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Monsieur Cartman, c’est moi

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Joined January 2011
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@Anthony_Bonato
Anthony Bonato
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I'm generally not a fan of footnotes in math papers, but this one is a classic
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@MAMBarLife
Mary Aspinall-Miles
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A letter from today’s ⁦@thetimes⁩ with some fine courtroom humour…
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@cypherpress
cypherpress
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Wimbledon Village is getting a bit down-at-heel
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@crimlawuk
Chris Daw KC
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NATIONAL EMERGENCY - SAVE JURY TRIALS Once Lammy / Starmer get away with reducing jury trial by 50% it will be a short and greasy slope to the 95% cut he originally wanted, before the backlash, and before long our sacred, ancient and trusted system of jury trial will be a
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@moanaparte
Napoleon
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It would be better if we scrapped that silly over-25s ID bollocks and went back to landlords turning a blind eye to the teenagers having a few beers and playing pool in the taproom. Maybe we wouldn't have quite so many miserable, lonely, socially inept young people that way.
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@Dogbox19
Dogbox
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@LucyTCWife In many way this tweet is worse than the one you did bird for.
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@Cadmarch
Gareth
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@twlldun Would visit
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@DavidPGCSE
David P GCSE (multiple)
1 month
From what?
@MayorofLondon
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
1 month
As Jewish Londoners come together to celebrate Chanukah, we will do everything in our power to keep you safe.
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@thebowlerhatman
Mr Benn
1 month
A map of that there London showing fictional characters, and where they're from. Mr Benn - Putney - bottom left. I think this is Fabulous!!
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@HCH_Hill
Henry Hill
2 months
In which I have a go at disentangling and codifying the radical jurisprudence of Kit Malthouse | a doodle
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@BoozeAndFagz
Julie Burchill
2 months
'For some years now, the British public has been in an abusive relationship with the British Broadcasting Corporation. As in many such relationships, they take our money, tell us how stupid we are and that, if they weren’t there, our lives would be barely worth living...'
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@Tango_Returns
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿TangoReturns
3 months
Here’s a photo of the Duke of Wellington
@john39095172
john
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picasso just does not feel like a guy that we had pictures of
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@cypherpress
cypherpress
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Wordle 1,589 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⁦@TheVikingDane
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@ActualNames1
Actual Names
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Todger Strunk
@jacknicklaus
Jack Nicklaus
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My oldest granddaughter Christie Nicklaus – my son Jack’s 2nd-oldest child – just married Todger Strunk. What a beautiful wedding and an even more beautiful couple! They look like they were made for each other. Barbara and I wish them happiness and love for an eternity! @CNStrunk
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@Lost___London
Lost London
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London's SOHO during the 2000s (Part 1) Feed (Multiple attachments)
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@BBCArchive
BBC Archive
4 months
Oktoberfest begins today – we hope that anyone participating in the festivities will have a better time than Ian Nairn did back in 1971 – Prost!
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@meIisactu
MeIisa Tourt
5 months
I will never forgive the Oxford Union man for giving so many former Oxford people reason to let everyone know what A levels they got
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@cypherpress
cypherpress
5 months
Of course I mean The Day Today. https://t.co/eNMtxYy3ww
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@cypherpress
cypherpress
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It’s like a skit from Brass Eye.
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