daisy ☾⋆
@daisylaut
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A witch or some other nefarious being 🎠 Russian princess
South West, England
Joined December 2014
queues of men waiting at the car wash on christmas eve, is the car sitting at the table john? get a life
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how mad is it that you tweet something completely normal and someone called bi boy will reply and his avi is his willy out in some frilly knickers an he’s just casually making conversation with you about driving
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when did everyone decide we don’t have to use our indicators anymore? was there a big meeting
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was thinking about it and what have trains got to do with christmas
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American thinking they get a say in the way British people talk
I fucking hate that instead of saying, "I'm eating Chinese food," British people say they are "having a Chinese" like someone abusing a railroad worker in the 19th century.
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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything
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sent a pic of the babies to ollie and he’s not noticed I added fake teeth on the youngest baby so i’m going to start a fight when he gets home
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Stuff the cleaning. Had to have a rest. Got a bad toe, after i whacked it one the other day. Think its going rotten 😂
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We’ve received a 999 call from a woman to report that she has ordered two portions of fish and chips but that the chip shop will only give her a sausage. This is not a 999 call. Please only use 999 in an emergency. #NYPSSF
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he looks like this
Blueface is seen interacting with a woman who decided to give him a full "360" spin to show off her physique. The energy shifted the second she turned around😭😭. The rapper’s reaction was immediate and, in true Blueface fashion, completely unfiltered. Upon realizing the view
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I waited for a natural pause to speak and missed my window. Years went by
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so crazy that wherever i go in the house i am always in Oakleys way, he needs to be exactly where i am stood, what are the odds
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