back when I was working in an office/creative studio I sent my slack group this reaction emoji and my direct supervisor dm’d me and said I needed to use more appropriate emojis’s
Tonight this girl walked in and sat right in front of my bar well and I was like “oh my god, you smell amazing what fragrance are you wearing?” and she said “nothing, I just held a baby” and I was like
@solarrunway
there’s something so insanely hilarous about the way he changes “i’ve got a wife and kids at home” to “i have kids at home” right in the middle of it, like that’s a comedy genius right there