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study saylor
literal 100iq. doesn't know how to dca, never used a single smart contract, does not have metamask installed, has claimed 0 airdrops, not particpating in any points programs
does a line and hits the green button
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Franklin templeton has aum of the entire market cap of all coins now and is now twitter laser eyes out of Benjamin franklins eyeballs
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Just a reminder CT is like instagram influencer feeds. What you see is super curated. Don’t feel bad you aren’t absolutely crushing these moves in the market, it’s not as easy as it seems. If you are making money at all you are doing better than most.
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Nearly 12 years of operation, no exchange shitcoin, no major hacks/loss of funds, onboarded many Americans to be early adopters of bitcoin making generational wealth.
Still targeted by sec on blanket generic securities violations. I feel so protected right now
Today, the SEC filed a complaint alleging that Kraken operates as an unregistered national securities exchange, broker, and clearing house. We disagree with their claims and plan to vigorously defend our position.
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Deploying an outrageous amount of capital atm. Will single handedly save all of you soon.
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objectively speaking i think now is one of the most bearish points for eth since inception. disregarding price action i think a lot of the long term growth narratives have basically been invalidated
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@TomDwan
@haralabob
so you steal from a man then blackmail him to try get out of debt?
@ACR_POKER
you guys got such a winner congrats
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Most tilting thing ever that constantly happens to me is I’m scrolling Twitter feed and a tweet pops up that’s interesting, I start to read it then the feed refreshes with new tweets and I can never find the tweet again scrolling down. Happens about once a day.
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zuck is such a legend: got more money than anyone in history at his age, wears the same plain shirt every day, trains mma, hangs out with his wife and kids, farms some balling cows for delicious beef just for the fun of it.
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The hermes birkin bag might be the best scam ever invented as the ugliest piece of shit ever that girls finger themselves to sleep dreaming about one day owning. Amazing marketing honestly need to get them in on the next token with a dog and a hat.
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@adamscochran
@blknoiz06
georgia tech is literally one of the best universities for engineering and compsci in the world. let me know if you ever want to wager money on your anything you rant about, free 8 figures for you of action.
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See so many people in my feed clowning on him, but he’s mostly right poker is far more gambling than skill and is a net negative to a vast majority of people who gamble in it. Not sure why everyone’s so butthurt. There’s skill in casino games as well that may make a -.5% roi…
I’m glad that the biggest chess creators are focused on “growing the game”
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Don’t know how super users ever get caught. Would be insanely easy to win at like 20bb/100 and not play one suspect hand for a huge sample.
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This napgener account on twitter might be one of the worst follows for the current news. Has decent understanding of general parameters but tweets 50x a day with 100% conviction on things that are fairly unlikely to happen as fact. Just be warned.
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Will be hard not to make money in crypto over the next few months imo. Either you can stay bullish and see many growth catalysts play out in varying degrees or stay sidelined and neutral and still get paid copious amounts by margin/perp mega bull speculators.
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Basically every crypto fund is a huge scam to the investor, if you get close to the high watermark from the previous bull cycle get out asap trust me on this one.
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Predicted Wesley was a fraud months ago. Man shows up with millions to gamble with and basically no understanding of crypto and y’all thought he was some genius
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Few months ago I tried out mavia since it was getting shilled, complete garbage game. Nonsensical design of in game resources and complete lack of competition and skill factors. Was nice enough and offered to hop on a call and explain some issues with the game play they ghosted…
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Rough month or so, sorry been slacking on the pods been busy and getting buried. -3m doing dumb shit in the degen account and prob -18m overall. Good news is I’ve been learning cooking new things to get to a pretty good level where if I go broke my food quality will only…
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World Series of poker is coming up think I’ll offer maybe 6 main event, 20 ladies event 50% freerolls (maybe a few more high exposure events as well)
Requirements - must patch up or do a light themed cosplay.
Don’t care to much about poker skill but the bigger following you…
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I’m up more lifetime trading purses than you are at poker let’s stick to what you know like the optimal strat at the Golden Corral buffet
@cuntycakes123
How much can we bet that a panel of super duper high rollers think I have better purse advice? You and your homies are pure dust and don't even know a good purse when you see one.
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Will try to play some some poker highrollers in 2024. Took too much money from the poker economy this year and feel bad will donate some back using classic trickle down economics. Merry Christmas
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@MikeHoltzPoker
They tried to give Allen a computer to play online and he couldn’t turn it on and gave it away
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Story is crazy study Vietnamese sbf
Owns the biggest bank in the country, used it as a slush fund for real estate empire. Even keeps some in metric tons of cash. 10% of the counties gdp.
Vietnam tycoon Truong My Lan sentenced to death in $12.5bn fraud case
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I have some thoughts and get some feedback on the poker action buying/staking economy after a year doing it pretty heavily. For context I bought a little under 4m in action over the course of the year in mtts and staked/bought action in games from 25/50-1k/2k
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This is hilarious they are losing millions of dollars trying to lowball a system admin
The MGM Grand is looking to hire a Red Hat Linux System Admin willing to work 10 hours per day 7 days a week to completely rebuild its IT environment from the ground up and get the slot machines working again. (h/t
@zero04013437
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Best conclusion I can make is that organized religion is a massive net negative for humanity throughout times.
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Bro was sidelined in bch telling people Craig Wright was satoshi lol. not financial advice
Since I’ve recently had a bunch of people hit me up asking if BTC is going to break 100K this year, this seems like a good time for a public service announcement..
A thread 🧵
(Not investment advice)
#DYODD
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Throughly enjoy how funny Asian takes on fast food menu items are. Today we got the new Burger King cheese burger. Approx $3.10 for this bad boy, comes with 20 slices. Option to add 2 more for 50c.
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nothing like having to explain to the internet that i may have played a few hands of poker in my lifetime and am possibly qualified to talk about the skill and luck aspect of th game.
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its also funny that the the people in poker most vocal challenging this are the ones that have affilate deals, are sponsored pros or run training sites. people that have shit to sell you aren't going to tell you when it interferes with that
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@buyerofponzi
@adamscochran
@blknoiz06
perfer to talk less and bet big rather than doom post 100 tweet threads and then be too pussy to post 1 dollar. adam was doom posting mitch being liquidated on curve i offered him to max bet it he declined and made up some bullshit execuse, he won't put up a dollar on binance…
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think ill try something new and record a solo podcast anwsering twitter questions this week. need to get more active been in the trenches too much. fire away!
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Think I hit my 2nd worst 48h, worst was ftx blowup although I wrote off ftx balances in those calcs so maybe this is worse. Also think I have covid. No pod until I stop coughing and weezing all day, sorry fans
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Some thoughts
- jito design of airdrop leaves quite a bit to be desired in terms of Sybil protection
- last few hours have been a pretty solid stress test on solana, network congestion at peak high but no downtime
- valuation of some of there solana tokens is getting a bit…
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@rampagepoker
If you ever need somewhere to park money I run a crypto fund for mid intelligence Asians. Joe Cheong is on investor you can ask him about it
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Just a reminder pomp got paid to shill you blockfi and you lost all your money there, then went to try to sell you pizzas then gave up a fucked off grifting elsewhere for an entire bear cycle. Fuck that guy
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Alright boys more food blogging we getting into elite category today. Tanaka-san is a legendary beef chef and runs an 8 seat counter that does one round of course meal a day specializing in 48 month old virgin female Kobe Waygu
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Outside of solana and mantle held under 5% in alts in the past few years. Mostly random cosmos chain staking ponzis. There’s no point. If you are bullish anyways its only short term you can long them on perps. I think solana will be one of the top l1s for years to come, mantle…
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I think if the bull trends continue we could see 53k btc and 3100 eth
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Food blog today: i cook steak and add salt and pepper. Good steak. Back to my computer to try to trade my way out of this hole
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There’s so much low hanging fruit in crypto these days, important to capitalize now, will not last forever.
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you really think that aave, frax, abra, maker, even his excellency, and every other juggernaut is going to sit around and let a bunch of ct virgins kill curve which directly impacts their bottom line and the long term health of their protocols? come on
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Bull market food blog continues with 47 month virgin female kobe beef
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When GCR says it he’s a hero but when I say it it’s sexual harassment I see how it is
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And I didn’t really want to bring this up but your boy Landon somehow sold a big chunk of his action to hedge his final table to, of all people, me lol
I think I have a bigger chunk of him gambling than you and I don’t even believe in him. even relayed to him that I thought he…
@cuntycakes123
Keep going. Let it all out.
Couldn't care less about these opinions, esp as they remain nameless and faceless.
Feel free to fire out any large numbers you'd like to bet on me being backed; only backing I've ever had was for 300/600/1200 from '13-'17. I know, embarrassing I…
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Hate to make a post on this but the amount of I’ll informed takes on the current situations in Israel is staggering. The conflict is deeply rooted historically and very nuanced, I don’t think it’s correct for one side to claim the moral high ground by any means
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I think once this airdrop points farming and meme coin meta is over, my edge will be astronomically higher. This is the least in tune I’ve been in like 10 years with what’s going on in the current crypto cycle
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I find a few things interesting from past few weeks run up:
- Most new action is coming in on perps, not spot. Heavily skewed towards cex perps. New dydx is great but on chain perps still light years behind cex.
- a lot of dex perp action is skewed long to a higher degree…
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@TomDwan
@haralabob
@ACR_POKER
I did not understand any of that but will have to sit out betting I don’t even know what I’m betting on and how it’s settled and there is pretty large information asymmetry. Peter has had a stellar rep for the 10+ years I’ve known him as well, same with jungle. Again maybe just…
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Green light here it goes.
Squad is a just a bunch for fucking losers, I asked a group super high stakes mtt regs about the Landon vs bexman bet and the consensus was that Landon was a mediocre reg bexman was a fish who didn’t know how to use a computer. Bet is super high…
@cuntycakes123
@shaundeeb
By all means, continue. You're doing a great job of proving that you're *not* an idiot
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Alright for all you previously pre rich autists that managed to get a gf and some money in the past year:
#1
bag in power rankings is Chanel classic, get somewhere between 8-10 size, always black (for resale value and ease). Fraction of the price of the birkins, looks better,…
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@shaundeeb
I’m actually pretty excited to sweat this battle of mediocre low stakes players where 4 figures might change hands
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Alright as promised we I’ll do a quick food blog. Everything pretty casual today, stopped by tsujihan for lunch which is a casual sushi bowl type sushi bar. Got their too set which is a seafood mix the covered with crab tuna ikura and uni
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There’s no dead celeb I miss more than Tony. No reservations and parts unknown were just the best
The restaurant where Anthony Bourdain and Barack Obama ate dinner encased their table in glass (2016)
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The Ethena and ust comparisons are pretty stupid and I’m seeing so many posts on them, just shows a fundamental lack of understanding of how each protocol works. Ethena might have some issues but they won’t be the same as ust
Ust directly dependent on the market cap of a new l1…
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What up old man berks my guys in the streets telling me you talking mad shit about me in daily roundtable of minimum wage poker squad who don’t have anything better with their time that you call a podcast. Let’s chill with the slander whatever it was
@berkey11
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In 20 years we are going to be still dissecting GCR’s 2020 tweets and applying them like trying to interpret James Madison’s constitution and applying it to modern society.
Can’t wait
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Alright boys and girls and they/thems gather around for some crab dismembering, had a request for this place, so it jumps the sushi queue. Kitafuku is easily the best crab place I’ve ever been, specializing on red king crab, which is live and cooked fresh
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There’s so much low hanging fruit in bad actors to go after in the space yet the sec chooses uniswap labs who basically built everything we enjoy in defi today. Their amm model is open source and probably the most forked code being used, will be difficult for the sec to ever…
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Alright I know I’ve been worthless but I’ll record a podcast when I get back to the office sometime around the week of may 5th or I’ll give $25k to a random follower of
@ShitcoinDotCom
Sorry for slacking fans
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good day friends and welcome to the start of jmo's twitter influencer threadoooor arc. Today we will first look into what i beleive are the major issues of current money market protocols
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People that use “price discovery” as a phase or something are just dumbasses. We discovered the price already it’s the number on the screen you are looking at. We aren’t entering a new phase of anything buddy.
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Injured my calf cutting off a family of 8 to get in queue for a sushi bowl. Winners adapt.
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Not sure why people are being so sympathetic to bitboy. Terrible person and massive net negative for the space extracting money consistently from his naive followers who don’t know better.
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Legit issue that no one really talks about but the early round vcs are the ones that either design or get the metrics to the airdrop requirements and calculations, so the random farmers that hit it big on chain you see are most likely from inside sources.
I won’t doxx the…
I'm noticing a trend where the majority of the people complaining about points and airdrop farmers are VCs.
Why is that?
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Rough week for the degen account -3m, shout out to all my fellow top longers
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I don’t know why the J.P. Morgan rating upgrade for $coin means anything. At $40 they had it as “sell” now $170 they have it as a “hold”, great trade boomers
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I don’t know what eth is/is not money even means, what is this debate. I can exchange it for dollars or corn or just about anything just like anything else. As far as I’m concerned even cumrocketdickbutt is money, what am I missing?
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One thing I added recently to my data flow is tracking secondary markets of locked tokens. Think it gives a pretty good indication of future price. Price action in $tia doesn’t seem great I think it might get a bit uglier soon on spot markets
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Looking at funding now you idiots are way over leveraged yet again no lessons were ever learned. Also, it might be different this time lol
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Great day so far talk shit about the garbage poker training site that’s
@SolveForWhyTV
, crickets
Challenge Berks to heads up for rolls as recreational poker nobody, crickets
Talk shit about how they can’t even buy each others action yet make a public spectacle vs dnegs for…
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@forthefans97
From this week: venison tenderloin, beef strip loin, spaghetti bolognese, and was craving chipotle (not a thing in Asia) so made a bowl myself
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Funny ftx would be fully solvent now if they just didn’t sell their sui positions
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@TomDwan
@haralabob
@ACR_POKER
I guess it’s just coincidence that a bunch of people with stellar reputations regarding financial matters have issues with you. Where was bob doing any blackmail he just said you owed him money.
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Who is you favorite poker player and why is it dnegs ❤️
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@KaneKalas
I mean let’s be honest you don’t have a very good grasp of crypto considering you ran your fund into the ground aping in obvious scam in Luna, got mad then decided all of crypto is a scam where in reality there are plenty of use cases for etherum that are being used today that…
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Who are you rooting against at the main final table and why is he a balding Italian cunt?
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@AllenKessler
@ChancesCards
@ChipLDR
Not sure what’s worse his broke ass trying to angle a line on a 1k bet or your broke ass being too poor to bet but flexing a win as if you had
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Lol this is great maybe the kids all invested in bitcoin latnium and lost all their money so they gotta sell action
👀
@Phil_Hellmuth
has something to say about the poker "kids" that are staked to play tournaments!
📍 Fully Tilted podcast with Bob Menery (link in comments)
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current rage with eigen pretty unfounded and shows a bit of whats wrong with the current enviroment. expectation of massive profit from pretty marginal activity and just mass anger when expectations aren't fully met. I don't think anyone from the team shilled the token itself…
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Offering my consulting services at $15k an hour. Less than my 2023 hourly. For all you in my DMs asking me stuff.
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lol mouth breathing diabetic blimp really sub tweeting me, getting every detail wrong on matters that don’t concern him at all. Good shit boy
Lemme summarize this drama so far:
- Say nice things to me or else
- I'm warning you! I'll drop the mega death hammer
- Alright fine. You and your podcast friends are not even that good according to the super duper HS Pookers.
- Landon is selling FT action. Im buying cus rich
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theres one person on game of gold thats substantially worse than the rest at basically everything and is also unwatchable. I feel like if i say who it is im going to get canceled despite not knowing them at all and speaking completely objectively.
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slept through 60% of the superbowl only to wake up +$600k in action lets go
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