Santa Decides (correct version)
@santabutcool11
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I make the correct decisions (parody) Direct Messages are open for requests! HoHoHo! Santa gets a lot of requests but I promise to get to yours! not the bad one
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Joined November 2023
NEW PINNED lists nice naughty morally ambiguous silly one off ones
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Kang the Conqueror is on the naughty list.
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Here's some food for thought as some in the NY Jets fanbase complain about Aaron Glenn... Who gives the more terse, unfun, and uninspiring press conferences - Bill Belichick or Aaron Glenn ?
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What should I get Kevin Flynn for Christmas?
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@LuthorCorpNews remind you of anyone? Raise any FLAGS?
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Being labeled doesn’t change the truth. It only proves how powerful truth really is - and how much others hate that truth. Thanks to @Tyler2ONeil for the deep dive into the corruption of the SPLC.
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100+ likes on my last listings, is Christmas spirit time coming back?🤔
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Phil Connors is on the nice list!
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What the fuck
Santa Is The Pedophile That Tries To Bust A Million Nuts One Night, So He Doesnt Have To For A Year.
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Dear Jimmy Goon, For holiday time, please make a DC Christmas special where Superman gets to meet me. Thanks, from Santa
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imagine waking up as your pfp
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Abraham Watkins Law Firm is incredibly honored to have represented a remarkable family who suffered unimaginable tragedy — the loss of a loved one and life-altering injuries. This $60 million mid-trial settlement brings justice and closure to a family that placed their trust in
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