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Opportunityisnowhere
Did you read that with a bullish mindset?
Or are you stuck in ptsd mode still?
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Meet
@Cliffordfan3
He outright bought $BEAR to spark life back into an extremely smart idea
No VC funding & just his piggy bank
Whys this important?
Well...chances are he & the crew are going to send this past the ATH + plus the crew is in full support
Are you a $BEAR yet?
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I spent 72 hours in the trenches at
#Token2049
Here are my thoughts on what I saw
> Still a stupid amount of $$$ being splashed on booths & booth babes
> Projects are running out of runway FAST
> And a booth might have been a last chance to "pump my bags"
> VCs have turned to
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Casually dropping 150 $ETH into $MRI on a Sunday morning
IYKY
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You (and I) literally have 8 weeks to completely get your shit together
You have 8 weeks (ish):
- to be physically more conditioned
- to be mentally sharper
- to be more educated
- to be aligned with your plan
- to be ready for anything
Why?
- $BTC halving does it's thing
-
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I've gone and done it again
Balls deep and another sleepless night digging into
@berachain
Today has been all about the NFT's and had a quality chat with
@KingdomlyApp
who I suspect might just end up becoming the home of Berachain NFTs
henlo
Dans Mrs went away for the weekend
Which meant I got 36 hours of "productivity" to do plenty of research
Instead I fell down the honeypot
To start I read a bunch of
@Berasearch
threads
Before having porridge with
@goldilocksmoney
Then I found some
@eatsleepyeet
's yeeting
I
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Ohhh so $FTM shit coins are being listed by cexes
Its all falling into place
- Sonic
-
@FantomFDN
meme szn fund
- Cex market makers
🫵👻
.
@speedyonftm
, the fastest dog on the planet, is coming to
#MEXCKickstarter
🚀
🗳Vote with $MX to share massive airdrops
📈 $SPEEDY/USDT Trading: 2024-04-24 11:00 (UTC)
Details:
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The $AVAX come back story really is one we will look back on at the end of 2024
It's had iconic memes, industry leading haters (lol!), copious amounts of disbelief (and plenty of cope) then today a failed celebrity NFT launch
What a wonderful world crypto is
But on a srs note
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And just like that we are back at an ATH and
#1
trending on dextools.
Probably the most bullish spaces we've ever had along with a top night of UFC to come.
We are
@RoganInu
$MRI
#Thankyoumarshall
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Currently, 51+ people discussing the events that happened in the $MRI spaces this morning brainstorming how we can further develop the token to give more utility, generate more benefits for hodlers and education for fighters
This alone is bullish AF
Buying the dip
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Fun facts about $MRI
@RoganInu
- 19 Days old
- 5k hodlers
- shilled on LIVE UFC PPV
- 20++ sponsored athletes
-
@ChaelSonnen
@ianheinischmma
bullish spaces
- multiple 60+ ETH buys
-
@LordOfTheLarp
vs
@BrandonLewisMMA
live fight at 100m MC
- ohhhh and getting listed on
@bitmart
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$SEI currently writing the handbook on how to properly meme your chain by having a ticker that at least 83% of Twitter can understand
@berachain
has been meme'ing itself since inception
IMO, the beras will henlo themselves to becoming one of the top performing chains of 2024
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The votes are in.... $MOVR to win the race to $400.
Buuuut im still confident in $KSM....sleeping giant and once the supply squeeze is truly realised 🚀
For now....3 bags full
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I dont want dapps that look and feel like dapps, cexes or Minecraft
I want dapps that look and feel like my online banking
That, IMO, is one of the simplest UI/UX changes that need to happen if crypto truly wants to onboard mums 'n' dads from around the world who have just
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🦧 The Ape Enclosure Newsletter
#113
🤓 In today’s email.
• Degen corner. The Curve Wars Part 2: The OTC OGs
• DeFi insights. 12 unmissable updates
• ICYMI. Swell Network podcast plus research on Swell Network: A bull case & Will Trading Bots Kill Perps Dexes?
• Top Tweets.
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I have to say, $STILT has to be one of the most based community's I've seen in recent times. Even during a pull back they still straight up chilling
Please give me the right entry of passage to a cheesy NFT 😁✌️
Seriously the crew there is dope AF
@StiltonMusk
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Show me your
#Token2049
loot bag
Here's mine featuring:
@hashflow
@avax
@BingXOfficial
@fraxfinance
@Tranchess
@templedao
@ChainersNFT
Oh... and rooted n tooted an official
@blocmatesdotcom
LARP 4 t-shirt
Tag your LARP shirts if you Kicked It @ Kinki with us 😄
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$MRI chart getting jeeted AF.
BUT this is a triple bottom and final retest of the $0.05 level.
Can't deny, once liquidity stop being sucked up by the monolith $CULT we are full sending into
@ufc
273.
Don't fade it.
#ThankYouMarshall
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The new year bull run is on pause right now
Which means we're back to alpha-hunting in newsletters
Here's round 3 of my top 5 favourite newsletters
So grab a cuppa tea & a packet of Mcvities Hobnobs & get ready to up your crypto game 👇🧵
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The $zkSYNC threads will slowly die out soon and we will see the
#LSD
narrative pop back into play as $ETH Shanghai becomes relevant again
Worth digging out your LSD watch list, mark off some levels and front run the threadooors
Ps. Nfa I'm just a dipshit with a laptop 🫡
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We will be giving a number of master classes over the coming week for LARP holders on
- Defining smart money
- Finding smart money
- Using
@CieloFinance
to track
I had zero edge in the markets until I learnt how to sleuth
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🦧 The Ape Enclosure Newsletter
#115
🤓 In today’s email.
• Degen corner. The New L2 Wars:
#Base
vs $SHIB
• DeFi insights. 14 unmissable updates
• ICYMI. Podcast with
@insrtfinance
with research on
@SavvyDeFi
LBP and the best on/off ramps
• Top Tweets. from
@twobitidiot
,
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Do you see it anon?
When the heikin ashi candle closes green today this will signify the start of the next 8 day run.
$MRI blew away
@iambroots
4 to 5 day run up.
The Gates will open shortly along with
@chirocrypto
's favourite shortly after
#thankyoumarshall
@marshallinu_
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🦧 The Ape Enclosure Newsletter
#112
🤓 In today’s email.
• Degen corner. BALD, BASE’d and BADASSERY
• DeFi insights. 12 need to know updates
• ICYMI.
@OnChainWizard
Podcast,
@SavvyDeFi
Bull Case &
@mozaic_fi
Research
• Top Tweets. The truth behind $HEX founder Richard
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I just received the confirmation I was looking for in the charts thus morning.
@RoganInu
is now the leading indicator for the next bull run. $MRI has been flying which has brought $BTC back to life.
Strap in...new floor will be $0.069420
LFGGGGGG🚀
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Props to the
@vyperlang
team throughout this whole fiasco
The $CRV situation, once its all said and done ofc, will bring about new innovation and a smarter way of defi being done imo
Devs gonna dev patches
Blackhats will go up against whitehats
aaaaand Mich will continue to
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙑𝙮𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝘾𝙪𝙩𝙨: 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝘿𝙚𝙁𝙞 𝘾𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙠
Snakes have a special place in humanity’s collective unconscious. They symbolize transformation, rebirth, immortality, and healing. This week, one can say that DeFi had its own rebirth. A
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Once meme season has finished we'll get back to normal market tings
Me personally... I'm betting that gamification will be the big winner
I like
@Spartadex_io
a lot
Age of Empires meets defi
Not just a "gamified DEX",
@Spartadex_io
is more like a GameFi that could enjoy incentives & bribe income from DeFi protocols.
Right, the incentive expenses of GameFi are covered by DeFi!
Why? How? What? An in-depth thread about SpartaDEX ⬇️ (1/n)
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Lol.
And you thought $AVAX had gone kaput.
Getting normie gamer eyes on web3 is simple.
You get the biggest YouTube gamers to do your demos.
@DrDisrespect
is an absolute OG.
Off-the-Grid by
@GunzillaGames
is getting ready to launch and will likely be the biggest story in gaming as an
@avax
subnet.
PC and PS5/Xbox game with blockchain behind the scenes
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$WIF did its thing
Now it's time for $PEPE bros to $PEPE on down this weekend
Giga bullish for eth memes
If $PEPE runs, $APU runs and $MOG runs
🫵😹 🫵🐸
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Ummmm...
4 days left anon
Then we sound the horn, ready our bananas and ape into Quest for LARP part 2
👀🦍
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$MRI 👀🚀 spaces
- Staking incoming
- Chart breakout incoming
- Partnership with
@EXPO_Capital
and
@blocmatesdotcom
running the fund
- $MRI NFTs with utilities
- Already 15+ exchanges listed
Did you fade your bag on a triple bottom? - Anon
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Seriously can these dipshits stop being dipshits and exploiting all the cool shit that's left in the space
Like seriously bro, if you've got "talent" for being a hax0r then go be productive in life
Because you know what, you're gonna get rekt by karma bro
So lame
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Theres about 10 bajillion newsletters out there all shilling for your attention...and OFC I'll include ours on that list 🦧
BUT there are some absolute gems out there full of TLDR's, alpha tweets and giga-brain ideas
Here is my top 5 🧵 that are worth aping into this 🧸 market
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$MRI you're telling me we have triple bottomed the first ATH and have an
@MEXC_Global
listing coming April 1st?
Ya bullish AF ser.
Flip and hold the first macro golden fib and then the next is located at $0.32.
#ThankYouMarshall
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LOL
League of Legends NFT collectibles coming to $AVAX subnets
And you thought it was over after
@starsarenacom
had to give the Arena a quick make over
@T1LoL
+
@TSM
= 🔺
Are you paying attention to the future of fan loyalty programs using blockchain technology?
T1, one of the most popular esports teams in the world, announced they’re dropping League of Legends NFT collectibles to their fans on SK Planet’s
@UPTN_official
Subnet.
The
@T1LoL
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Why
@RoganInu
has such a based community:
1. Mods are productivity helpful
2. No hate when the whole global market is dumping
3. Pro athletes taking the time to talk about training/life
4. Chad AF PFP
5. Celebrate every new CHAD who joins the crew
....and
1/
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🦧 The Ape Enclosure Newsletter
#126
🤓 In today’s edition.
• Degen corner. The Arena of Stars!
• DeFi insights. 11, OMG can’t believe it, insights
• ICYMI.
@Arctonhq
,
@tenet_org
&
@summerfinance_
• Tweet of the day.
@jimcramer
just ruined my childhood
• And finally. We’re
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It's very very hard to fade the mission that the
@avax
team is on
Been seeing a lot more noise surrounding the ecosystem on socials, plus
@WSBChairman
has a bigger following on
@StarSharesXyz
than
@el33th4xor
(lol)
They ran an EPIC lodge at
#Token2049
so this would be one to
Istanbul!
Avalanche House will bring amazing people, organizations, & most importantly, real tech to
@EFDevconnect
week.
Avalanche House | Seoul sold out. And, Istanbul will follow suit. Devs, operators, investors–all are welcome!
RSVP for free:
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If you missed the
@roganinu
spaces:
- Sponsoring new MMA fight card with 22 events
- 6 Fighters @ UFC 272 sponsored
-
@ianheinischmma
now an advisor [welcome!] and on
@JakeGagain
podcast at 7pm EST
- Degen on Tiktok
- 1m+ YouTuber partner
- Marketer hired for IG/FB
$MRI bullish
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If it's written in the code then this is what happened when
@Shibtoken
launched.
What I am confident on is that it won't take $MRI 20 days to have it parabolic run once it launched.
The code.
It's programmed.
March XXth?
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Brace yourselves anon
The January threadooors are coming 🫡😄
Here are 15 you should follow to give yourself a 5 minute headstart in 2023
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1/ Here's a mini rundown of the $HEAL AMA that happened this morning with a few alpha leaks.
The marketing team is getting closer to finalising the marketing plan which hosts a very unique concept to build this as a brand and not a pump and dump meme
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henlo made a
@ramen_finance
bera
becoz
@NoralDeFi
dun gib dan some WL spots to mint a hungry bera
how to
1) join
@blocmatesdotcom
discord (link on website)
2) build a hungry bera
3) post your bera in discord & twitter
4) send me a burner wallet
5) henlo
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Is it my time to enter $STILT right now?!
I have been watching very very closely
👀
#STILTON
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GM Champ
Only logged on this weekend to check out my
@WenLlama
and finally scored a decent mint
Introducing you to the $crvUSD hunter
🫡😎
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Given what I've been reading on twitter about the $LUNA and $UST scandal I needed to make this video as I gotchuuu
@blocmatesdotcom
highlighted it and to those in a dark dangerous space we are here for you
Please reach out in your moment of darkness
Much love fam 💛💎
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Coinbase and the Coinbase ecosystem leads and wins the next bull run
I don't make the rules I just commentate on it
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In the race to $1billi who's wins?
$STILT
$KIBA
$MRI
I know who I've got picked 🧀👀
STILT
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KIBA
465
MRI
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The $AVAX ecosystem is pumping (chart too lol)
And every good ecosystem needs a banging NFT collection
So it would've been rude to not have minted a couple of
@dokyoworld
's when they launched to get some skin in the game
Quality PFPs, quality community & quality project vision
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$HEAL 4H chart looking super bullish.
- Trend line 1 has been broken
- Trend line 2 is in progress of being broken
- RSI oversold whilst moving higher
-
@therealjuicyj
is on the team
- Treasury announcement incoming shortly
Charts don't lie and nor do squiggly lines
FACT
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$POPCAT and $MICHI will meme themselves to $1
Afterall the cartel picked up on it Kate 🫵😹
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MICROCAP MARKET UPDATE
Everything is NFA of course
aaaand for reference, I hold
#CULTBANK
$CULT $WIFE $HEAL from this list and soon to be a $SATS man
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Take a minute. Reflect that all of the hype, banter, community, shit-talking about the 60eth sell at the bottom and profits that are coming from
@RoganInu
are all thanks to Bryce and the crew.
Without them....
#thankyoumarshall
wouldn't be a meme.
#thankyouBryce
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Accumulate until you scare yourself that you're holding too much and then when it happens remember why you didn't doubt your thesis
$MOVR $DOT $KSM
Gonna sleep early today and dream of the $300,000,000+ liquidity program that will kick start
#DeFi
on $MOVR
Announced in August but overlooked as token hadn't launched.
Tomorrow ill review what similar campaigns did to $AVAX $FTM $MATIC and other L1's
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This might be an unpopular opinion but 2 narratives that won't do much in 2023
1) Gamefi, I own my character regardless if it's on the blockchain or not
2) Metaverse, it's a buzz word. Runescape and WoW are the true metaverses
Am I Right? Wrong? Clueless?
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$STILT has the reversal begun?
@ztrader369
algo has started to show signs of positivity
@StiltonMusk
has been dropping alpha bombs in the TG
Heikin Ashi candles are starting to say something something you know?!
#STILTON
don't fade the cheese
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Saturday 630am session in the bag
#MOVRine
in development
Ready to moon?!
$MOVR $DOT $KSM $STRONG
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$BTC ETF will get rejected
Market will nuke
Market markers will scoop more lows
$BTC ETF will be approved leading into the halving
$DXY will regain strength
That's how I see the next few months playing out
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Crypto really is a
"Nothing nothing nothing... then all at once" industry
Where you often look batshit crazy when your earlier than pre early
You look dumb AF when being so early and it fails
And then if by a miracle being pre early before pre early pays off an absolute
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🦧 The Ape Enclosure Newsletter
#114
🤓 In today’s email.
• Degen corner. $BTC ETF: It’s not IF, it’s WEN or is it?
• DeFi insights. 10 unmissable updates
• ICYMI. The CRV exploit podcast,
@Spartadex_io
research plus the $OP Bullcase
• Top Tweets. Crypto Linn goes
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Who knew that Mr $SATS was an $MRI fan, I hope it voted for
@GilbertDurinho
whilst enjoying a nice slice of $STILT to accompany his wine and cheese night with his beautiful $WIFE
All whilst being able to watch $BTC go on a wild adventure through the jungle
Amazing. What a guy!
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🦧 The Ape Enclosure Newsletter
#91
Today we talk about
😡 Bitboy & Ben.Eth: Scammers or creative geniuses?
✈️ $USH comes to $ARB
👨🌾 $JOE's quest to "Full Send SZN 2"
🤹 $AVEO trade meme options
🌈 $ARB vs
#LSD
: what's next?
Plus,
@alpha_pls
talks
@vertex_protocol
! 👇🧵
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Are you new to the $SOL ecosystem?
Did the Visa announcement turn you $SOL bullish?
And are you clueless about $SOL?
If yes, here's
@blocmatesdotcom
's research to help with your next Solana thread
🫡
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🧀🧀🧀
I aped.
Honestly one of the chad'est communities I've seen and been a long-time lurker.
Misson control, I'm ready for duty!
@StiltonMusk
$STILT
#STILTON
Is it my time to enter $STILT right now?!
I have been watching very very closely
👀
#STILTON
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Are you starting to connect the $DOT's?
@substrate_io
is on 13/14th Oct
@gavofyork
is doing a Key Note
@AcalaNetwork
is hosting a Q&A on 12 Oct on & telling us to get ready
$KSM Crowdloans are coming to an end
@DonnieBigBags
posts an IYKYK
Coincidence?
BRB
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The (not so secret)
@blocmatesdotcom
buffet just surpassed over 2,123 diners
Yesterday we featured
-
@IntentX_
explainer by
@CryptoTubeYT
-
@ramen_finance
's NFT mint lottery
-
@0xFinish
's Ultimate ERC404 list
-
@crypto_madz
's look at TOTAL2 going MENTAL
and of course Biden
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Get your pixelated swords, pumpkin pies & saradomin brews ready
Because we are about to go on a journey of wonder as I show you the world of
@LlamaQuestNFTs
The (soon to be) home of the
@WenLlama
Llamas 👇🤠
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@runes_terminal
@tbguy0x_
told me you're looking for 5000 apes
I can present 420 of the finest from
@blocmatesdotcom
For apes, by apes, with apes 🫡
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Spoke to the
@StiltonMusk
dev this morning as I'm super keen to get a red eye'd and it looks like the public mint is going to be coming up soon.
Buzzing to get a CHAD version of this from the Fast Food Traders.
$STILT probably definitely the best decision I made this weekend
🧀🎮🍔🍟 STILTON DEV AND RED EYED APPLE PREPARING FOR BATTLE 🧀🎮🍔🍟
Are you adequately prepared for what's coming, anon? 🧀♟️🚢♥️♣️♦️♠️
🧀
🍕
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-> MICRO MARKET UPDATE <-
Degens AND Devs I got a bone to pick with you both and I'm gonna be honest here.
Todays plays are I chat about are $CHURCH $SHAPE and $SATS
Always NFA and in the next episode, I've got something special to share...super excited
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🦧 The Ape Enclosure Newsletter
#99
Today we talk about
🇬🇧 a16z's UK move sparks... TeaFI?!
🥜
@nftperp
Mafia Nuts utility REVEAL
🐸
@PerpyFinance
's Futures Engine
🕵️♂️ $GMX V2 rumours
🥳
#FireGaryGensler
Twitter Campaign
Plus,
@defi_mochi
's token unlocks👇🧵
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Someone asked me today
"When will $MOG recover?"
I've got a feeling got a feeling that its coming much sooner than people think
Just check the latest $50k+ buy ins and check the rest of their holdings
2023 OG meme traders are piling back at support
🫵😸
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JFC have you plebs actually almost just bought Bitboy a new Lambo?
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Dans Mrs went away for the weekend
Which meant I got 36 hours of "productivity" to do plenty of research
Instead I fell down the honeypot
To start I read a bunch of
@Berasearch
threads
Before having porridge with
@goldilocksmoney
Then I found some
@eatsleepyeet
's yeeting
I
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🦧 The Ape Enclosure Newsletter
#71
Today we talk about
🤯 March Madness: 5 HOT Narratives
🦄
#ETHDenver
hippies dumped the market
🤦♂️ $PEPES mint a milli!
💰 $PRY hard cap launch on $GRAIL
🤔
@UnstoppableFi
$20k Threadooor contest
Plus, $BTC still has NO CLUE 👇🧵
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You know I love a bottomed-out chart with alpha & here are the ones that are moving
Why am I bullish? Because I scrolled through the TG/Twitter & messaged the dev to say hi 👀
These 5 will print and will print hard in May
$STILT
#KittyDinger
$HEAL
$SHAPE
$SATS
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The $MOG whales have stepped back in
$MOG PILLED FOMO has begun
🫵😸
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🦧 INTERN WANTED 🦧
Yes serrr, I am looking for an intern to work alongside me
@TheApeEnclosure
for
@blocmatesdotcom
Intern requirements
- alpha hunter
- degen writer
- hobnob biscuit briber
Send a tldr of who you are & what you've done
Tag your frens DMs are open 👀
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Someone said something about
@ferdyfrens
WL???
All you need to do is
1) Join us next Thursday on
@blocmatesdotcom
Shitcoin Church
2) Be part of Dan's Ramen Shop 🍜 in discord
Simple 🫡🍜
Shitcoin Church Ep. 12 - DUSK STAN SUI LRTs ALEPH PENDLE USH NOSANA
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$STATS MEME contest
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...the Chadlennium Falcon, strikes again against the empire
Chad Jedis on a meme journey to free Princess $BTC from the hands of Lord Vader.
Rules Below
Create a
#meme
1-3rd May winner announced May the 4th
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6,666 GIGACHADS🫡
Idk why, but I appreciate you all
The trolls, the banterous, the grammar police and all of the memecoin shillers hustling their bags
2023 was a hidden bull prepping us for 2024... the year of the GIGABULL
By apes, for apes, with gigachads 💪😎
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In July I connected with
@blocmatesdotcom
&
@jediblocmates
to launch The Ape Enclosure newsletter
We did this as:
📉 The market started dumping
🤦♂️ Every CT influencer launched one
🥷 and we're outlasting them all
Here are 5 things I've learned that might help you w/ yours 🧵👇
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You've heard of the LARP pass right?!
But you're not sure what it looks like yeah?!
Now's your chance to see what LARP research looks like in its rawest format featuring
@tapioca_dao
But how Dan... how?! Gimme the LARP! 👇🧵
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Just got word from some Aussie mates who are 12 hours in the future that:
- $USDC repegged
- OnlyFans girls came back to bear market CT
- Capo came back
- $ETH gas fees are at bull market prices
Oh...he also said the beers are extra chilled today
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