dave c
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banana v. orange. the shkreli tweet. hands should be fetishized, too. spring is gross. other favorites. yes this rilly is my account lol
Spanish Harlem, NJ
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My wife: How late were you out last night? Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
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Check out my new album "Bars" distributed by @DistroKid and live on Deezer! https://t.co/dJwNUF14gH 😎😎😎
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They say the 3 R’s are reading, (w)riting & ‘rithmetic, but I never agreed to any of that!
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Maybe if they stopped babying her, Maggie Simpson would’ve grown up by now. After all, she’s a 37 year old woman for Christ sakes!!
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naming every country of the continent because america is not and never will be just one country THANK YOU BENITO
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I refuse to believe 2009 was 2 years ago - feels much more like 17 years!!
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I’m Hungover today from going to sleep late and eating cheese it seems
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I’ve noticed that the further I stand away from the mirror the better I look 😊
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He’s 118. His birthday isn’t until February 20th.
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why did we stop writing the Bible? I have somethin I wanna put in there
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Honestly sure I don’t really have much else going on
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I just received an email that reads: “Ah. I totally forgot what I was going to email you about. Nevermind.”
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