jesse (they/them)
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society if there was rest for the wicked
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some of yall afraid to be corny but i was born on the cob
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bad day to be a chicken quesadilla side guac frozen strawberry marg
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@huggopeacelove
counterpoint
you get : devastating loss
i get : feeling kinda bad bc ur sad now
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i had sex with my twitter mutual and all i got was this stupid t shirt
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is pillow princess a character in adventure time
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been fucking around so long i dont even remember what i was trying to find out
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minimalism was invented in the eighties by big small to sell more less
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the most confusing thing about mardi gras to me is that they let the horses shit in the streets but i cant piss in the bushes next to mcdonalds at st charles and louisiana like wtf is up with that
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waiting for tim allen to show his ugly mug in my living room
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only 17 of my 70 students submitted their final projects
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looks like they carry a lighter bf actually carries a lighter gf
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noopy in the workplace
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sorry if i was weird a while ago it’s my first time being alive
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tulane students : "abolish tupd"
tulane : *builds new freestanding police station*
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fuck it
getting princess mononoke ashitaka “you’re beautiful” tattoo at 800 followers
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shower bake potato
Quote tweet with a pic of you at your lowest point looking completely busted
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your professor tells u there’s gonna be a guest lecture and workshop then this twink shows up wyd
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worlds best nonbinary jesse’s boyfriend (we r in love) (happy boyfriend day stinker)
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sorry for coughing after that hit there was (checks notes) “smoke in my human lungs”
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class went really really well! thanks everyone so much for the well wishes and support 🥰🤯🚀🧑🏫
jesse’s first day being a professor btw!!
good luck jesse!!!!! 🩷
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damn the first hurricane email we got was from riley
really makes u think
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it’s free to say “their” instead of “his/her” btw !!
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so i guess 15% of the undergraduate body doesn't constitute significant spread and we are perfectly safe to continue in person classes 💯💯💯
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tulane : ur professors and classmates will not be told if u have covid / symptoms
also tulane : ur professors will mark u absent if u use zoom for any reason other than covid or being a pre approved remote only learner
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i type all lowercase bc i dont fuck with capitalism
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everything is gender neutral when you stop giving a fuck
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gonna be running one of these in my backyard in nola .
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this is NOT what i meant btw
the difference between a spitroast and a eiffel tower is whether or not the boys kiss
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not to be narcissistic and annoying but i want to know how u ppl perceive me please drop fictional characters i am like below
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naked game night (its just like regular game night except we are naked) (i am working on desexualizing nudity)
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so that was a fucking lie
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what if we used these resources to reduce cost of online attendance? or to train teaching staff to more effectively use online tools? or to give immediate reparations to BIPOC students? or to raise the wages and salaries of staff members at the bottom of the chain (sodexo, etc.)?
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broken clock
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responding to emails from students “dude it’s 9:30 on a friday go to a party or something”
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my hidden talent is being able to cut 1 thing into 4 equal things without measuring
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maybe just me but this seems like quantitative evidence that having class this year is a bad idea
Based on a Google Trends analysis, Tulane psychologists found a major jump in searches related to anxiety, panic attacks and treatments for panic attacks.
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dems had legislative control for the last year and didnt codify it into law i dont think voting helps guys
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dear followers today we offer you this. tomorrow, who knows?
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i thought falling overboard was gonna be a way bigger problem as a grown up
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i played love shack and they unplUGGED THE FUCKING JUKEBOX
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as you can see, it happened <3
(this is my mom and zaq. i was a waterworks machine.)
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everyone in replies talking about my pants but … they r just blue jeans.
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think ab how t*lane is publishing all this "only 0.39% of tests were positive" even tho they wouldn't administer the test to you if you showed any symptoms, had recently been in contact with a positive case, etc
seems kinda skewed to me...
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having daddy issues
(papa johns making my tummy hurt)
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my email inbox rn:
nola ready | leave town it's danger
tulane | learn or die
tulane | hope ur ok after hurricane!
nola ready | flash flooding! stay home!
nola ready | tornado! avoid windows! stay inside!
tulane | be careful in the storm!
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it sucks that we're losing a year of our lives and maybe it's just me but id rather lose a single year than all of the subsequent years
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when will my husband (microwave ramen) return home from war (finish microwaving)
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what can i say job needed doin
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i love your tattoos! would you like to get coffee and/or railed?
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