Christian Stegmaier
@cstegmaier
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Lawyer | South Carolinian
Columbia | Plane Train @ ATL
Joined May 2019
Heard this: . “If the movie Metropolitan teaches us anything, we learn that Christmas break is the perfect time for a college student to have an existential crisis.”. @WhitStillman
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RT @ItsMattsLaw: Got a “you’re boiling the ocean to cook a cup of ramen” as a comment on a redline and I don’t think I will ever recover.
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RT @LloydLegalist: Your grandma, looking down from Heaven, watching you cook chicken in an air fryer.
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Simple fact:. If you’re running a restaurant that holds itself out to be a “Wings place” and you don’t serve raw fries, you’re not a wings place. You’re a disappointment factory.
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If you know, you know.
Where do you always have to stop at if you’re visiting Columbia?
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“And it was a 3 day exam!”.
@cstegmaier When we took it, it was a stack of blue books, a pencil and a calloused index finger after day 1. Probably time to go back to that…plus, with the new generation, no sloppy cursive to decipher.
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RT @RileeDHarrison: The best part about being a lawyer is just knowing all the laws off the top of my head all the time.
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If your bar exam is disrupted by a tsunami, perhaps it’s time to consider switching gears and doing something else like selling pharmaceuticals for a living. This may be Providence telling you something.
Hawaii bar exam got evacuated. I wonder how that will play out. I’m glad they aren’t messing around with safety though. Tsunamis are no joke.
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Re the Bar Exam (and law school exams in general):. I’m wondering how it’s going to be five years from now when everybody is completely addicted to ChatGPT when they type. Starting from scratch is going to be arduous, if not impossible.
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RT @VoxPrudentia: "Courier is the worst font choice for an appellate brie-". Hold my beer. #AppellateTwitter #legalwriting #typography http….
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“Did you bring your movie blanket?” might be the defining question of American consumption in 2025.
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Asks every Carolina Gamecock ever …. Was in school when they filmed it back in 1992. It was pretty exciting in Columbia then.
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Preparing for appellate argument and re-reading the briefs, which were submitted 12 months ago.
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For all my South Carolina lawyers:. The first deposition I ever attended/made an appearance in as a first year associate featured these lawyers as counsel of record:. -Cam Lewis.-Dick Harpootlian.-Joel Collins.-John Freeman. Battle royale of the titans. Not for the timid. And.
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Good luck to all those taking the South Carolina Bar, which starts today in Columbia.
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Looking at opposing counsel’s caustic motion to compel after you spending what you thought was a pleasant 20 minutes on the phone ironing things out the day before. #sandbag
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RT @GodLitigation: Defense Counsel be like "I know a spot.😉" and then remove the case to.federal court
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ChatGTP in Agent mode is a pretty cool/very useful application. Imagine what its capability will be in 6/12/18/24 months.
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