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Market Cycle Analyst • Building @NoodlesResearch | https://t.co/QRHLjRJ12g
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Joined June 2017
No more words needed. The bottom and the top. https://t.co/S7OVTXbxZ2
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August 2025, will be the top and the end of this cycle. Im not excluding that it could be in July, but most likely August.
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Our mission has been clear from day one: build smart investors. Timing is everything in crypto and without it you drift like a boat with no sail. We are now revealing how in a Free Live Event. It’s not a course, it’s knowledge. Secure your spot:
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We called the bottom. We called the top. We called every major move of 2023–2025. In the free live session we will explain, through deep analysis, exactly which patterns we use. https://t.co/CIT2OmMgf9
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The Fruit Vendors Fruit vendors are not analysts making mistakes. They are loud voices screaming, and that is the real problem. Full respect to traders who study the market and occasionally get it wrong, myself included, like anyone who works seriously. But these people are
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We identified the exact top of the crypto market and every key phase of 2025. Our mission has always been clear: perfect timing. We are now revealing how in a Free Live Event. Secure your spot: https://t.co/CIT2OmLIpB
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They know nothing about the crypto market and they are total novices, some will fail, others will cause a domino effect in 2026, they are the equivalent of the funds that collapsed in 2022, like 3Ac etc https://t.co/wm13NtNAtj
As the market dropped: Strategy's 649,870 $BTC($54.52B) bought at $74,433 avg is now sitting on $6.15B(+12.72%) in unrealized profit. Bitmine's 3,559,879 $ETH($9.75B) bought at ~$4,010 avg is now at an unrealized loss of -$4.52B(-31.67%). Forward Industries' 6,834,506
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It’s incredible how many clean short setups we’re seeing right now compared to long opportunities , and how many high-FDV projects also look overvalued and heavily imbalanced in their price action. It’s clear.
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Noodles: ‘’August will be the top of the market.’’ ETH topped on August 23 like many alts. BTC topped in August at 124k, with a 125k blow-off in October. Twitter trolls still long and fully invested in shitcoins: “Shut up, idiot. The top was in October, not in August.”
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They told you the four-year cycle theory was dead. -Bitcoin is cyclical, but the cycle is not static. Across the last three halvings we’ve seen a consistent anticipation of the top: December in 2017, November in 2021, October in 2025. Many interpret this as a breakdown of the
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To all the crypto investors anxiously watching right now: Since 2017, Bitcoin has seen: 1. 10+ declines of -25% or more 2. 6 declines of -50% or more 3. 3 declines of -75% or more Every single decline of the current magnitude or more since Bitcoin's inception has been followed
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This will go down in history, and I had to cut it because it was 3 minutes long
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Tom Lee was wrong, CZ was wrong, Hayes was wrong. Every CT account was wrong. All the influencers were wrong. Everyone kept claiming that the four-year cycle theory was dead. And everyone is still shilling their own coin after a seventy percent drawdown. They are either acting in
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For those surprised that the #NASDAQ100 is still holding strong while Bitcoin has already signaled its top, this is completely normal. In 2021 Nasdaq made a new high after #Bitcoin topped, and it held for about one to one and a half months before starting its decline. Gold lagged
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You can say whatever you want, but this is the only community that genuinely looks after its followers and the only one that predicted the crypto market crash. Built by investors for investors, not by influencers for investors. Our expertise comes from years of real market
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@thedefivillain @Pedr0_DC @theunipcs Anyway, it doesn’t matter, @criptopaul has already called the cycle top so we’re finished
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The same mistake that Plan B is making with Rsi on its S2F model, but if we analyze a mix of complex indicators both on TV and Glassnode we see that many things snd timing is matching
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The market will never return to the euphoria peaks of 2013, 2017, or even May 2021, because its structure has fundamentally changed. The current NUPL highs (60–70%) now represent the “new euphoria level.” The same dynamic was already visible at the new all-time high in November
How to sell the #crypto Market Top: It’s not even a secret. It’s simple. But most big whales don’t want you to know about this. They want to manipulate you. And shake you out. If you haven’t heard of it, It’s by using ‘on-chain analytics’. The tool? $BTC Unrealized Net
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Vice President Wei-Ming Shao of MicroStrategy Inc. (ticker MSTR) has sold 5,334 shares, after already selling a significant amount back in July and even are selling hard Hedge Fund . https://t.co/nYsLirmkSa. While Michael Saylor keeps repeating that “Bitcoin is going to one
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