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cofounder @DriftProtocol @ThePortMiami

Joined February 2012
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@crispheaney
lil perp
8 months
i just forked ya code in some gucci flip flops.
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lil perp
3 months
Im old enough to remember when they said Solana was bad because it had no revenue. Now it’s bad because it has too much revenue lol.
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1 year
my ex and i moved in together jan ‘23 and we bought a $1.5k couch. every time i look at it i think “i could have just bought bonk”.
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@crispheaney
lil perp
1 year
Max pain is making millions and still being petty/angry all the time.
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1 year
how to start a failed startup:. 1) attend every conference.2) rent a fancy office space.3) hire faang engineers.4) hire bd/sales before pmf.5) glorify headcount.6) enter infinite partnerships.7) listen to vc product suggestions.8) make everybody happy.9) chase narratives.10).
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2 months
Today we’re releasing our Swift Protocol whitepaper ⚡️. Swift enables faster fills, better execution and gasless trading without sacrificing on the benefits of being directly deployed on Solana. 🧵👇
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2 months
🚨 DRIFT IS HIRING 🚨. We're actively looking for UI/fullstack devs. Job is remote and team is smart/fun af. DM me.
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lil perp
3 years
Me too! Some good ones:. anchor examples: mango: saber: synthetify: jet: candy machine: drift:
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JJJJ
3 years
@crispheaney I learned most about Solana programming by scavenging open source repos.
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lil perp
3 years
you die a dev or you live long enough to become the vc.
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lil perp
8 months
hear me out. breakpoint classic in lisbon for people who have proof of a solana transfer before Nov '22.
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lil perp
4 years
Can you work in crypto and have a normal sleep schedule?.
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1 year
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lil perp
4 years
Too many investors. Not enough builders.
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lil perp
7 months
this was my start in crypto/solana. no followers, didnt know rust, never rasied money, etc. you need way less experience/credentials than you think you do.
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lil perp
4 years
Just submitted my @solana hackathon project. It's a peer-to-peer binary option protocol using @PythNetwork data. It's on devnet, check it out!.
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lil perp
3 months
wrote a whitepaper. the only reference is a link to the github repo
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lil perp
5 months
drift joins the tvl unicorn club
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lil perp
4 years
IRS employees must be stoked to use solana explorer.
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lil perp
4 months
trump launches a memecoin and all of solana defi just . worked.
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lil perp
3 years
Drift v2 leverages Solana's unique properties to create a decentralized limit order book (DLOB). The DLOB relies on an off-chain Keeper Network to match & fill orders. I'm looking for a dev that's passionate about DeFi/Solana Infra to help bootstrap the DLOB's Keeper Network 🧵.
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lil perp
6 months
the real angel investor is the woman who picks their man when he’s broke and rides with him till he secures generational wealth for their descendants.
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lil perp
4 years
Just submitted my @solana hackathon project. It's a peer-to-peer binary option protocol using @PythNetwork data. It's on devnet, check it out!.
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lil perp
2 years
Stoked to be judging @solana's grizzlython!. If you're on the fence, I suggest you send it. I did the May 2021 hackathon and ended up falling in love with the tech/community. Great opportunity to learn rust and start a project to work on full-time.
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lil perp
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Lord grant me the confidence of an ETH maxi after a single green candle
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Ryan Berckmans
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Last few tweets were a brief tour of my recent eth bear bookmarks. We'll run it back again and again in a few more months and years. Ethereum and ETH are only getting started.
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lil perp
7 months
Futarchy biggest issues is nobody with an IQ under 130 can understand it.
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3 years
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27 days
Solana: App-Specific Sequencing (ASS). ASS ASS ASS ASS . *big sean voice*
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lil perp
11 months
recent solana releases have made a noticeable improvement to performance. confirmation times are getting shorter and more consistent. we simply keep hill climbing 🏃‍♂️⛰️
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lil perp
3 years
if a dev leaves their laptop open you gotta `rm -f ~/.config/solana`.
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lil perp
3 years
bear market make strong dev.
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lil perp
1 year
huge amount of respect for what the kamino lads have built . emerged from the depths of the bear as one the best teams on solana. study resilience.
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lil perp
3 years
audit shops should need to deposit their payment in the defi protocol for a fixed period.
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lil perp
3 years
hacker “house”
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lil perp
3 years
wen @solana NYC office. cc @rajgokal.
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lil perp
7 months
.@buffalu__ is one of the most important ppl in this space and he's still in the tg trenches answering technical q's. extremely 🐐'd individual.
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lil perp
2 months
Went on a date with a school teacher and she described how her students are addicted to tik tok, have no attention span and use chatgpt to cheat on their homework. Future is bright.
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lil perp
4 years
My intuition is the opposite. Most devs haven't heard of Solidity but are itching to pick up Rust.
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lil perp
4 months
turned 31 today. bdays always have a tinge of sadness as they're a reminder of the finiteness of life. i've found the best hedge is dedicating yourself to non-zero-sum endeavors. knowledge, creativity, morality, love. it places your own life within the context of the infinite.
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lil perp
4 years
I regret to inform @MonkeDAO that I've purchased a monke. The top is officially in. Adjust accordingly.
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3 years
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lil perp
3 years
if solana defi fails, solana nfts fail. nfts are valued based on future utility and the failure of solana defi would foreshadow a lack of utility for nfts.
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lil perp
1 year
and yall are selling your corns?
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lil perp
3 months
"Are you gonna be at ETH Denver?". No. I will never be at an ETH conference, nor will I ever be in Denver.
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lil perp
3 years
A friend asked about breaking into crypto. Told him:.- build a dapp prototype.- shitpost on twitter.
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lil perp
11 months
drift devs been CRACKING. upcoming launches. - fuel (new reward program).- drift earn.- token 2022 support.- blinks.- openbook v2 integration.- pull oracles. be shippy when others are fearful.
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lil perp
2 months
drift now has 1.3m stake ($165m). makes it the #72 biggest validator on solana
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lil perp
9 months
How did Drift add prediction markets so fast?. Prediction markets are fundamentally a derivative that settle to 0 or 1. The primary change to Drift was allowing the margin system to safely support the 0 or 1 settlement logic. With perps, the margin requirement for a position is.
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lil perp
2 years
anecdotally solana network feels much better than a year ago. way easier to land tx.
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lil perp
3 years
Doing a startup feels like always almost falling.
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lil perp
3 years
i think 95% of web 3 devs are script kitties.
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lil perp
9 months
If you’re building something in crypto and it hasn’t been called a scam yet, keep grinding, you’ll get there.
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lil perp
9 months
the difference between me and you is that you're asking yourself "when can i stop pushing this boulder up the hill". hoping '25 repeats '21 and you can finally "make it". while i've accepted the absurdity of the human condition. that human meaning is found in the endless struggle.
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lil perp
8 months
why everybody wanna get on a call?. im a dev i only talk async in lowercase plain text.
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lil perp
1 year
ever watch a distributed set of contributors rapidly improve a decentralized global state machine?. study the bazaar
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lil perp
3 years
@lexfridman Can we get @aeyakovenko on your pod 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
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lil perp
3 years
i've found that wearing crypto swag in public inevitably ends in a stranger asking me about ADA.
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lil perp
1 year
drift devs will build an elite tx sending stack or they will die trying
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lil perp
4 years
It's mind blowing that people distributed across the world have developed a common culture. We're immersed in it, so it's easy to take for granted, but this is crazy.
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lil perp
5 months
got my self-directed roth account custodied with @SquadsProtocol . just wired an angel investment with @sphere_labs. future already here, just unevenly distributed.
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lil perp
10 months
happy drift $400m tvl day to those that celebrate
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lil perp
3 years
Feel like most crypto teams have poor execution as:.- easy fundraising hurts fiscal discipline.- it's tough managing a remote team.- most founders are inexperienced. Plenty of space for focused teams to come in and win.
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lil perp
4 years
@benlandautaylor Whats the odds there's a selection bias here where 1) normal people that do LSD don't talk about it and 2) the mystics are the loudest.
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lil perp
1 year
do yall remember when @_ilmoi and @0xrwu would tag dozens of people on twitter with their questions about solano development?. from nobodys to NFT Titans in one cycle. study persistence.
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lil perp
2 months
sneak peak of Swift fills. only 1 jit maker integrated and it already feels much faster. accelerate
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lil perp
1 year
1) what
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lil perp
2 years
vanilla CLOB won't work on-chain. modifications at the validator or protocol level are needed to even the playing field between takers/makers. drift v2 attempts to do this at protocol level via its dlob and auction system.
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lil perp
4 years
Everybody here is "self-taught". The spaces moves too fast for formal education to keep up.
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lil perp
11 months
mfs will say solana eco has no culture. meanwhile meta & ore are two of the most sci-fi projects out there rn.
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lil perp
1 year
I can code every day, multiple hours straight, months on end but 15 minutes of life admin shit seems damn near impossible.
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lil perp
4 months
SIMD-96 and what it means for stakers:. tl;dr:. Use LSTs that redistribute priority fees to earn max yield. Overview:. Currently validators burn 50% of the priority fees. After the activation of SIMD-96, validators will burn 0% (i.e. earn 100% of the priority fees). This change.
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lil perp
3 months
Drift validator will vote in favor of SIMD 123 & 228. We believe reducing inflation will be a boon to Solana DeFi. If you stake to the drift validator or hold dSOL and disagree with this decision, you have until epoch 753 (7 days from now) to unstake. DM me any questions 🙏.
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lil perp
2 years
as sol went from $32 to $60 the last 2 week, drift v2:. - handled $3.2m in liquidations.- sent $64k in revenue to if.- had $15 in socialized loss
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lil perp
1 month
drift validator is #64 now. 1.54m SOL staked to it. 📈
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lil perp
1 year
3 months from now solana performance will look much much better. Main things that will drive this:. 1) core solana devs are working extremely hard to improve the networking stack. 2) dapp develops will modify their architecture based on the new level of demand. For drift.
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lil perp
10 months
gm let's lock in
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lil perp
2 years
drift v2 is already integrated with jupiter, so it instantly inherited spot liquidity from JLP 🤯. rising tide lifts all boats 🚢.
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lil perp
3 years
At what age does a dev reach their peak performance?.
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lil perp
6 months
me and @cindyleowtt
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lil perp
11 months
yesterday drift v2 did $330m in volume. in the beginning of 2023 this seemed impossible. trust the process fam
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lil perp
3 years
Still amazes me how much you can learn by digging through open source repos. Great time to be a curious dev.
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lil perp
5 months
two big upgrades coming to drift over next ~3 months. 1) new intent architecture that will make jit liquidity faster and more reliable. 2) tokenized lp positions that will make passive liquidity tighter and deeper. buckle up.
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lil perp
3 years
@marygooneratne "can i do this". "i cant tell you what to do it depends on your risk profile". ". ". "that will be $109.50".
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3 months
Drift validator now #97. ~$125m staked
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lil perp
2 months
Pretty confident a SOL ETF has bigger impact than its ETH counterpart. ETH narrative is convoluted (how tf is a boomer supposed to understand L2s). Solana narrative is simple. Fast American Blockchain. Tradfi can grok Fast & American.
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lil perp
3 years
you can have zero technical regrets or you can ship.
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lil perp
3 months
50% of drift fills are now via Just-in-time (JIT) liquidity (featured in the pink). MMs love JIT because it reduces gas fees and latency arbitrage. Big improvement coming to Drift that will enable faster fills, better execution and gasless trading ⚡️. dm me to see the whitepaper
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lil perp
11 months
If your team is new to solana development, you should almost definitely just use anchor. Time-to-market likely trumps the performance improvements you get from writing a `native` program. "But i see smart devs saying anchor sucks". Well, there are only two types of frameworks:.
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lil perp
3 years
Crypto full stack dev:.- DevOps/infra.- Smart contracts.- Economic design.
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lil perp
3 years
When people asked me how I got into crypto I tell them it was inflation, bitcoin, smart contracts, etc but honestly it was that my girlfriend dumped me during covid and there was nothing else to do.
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lil perp
3 years
somebody should buy the FTX tech stack and open source it for the culture.
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lil perp
2 months
Drift liquidation stats over the weekend:. - ~$14.5m in liquidations.- $110k revenue to insurance fund.- ~$0 bad debt. Risk engine is humming
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lil perp
10 months
vc discovers how software is built.
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frankie
10 months
bull case for Solana is that it’s sort of like a rocket ship that’s been patched up with duct tape and popsicle sticks yet it somehow still manages to break through the stratosphere.
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lil perp
1 month
Drift 50% of the SOL-PERP OI on Solana. (s/o @ranger_finance for the dashboard)
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lil perp
3 years
Only buy black clothes to maximize wardrobe composability.
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lil perp
3 years
.@DriftProtocol is very efficient. Doing +$100M volume/day with ~86400 tx's/day (~1 tps).
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toly 🇺🇸
3 years
8 programs on @solana do over 1m txs per day. 👋 @PythNetwork (37m!!!) @mangomarkets @ProjectSerum .@RaydiumProtocol .
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lil perp
4 years
Who else codes with one song on repeat?.
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lil perp
1 year
if you haven't minimized alcohol consumption, you're greatly reducing your physical/mental performance.
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lil perp
1 year
gm. nature is healing
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