH BOMB: To anger an honest person, lie to them. To anger a narcissist, tell them the truth.
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The abomination of the 70’s… Ham and Bananas hollandaise. 1973 recipe. Ingredients: 6 medium bananas 1/4 cup lemon juice 6 thin slices boiled ham (about 1/2 lb) 3 tablespoons prepared mustard 2 envelopes (1 1/4-oz size) hollandaise sauce mix 1/4 cup light cream Merhod: 1.
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"The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools who applaud them." Erasmus, 1509
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