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Builder @ https://t.co/Es6fX5V0VJ Technologist. Aviator. Half-centaur.

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@dangertoon
Shishir
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I have a very particular set of lack of skills.
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@aakashgupta
Aakash Gupta
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A $2.5 billion robot has been alone on another planet for 13 years and is still doing science. The scale of that sentence gets worse the longer you think about it. Curiosity landed in August 2012. Obama was president. Instagram had 80 million users. The iPhone 5 hadn’t shipped
@CuriosityonX
Curiosity
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【Breaking 🚨】 Curiosity wheels taken yesterday, showing the damages caused during the 13 years it has been on the Red Planet
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@kunalkamra88
Kunal Kamra
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@BeerBicepsGuy 30+ artists including me were summoned by authorities for being on Latent. The whole comedy fraternity took a hit because of how stupid you’re. Shows were canceled, Venues pulled out, Judgements made, the pathetic shadow of your stupidity still continues to make lives of funny
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@DavidMKeyes
David Keyes
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🚨 Breaking: Trump claims no "boots on the ground" in Iran by sending thousands of US troops suspended from that Mission Impossible ceiling thingy
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@jonfavs
Jon Favreau
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You blew up an elementary school
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Marco Rubio: "Unlike them, we're hitting military targets"
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@CheburekiMan
Chebureki Man
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Tel Aviv Mayor Ron Huldai: "We are destroyed. We are living in shelters for weeks now. Why exactly are we the ones suffering right now? We are the chosen people!" Life's tough, get a helmet.
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@PEGmacrogol
TriNitroToluene 🔻
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Bad air? Get an air purifier Undrinkable tap water? Water filter Substandard schools & hospitals? Private LPG shortage? Eat less Fuel shortage? Drive less Water shortage? Drink less Question government? ANTI NATIONAL
@rajeshsawhney
Rajesh Sawhney 🇮🇳
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LPG shortage My wife & I decided to have/prepare one meal a day without using LPG. If every family did that, we can reduce Indian household consumption by 1/3rd. Instead of hoarding or panicking, do simple changes to your lifestyle for the national Good.
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@ender65407
Charlie Kirk
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That fucking bitch
@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
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People noticed that Erika Kirk has removed the wedding photo with Charlie Kirk from his bookshelf 😬
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@tiredfeminist_
Luna M
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It’s not a prediction, it’s an announcement.
@GeneralMCNews
The General
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BREAKING: Laura Loomer is predicting that many Americans will die in a soon-to-be terrorist attack that will be ten times worse than 9/11.
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@alialsalim
Ali Al-Salim
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Because things aren't exciting enough
@MyRadarWX
MyRadar Weather
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THURSDAY, March 26, 2026 will feature a rare desert tornado risk in the Middle East, including in Dubai, the UAE, northern Oman, Bahrain and Qatar. Scattered strong/severe thunderstorms with wind and hail are likely. Serious flooding – with up to a year's worth of rain – is
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@TheSincereDude
Sincere Dibya
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Modi Ji, In COVID, you gave 4.33 crore migrants 4 hours to figure out their lives. They walked. Hundreds of kilometres. Barefoot. On highways. On railway tracks. And when Parliament asked how many died? The government said it kept no record. No record. Of the dead. 96% got
@REDBOXINDIA
RedboxGlobal India
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PM Modi says We have to stay united like we did in covid era to overcome this situation
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@KeenanPeachy
Peachy Keenan
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This is what happened at DCA: one guy working both runways AND the helicopters over the river.
@BuzzPatterson
Buzz Patterson
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Sounds like the LaGuardia ATC had one guy working ground AND tower. That’s insane. Of all places, not there!
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@film_waala
B.H.Harsh
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There is a reason that stereotype about models exists
@MumbaichaDon
BhikuMhatre
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"When Aditya Dhar offered me #Dhurandhar, I knew this is going to be my revenge of 26-11" Arjun Rampal narrates how narrowly he got lucky on 26-11.
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@AJENews
Al Jazeera Breaking News
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BREAKING: Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos Jr has declared a state of national energy emergency in the country.
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@DaKingInDaNorff
Shantanu Shrivastava
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Parents in 90s and 2000s before final exams.
@his4Everz
Natism
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🚨 BREAKING: Iran just threatened to cut undersea cables that carry 95% of the world’s internet. This changes everything.
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@Saniya_297
Saniyaaa 🫴🏼
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This never gets old 😭
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The cast of Titanic were looking anxiously at James Cameron waiting for him to say cut…but he didn’t. He let that ship sink, and though hundreds lost their lives, the film proved to be an enormous success.
@BatmanTweetzz
I'm Batman
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you can literally see her looking at Nolan, waiting for him to say cut.... 💀🙌🏻
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@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
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@P_Remarks
Prepared Remarks
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Claude, jiggle my cursor every 30 seconds so my Team’s activity indicator stays green while I take a nap
@claudeai
Claude
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You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks. It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk. Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.
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@PrairieVeteran
Shaughn.SGT(ret)
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Both pilots are heroes for putting the plane down hard and extreme braking in an attempt to slow down enough knowing they were going to perish. This comes from passenger first hand accounts. Absolute heroism in the face of their own death. 🙏 The saved everyone's lives... but
@MadelnCanada
Made In Canada
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The pilot who died after the collision on the tarmac at New York's LaGuardia Airport was from Coteau-du-Lac Quebec. He was 30-year-old Antoine Forest. Rest in peace ❤️🇨🇦
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@MahuaMoitra
Mahua Moitra
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Best thing on the internet today.
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