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From the United States Flag Code:
“The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding or drapery.”
Something the Qultists have never read. Patriotic, my arse.
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@LeahsLounge
I was trained two spaces also, but one space has taken over according to style guides. I still hit that space bar twice out of habit though. I’ll yield to this one, but you can take my Oxford comma from my cold, dead hands.
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Guys! I am only 41 resisters away from breaking the elusive 5,000 mark! Anyone want to help me make that final push? I promise to FB everyone! Thank you all so much!!!!
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@KailiBFly
I think you already know in your heart what you should do. When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
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@NoLieWithBTC
It will 100% be filibustered. Make sure we have 50 and nuke the filibuster. Mitch would do it in a second if the situation were reversed.
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@MarshaBlackburn
Neither does “AR-15” or “television” or “Twitter”. What does appear is the 9th amendment. Rights not specified in the Constitution does not deny those rights. Privacy is one of those rights, Marsha.
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Fuck. I just learned a dear friend of mine took his own life. 😢
Please, if you are struggling, call the National Suicide Prevention Line.
1-800-273-8255
Please.
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Is it time we start demonstrating outside gun shops, like the right does outside planned parenthood, and try to shame everyone who steps foot in there?
Asking for a friend.
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@ErieNotEerie
Too many of them are single issue voters, whether it’s abortion, guns, or something else. They will reliably vote for the person who represents their feelings on said issue, and ignore everything else.
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Okay, I never ask because it’s not my style… but I’m 20 away from 3000, which would be huge, considering I was at 64 just a couple months ago. If anyone wants to help a fellow resister out, I would greatly appreciate it! I promise to be quiet until I approach 5K! 🙂
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It dawned on me today that TFG wants to be Darth Vader, and is only Dark Helmet. Playing with toys and surrounded by assholes.
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@GOPChairwoman
Blood of murdered children on your hands. I don’t want to hear you whinge about the economy.
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@WalshFreedom
But ask this, Joe. Why did we NEVER have this problem until civilians could access military grade weapons? You and I never once thought we’d get shot in school. Now kids train for it.
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@ACTBrigitte
I’ll write this slowly so you can understand:
Free Speech under 1A does not apply to private platforms. You agreed to the same terms of service as everyone else. Your fault if you didn’t read them.
You are guaranteed nothing here, as it is not government run.
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UPDATE:
I got the job!!!!!
Thank you, everyone, for all of your thoughts and support!
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Yeah. You know it’s not going to be good when you get a phone call from the head of HR. Just lost a job I LOVED.
I’m not coping well.
Fuck.
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@WalshFreedom
Because the problem, Joe, is guns. But some people refuse to listen to that. If it’s not guns, why are we the ONLY country with this horrific problem of gun violence? Sometimes, it really is the tool’s fault.
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@seanspicer
@SpeakerPelosi
Because that’s what happened, dolt. They stole one from President Biden as well, by reversing their position from 2016 and ramming Barrett through. But I get your relationship with the truth is non-existent.
How about those inauguration numbers, right?
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@Marston4ca42
We all knew it. Everyone knew the unvaccinated were going to stop wearing masks, even in states that are doing great with getting people vaccinated. Was just a matter of time until we got a surge. It will become a full spike.
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@Elizabeth__Eh
I’m so sorry. I hate that this happened to you, and that today is bringing back all of those memories and emotions. No woman should ever have to experience that horror. This is a tragic day for all women, not just those in TX, and we are seeing that. 🤗❤️
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@politvidchannel
@kelli_king66
The perfect amount of support. He’s needed to shut up since he was 7.
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@GregAbbott_TX
Gov. Abbott, please point out our border with South Africa. Because, you know, Atlantic Ocean.
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Guys. I’m thinking about going for EMT training. Should I get my AR-15 now, or should I wait?
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@serena_patriot
Revenge because TFG was impeached twice. They don’t have grounds for it, and it would never clear the House, but they will keep trying.
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Being alone sucks some nights. Tonight is one of those nights. Ugh.
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@HeatherThomasAF
This individual is unhinged. Someone needs to get him help.
Working on voter registration here in my town
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@liberaltakes12
The correct answer is to wear what makes you feel great and confident. Seems like it’s the blue! You look fantastic in all of them!
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@billifer1973
I have people I’ve known since childhood who are TFG supporters. We’ve mutually agreed to never talk politics, because our friendship is more important than our differences. I don’t follow them on FB, and they don’t follow me here. It’s better that way.
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I refuse to engage with GQP thugs who have been pro-Putin and now pretend to stand with Ukraine. They are beneath contempt and MUST be voted out.
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Just found out one of my family members is claiming a “religious exemption” to the vaccine. She’s a teacher. And she hasn’t stepped foot in a church in years. I shan’t be seeing her the next time I visit WA, I guess.
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@RepJasonSmith
Why? It won’t help domestic oil prices, as it’s all planned for export. Explain your (lack of) logic here.
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You guys are all beyond amazing! Forget 5,000, you have me at 6,300 and still counting as of right now! Give me a few days to catch up on FBs, but I will get to all of you!
I appreciate each of you! ❤️
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@mhdksafa
@wvd11_moo
They knew the Constitution was flawed, that’s why the Bill of Rights was written and an amendment process was created. The Declaration was a set of ideals they aspired to. They never intended our founding documents to be gospel, the Constitution was always a living document.
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@laurenboebert
Your voting record speaks for itself. You don’t do what’s right for the people, Klannie Oakley.
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@Jimmi_THE_greek
Never. Hell I judge people who won’t even say hi to my dog when we’re out for a walk. And if he doesn’t like someone? I know there’s a problem. He loves (just about) everyone he meets!
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@RepMTG
You still don’t actually understand what communism is, do you? It’s not just a blanket term you can use wherever. It has an actual meaning. The infrastructure bill is sound. You, however, don’t seem to be. Have you considered getting professional help?
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@JennaEllisEsq
And? Nobody is infringing on your faith. What’s NOT cool is you and those like you ramming your beliefs down the throats of others, or trying to legislate your faith. 1A prohibits this. I find your version of Christianity appalling and not Christ-like. It’s not what I was taught.
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@ImSpeaking13
The tape is definitely real. I hope I never see it, lest I have to stab out my eyes with a pickle fork.
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@AJRthe2nd
Addendum: holding the antenna in exactly the right place so your dad could watch his show.
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@coffee_anytime
3452839. The edge numbers are definitely hard to see, but with my phone at the right angle, they popped out.
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@HeatherThomasAF
@TADavis28966282
Texas actively frightens me. They control the textbook industry too, so what they decide percolates out to the rest of the country! I hope our resistance can turn TX blue. It’s increasingly important!
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@Eiggam5955
You know what? I think after today this was exactly the whole body laugh that you both needed! I’m so happy Ed is doing well and your mind is at ease, Elizabeth! ❤️
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@mmpadellan
@Nestle
Oh look. A whole bunch of brands I don’t buy. Easiest boycott ever.
#BoycottNestle
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@JustAMomNamedMM
We are united in name only at this point. We haven’t been this divided since 1865.
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@laurenboebert
Oh Lauren… what exactly are you planning to do, serve them food from your restaurant to incapacitate them briefly? And how dare you invoke the brave men and women serving our country? My son has been serving for almost 8 years and I guarantee he’s done for the US than you have!
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Rough day. Uncle’s funeral, and between trying to read the eulogy and being a pallbearer, I’m emotionally drained.
Ugly crying later is an option.
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@WalshFreedom
@TuckerCarlson
Technically, Manson didn’t kill anyone either. He was responsible though. Words and deeds matter.
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@Jim_Jordan
Stop students from being sexually assaulted, Gym. But if you want to defund bureaucrats… let’s start with you, okay?
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@JohnCollins_KP
This is why my tv was off until close to 3:45. And went off again after President Biden had concluded. I didn’t want to hear anyone’s punditry.
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@DisabledResist
@Homeoffree61
This is the answer. My personal shit is completely genetic. Took a long time to learn and accept that.
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@anthonycwalker
@RScottTipton
Great job, Canada! 🇨🇦 So-called conversion therapy should be outlawed everywhere. Sadly the US is not even remotely close to following suit.
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@kangaroos991
@_A__Dub
10. Gym’s just projecting because he’s worried that the Ohio State stuff will finally come back to haunt him.
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@BackToMeResist
@StarseedTiffany
If I wasn’t still shaking rice from my hair on Sunday morning, something was wrong. I stopped counting how many times I’ve seen it when I hit 150.
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@GottaCallLee
Melanie is the obvious choice here. She wanted no part of the job. I agree that Nancy probably did more harm with “Just Say No” and the rest.
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@WalshFreedom
That’s been obvious for a while now, Joe. I don’t see it getting better for that party anytime soon.
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@darafaye
@PMynmnobody
The white, conservative, Christian pedophiles seem to be rooted out every day. Family Values, everyone.
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@HelenKennedy
@SerenaShimAward
I know Howard isn’t for everyone, but when he’s right, he’s right! We’ve all thought this same thing, he has the platform to say it nationally without fear of censorship.
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@TheManinBlackJC
@HeatherThomasAF
Due process. Try reading 14A §1. Here, let me quote the relevant portion for you:
“…nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”
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@MayoIsSpicyy
And how is it that so many of them grew up during the Cold War when Russia was the absolute enemy? What the fuck happened?
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The world feels like a darker place today. I fear for my friends in Ukraine. 🇺🇦
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@Janabw81
Biden made the right call. It was always going to be a nightmare, but nobody would have predicted that the Afghan forces were just going to run. A 20 year nightmare that I hope we have learned from. No more nation-building. Thank you for your service, Jana! 🇺🇸
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@AssusReamus
As stated elsewhere, Washington responded with force. The Whiskey Rebellion was decisively put down with Federal troops. There was zero tolerance for insurrection.
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@ScottBaio
@pattonoswalt
@Alyssa_Milano
@robreiner
@richardmarx
Try again, Chachi. At least get your news from a reputable source, if you’re going to make a claim. And remember when your guy freed those Taliban prisoners and negotiated a deal with them? He kind of has something to do with this, wouldn’t you think?
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Okay, can everyone in the US blow really hard to the East and push Henri out to sea for me? Looks like a direct hit near me on Sunday. Hurricane prep tomorrow! Fortunately I have milk and bread already! 🤣🤣
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@MakeyWate
Mickey’s dad. He was their manager and took off with everything. That’s why Mickey left for a few years.
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@JdeGeorge51
@NathanMackBrown
100% correct about Texas and the textbook industry. We need excellent teachers more than ever to combat this nonsense, but they don’t want those either. They are so afraid of education!
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Holy sh*t you guys! I was hoping for 5000, and you guys pushed me past 7500! I’m literally in shock. Thank you all SO much!
It’s going to take a few days to follow everyone back, but I will! Please be patient!! There’s a lot of you!!!
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@seanspicer
How can a White House press secretary come out there and knowingly lie to the press and public every single day? And then try to cash in on a bad reality show? And pretend he has any dignity? Go away Sean. Your time is over. Bye now.
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@Angry_Staffer
@LaineyMart
I think I should send an envoy to Jamaica. And by envoy I mean me. And by that I mean I want to go on vacation. Can I charge this back to the government, since it’s “official”?
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@ZTPetrizzo
@KeepItBlueDems
They just don’t want their kids to see all of their dads lined up for selfies and autographs.
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@quineatal
@DidPony71
What the actual fuck? We call it rape because it is, by definition, non consensual. A minor can not consent! You can’t change the definition, and there is no difference. When there is an adult and a minor involved, it is rape. Period. Don’t go full Matt Gaetz.
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@jess_woodruff
I paint. Thank you Bob Ross for all those years of telling me “you can do this”
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@Eiggam5955
He represents everything they wish for, but couldn’t say until he normalized it. He is their idea of what success looks like because he played it on tv. They can’t see past that veneer, and now they’re all in.
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@jessicaflres
Politely accept. And immediately find a shelter in need of dog beds. My dog would reject it.
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