Boatless Sailor
@cultjesters
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desperately seeking fulfillment and a cure for self destructive behaviors he/him
Joined August 2015
Dilbert guy dying would have been an all timer day on twitter before it collapsed
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jim cameron you’ve done it again (made the same movie twice)
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im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge
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they got gonk droids but do they got gawk droids is anyone still here
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Nevermind.
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i say “guy” instead of hero because i feel like he could go either way tbh
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guy whose superpower is getting really high on a really small dose of thc
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i’m too afraid to post and argue because if someone roasts my appearance i will fold
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Not classic rock, but this is probably the most "alright man please talk to a therapist" comment i ever saw
The YouTube comments of every classic rock song are flooded with existential crises and emotional epitaphs that will bring you to tears
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(Oblivion NPC voice) I'd buy a dozen if I were you. You know, it's called the Champagne of Beers.
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dads love when something is an interesting little piece of machinery
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