Christoph Rehage
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As readers of my blog might know, I recently finished walking home from China to Germany. Took a few years.
Now I'm thinking about making a few videos to reply to some of the questions or thoughts you might have.
So here it is:
#AskMeAnything
🎉
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@jk_rowling
This only makes sense if you assume that the trans-movement is now in a similar position of power as the patriarchy in the early 20th century.
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@jk_rowling
I'm going to ignore my fellow dudes on here who claim that the trans community is more powerful than us men because someone somewhere got fired for misgendering a trans person.
It's an undignified, bad faith argument.
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@pixelatedboat
this must be that "genius" those twitter blue tesla drivers keep telling me about
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@ask_aubry
the other flexes are bad, but "for your sake let's hope we don't meet on the street" is a truly disturbing thing to say
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@engineers_feed
Amazing to see how many of us dudes in here
a) have apparently never had to clean a bathroom,
b) think it's the epitome of manliness to pee standing up.
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BITTE TEILEN: KABUTZE WEG!
TLTR: Mann wandert von China nach Deutschland. In München (600km vor dem Ziel) wird sein Handwagen, die Kabutze, von einer Hausmeisterei "entsorgt". Bitte um Hilfe. /1
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@ask_aubry
That word "bred" is one of the most cringy and disgusting concepts these trad fash dudes have.
Imagine walking around being the result of your dad at some point thinking the word "breed".
I'd rather he just loved my mom.
Honestly, these people make me embarrassed to be a man.
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So Chinese Uber rival Didi apparently listens to conversations of passengers and drivers and warns them not to talk about "sensitive topics"?
Sounds unbelievable at first. But it's Xi Jinping's China Dream. And other users are sharing similar experiences.
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"We don't want a dictatorship, we want democracy! We don't want a leader, we want voting ballots! We stand with the people of Xinjiang! We stand with the women of Iran!"
I am literally in tears right now. ❤️
🔥🔥上海烏魯木齊中路……人民高喊：不要獨裁要民主！不要領袖要選票！我們和新疆人在一起！我們也和伊朗婦女在一起！💪總加速師這下油門直接踩到底了！
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@healthbyjames
twitter blue lol
also:
@healthbyjames
Weird how the date keeps changing… and how he’s been housebound but able to be out on the town both past Christmas seasons 🤔
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What I don't understand is this: if Perry is armed and he can kill Foster because Foster is armed, couldn't Foster also kill Perry because Perry is armed?
So everyone can be armed and kill everyone who is armed?
I love all the rightwingers saying Daniel Perry was entitled to murder BLM protester Garrett Foster, as Foster was carrying an AK-47. But under Texas law, open carry is legal. So maybe get rid of open carry, and get rid of 'stand your ground' laws, and we avoid all these deaths!
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@L_A_D_J
@TheHoneyMa
yeah also it's bullshit "medieval people" not seasoning because of classism lmao
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@jk_rowling
To the women who are arguing in good faith I would like to say: it should be possible to raise awareness for your worries and to think about new solutions (maybe a third restroom option?) without being condescending or outright mean to a marginalized community.
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@jordanbpeterson
Tate: operates a scam business with women being held against their will in his house in Romania:
Peterson: "the beauty and the beast!"
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This kind of performative ethnicity for the sake of entertainment is part of the semiotics of imperialism. Cultural identity outside of the hegemonial group becomes "hyper-real" as it vanishes behind its own symbolic performance.
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@cornicelliny
@POTUS
Woke Robert Cornicelli REFUSES to include Jesus, Maria, Joseph, the Three Wise Men, or at AT LEAST SANTA in his "Christmas Wish"! He promotes a grinning dog instead. Wokeness is a disease.
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@ask_aubry
doodledeedudebro in the lands of the east, looking for virgins who will let him teach them maths:
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Seems like dude really had enough of sucking up to the CCP lol
Some Asian Americans may be surprised by this clip of a Malaysian comedian cracking jokes at China’s expense. A reminder of the ambivalence Southeast Asia feels about Beijing:
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@onlyconclusion
@jk_rowling
your perception of biology, sex, or gender aside, the patriarchy does not consider trans people of any kind as regular members - only cis dudes are
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@L_A_D_J
@Independent
i think he is rightly worried that the thing in his right hand is pointy/sharp
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Danke fürs Teilen, Liken, oder einfach nur fürs Lesen /8
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my dude
@jordanbpeterson
is a man who will stop mid-sentence and look up in the air to try to find *the most precise* word with which to build a sentence that is so utterly and incomprehensibly stupid
nothing new here but i love me some Peterson metaphysics
- what's "real" is what leads us away from Hell
- that's what's "real" because it is what makes you live your life the most fully
- we know Hell is real because [example of suffering on earth]
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@ask_aubry
Commander Jonty, totally not being a fucking creep while smelling 16-year-old girls:
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Meine Frage an alle Münchner: wisst Ihr, wie ich sie wiederkriegen kann? Könnt Ihr helfen? Kennt Ihr Leute bei den Abfallwirtschaftsbetrieben? Wisst Ihr, was ich tun soll?
Ich bin bis morgen Abend leider nicht in München.
Und ich weine. /7
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I will never tire of this.
Over the weekend, security at a Zhang Huimei concert in Beijing stopped many fans from entering because their clothes or items they were carrying had rainbow designs.
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Heute war sie dann WEG, und die Hausmeisterei teilte auf Nachfrage nur mit, dass sie sie "entsorgt" hätten.
Es ist kaum zu glauben: die Kabutze ist mit mir von China bis nach Deutschland gekommen und wurde dann in München, so nah vor dem Ziel, ohne Vorwarnung "entsorgt". /5
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Liebe Münchner,
ich bin seit Sommer 2016 von China bis nach Deutschland gelaufen. Tausende von Kilometern, alles zu Fuß. Dabei wurde ich einmal mit einem Gewehr bedroht, zweimal von Autos angefahren, zweimal von Hunden gebissen und mehrmals von den Behörden festgesetzt. /2
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@rogerwaters
Save Ukraine by giving it to the genocidal dictator next door. You're either evil or stupid or both.
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Hier ist meine Website:
Ich ziehe beim Laufen einen Handwagen (die Kabutze) mit meinem Gepäck hinter mir her. Wir sind Freunde. In München habe ich sie in der Nähe des Kurfürstenplatzes in Schwabing bei einer Freundin im Innenhof abgestellt. /4
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Jackie Chan is scum, and more and more people need to hear it.
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Ich nehme an, sie ist auf einem
Wertstoffhof gelandet. Ich habe eine Email geschrieben. Aber ich weiss nicht, ob das reicht. /6
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China is on Russia's side.
China is on Russia's side.
China is on Russia's side.
China is on Russia's side.
China is on Russia's side.
China is on Russia's side.
China is on Russia's side.
China is on Russia's side.
Chinese singer Wang Fang, who sang at the ruins of a drama theater in Mariupol, calls the Ukrainian military "Nazis" and accuses them of "killing the children of Donbas"
Her husband is Zhou Xiaoping, who is a Chinese official and a member of the Chinese Communist Party. He, as…
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Ich wurde bestohlen und lag zweimal im Krankenhaus, und vor zwei Wochen kam ich dann endlich auf meinem Weg in München an. Von hier sind es nur noch 600km bis zu meinem Ziel in Bad Nenndorf bei Hannover. Alles easy, dachte ich. /3
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@mfa_russia
@RusBotschaft
@germania_online
@GermanyDiplo
@GER_OSCE
@RussianEmbassy
@RusEmbUSA
@RussiaUN
German here: we literally did a HOLOCAUST before and during the bombing of Dresden. Most of us Germans agree that
#NeverForget
applies to the Holocaust first and foremost.
My question is: What exactly did Ukraine do to Russia to deserve being bombed by you?
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How DARE Iranian store owners not open their shops when ageing dictator Khamenei wills it?
They are putting pressure on store owners on strike using threats and marking their closed doors just like
#Nazis
. They're calling them separatists, which is a way to get them into jail and give them crazy sentences easier.
Isfahan, Iran.
#IranRevolution
#MahsaAmini
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@BeijingPalmer
this (and the fact that they haven't
touched the burial mound) is among the things that i find truly impressive about whoever is in charge
self-discipline must be all the more difficult with cadres breathing down your neck to create tourist value
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@theguyinahoody
@engineers_feed
i usually vacate my bowels while i'm running full speed into a volcano
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@SideOverride
@engineers_feed
you dudes would pee in your own mouths if someone told you it was the "masculine" thing to do lol
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When you have absolutely NOTHING to say about the things people in your host country care for, and yet you want to say something, anything:
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if you wanna help out please upvote my reddit post:
thanks everyone, i appreciate it
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Fuck Putin.
Fuck the Soviet Union.
Fuck the Russian Empire.
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@Biz_Ukraine_Mag
OMG.
Trump: "there are things you can say to each one of them - which i won't reveal now - which will guarantee that this war will end immediately."
If you think there are things that can end the war this easily then WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU TELL THEM TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT?
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@basedinparadise
@ArmandDoma
a guy with an FDR avatar talking about a "communist takeover" in the us, and how americans can "learn from dengxiaoping" how to deal with that is... really something
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@marta_zboralska
is this a text about someone (with slavic eyes) talking about LULA LANDRY while doing the LAUNDRY? class!
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Why do so many things in China have to be like this? A clown show sprinkled with sadism.
网友投稿
在微信视频号刷到一个演习视频，具体时间不详
但是可以看出，有关部门已经就如何应对举白纸等行为进行了针对性训练。
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@jk_rowling
tbh i am a bit disappointed because i think some of your points are in good faith, but then you keep doubling down on this kind of bullying
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@NiMingda_GG
Japanese capitulation: 1945.
Founding of the PRC: 1949.
Start of the famine: 1958.
Please do tell us how exactly you think tens of millions of innocent Chinese people ended up starving to death?
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what a fucking douche
.
@elonmusk
, on
@theallinpod
: “I think I understand China well…”
Then proceeds to compare Taiwan to Hawaii: “an integral part of China that is arbitrarily not part of China”
He’s repeating CCP talking points with no mention of US interests.
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It's my birthday in like an hour or so. If you wanna make me happy please keep posting about the
#IranRevolution
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Shanghai Daily columnist and CCP-shill Andy Boreham cozying up to the Western far right, exhibit 198964:
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Auf meinem Weg zurück nach Minga.
Über das Schicksal der Kabutze gibt es nichts neues. Sie soll im Wertstoffhof Nymphenburg verschwunden sein. Dort weiss man von nichts.
Einige sagen, ich solle Anzeige erstatten. Ich will aber doch einfach nur mit der Kabutze weiterlaufen! 😭
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China is so thoroughly fucked:
Xi Jinping thought enters the womb which will make the fetus move vigorously.
#TheGreatTranslationMovement
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the audacity of this guy after not allowing his people access to better vaccines, after terrorizing them with his lockdowns, after opening up without any kind of preparation, after lying and lying about everything from the origin of the virus to the number of casualties:
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@onlyconclusion
@jk_rowling
And then they're out and the patriarchy shits on them more than it does on cis-women.
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@Kno
@Saberhagendaaz
@HamHock42
sometimes people dO tHiS tHiNg but it's exhausting to type, anyway thanks for the heads up - and lynguistics are dope, dude
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