We often tell stories from the point of view of the hero. But heroes don't notice everything; examining a story from the point of view of the villain can be informative. Let's look at Harry Potter. 1/20

Finally starting to unpack my @Patriots memorabilia. Oddly enough, one of the first things out? @TambaHali91 autographed mini helmet. I should find it a more deserving home, I think.

Well, it was like the seas parted before @nahwrig and he led his team through the wilderness to the Promised Land!

I’m going to be watching for @nahwrig to draw an OPI from a WR just so we can say “Nahshon was pushed.” (Really niche content. Maybe @richeisen will get it …)

The Internet.

Today’s first drink in memory of @rlfinkel, whose love for the Raiders was vast. He never quite got over me becoming a Patriots fan, but he loved chatting football with me every season. (2nd Photo from the 2014 @Patriots/@Raiders game, which he came with us to) @AmyTrask, lift a

Waiting for someone to bring the balanced ternary snark. ETA +/-?

There are 10 types of humans: Those who default to binary, those who don’t understand that position, and those who understand ternary.

Friday morning prep for Shabbat afternoon meal.

The First Amendment and the First Commandment share a common pattern: both are full of complex concepts, and people like to refer only to the parts convenient to them.

I give you Taylor Swift’s future brother-in-law.

Happy square square square day, y’all! (45^2)-(3^2)-(2^2)

English is fun. No one really uses “tens”.

Rule 34, applies to The Transformers.

There is no such thing as perfect expertise with nothing more to learn. I learn more about my expertise when others explain their understanding to me and get in a conversation. Are they often repeating what I already know? Sure, but that’s just setting up the playing field.

The only time a Swiss Army knife is the right tool is when it’s the only tool you have.

When @bhoyer7 and @dandrews61 are introduced as “a dude who touches butts, and a dude whose butt gets touched.” 🤣

Are you going to display the Shamor version, or the Zachor version? Or have you been able to reconcile what One Word Hashem used? And will every copy be halachically kosher? Do you have enough soferim lined up for this? Inquiring minds want to know!

NFL coaches love to say things like “it doesn’t matter how you got here,” suggesting they always keep only the best players, but it’s pretty clear that contract/cap plays a huge role in cuts.

When I eat ice cream in Tel Aviv, it’s the anti-Goldilocks problem: small (Katan) makes me happy for a taste! Large (gadol) makes me full and happy! Medium always leaves me sad: too much to just be tasty, too little to satisfy. What’s medium in Hebrew? Benoni. Explains so