Craig Reucassel
@craigreucassel
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The Chaser, War on Waste, Fight For Planet A, Win the Week - Likes are just tweets I think would sound funny being read out in Senate Estimates.
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When you can't quite say everything you want about climate change and our response to it, in the doco, then why not try a "book". Coming in November. Pre-order here:
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You know when a teenager creates an atmosphere of such low expectations that you end up congratulating them for the bare minimum, like putting one plate in a dishwasher.
Anyway, so the Nationals have agreed to Net Zero by 2050.
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Nothing could piss me off more than this headline. Being ANYONE in Australia gives you license to attack PM. So this must be suggesting that if we give you an award you have to shut up.
Since when does being Australian of the Year give you licence to personally attack our prime minister, asks
@kylie_lang
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PM is right. We won’t achieve net zero in cafes, dinner parties and wine bars.
We should achieve it through our national government.
But it ain’t happening there either.
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Let’s be clear. You don’t sack somebody (who is protecting lives) because of a tweet (that harms no one).
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Here's a stimulus idea - use this time to install solar panels on every public school in Australia. Safe renewable energy, lower bills for schools, which means more money can be put into kids education and lots of jobs for small businesses now.
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Morrison just dropped the book authors in it. Said he told them contemporaneously. So they kept it from their publications and the Australian public for years. Why? For their book?
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Responding to gun massacres by removing doors to make schools fire hazards is absolute peak America.
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Hmm, seems it is mandatory for me to pay taxes towards failing carbon capture projects. That’s strange.
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The Twitter response to something can make it seem worse than it is when you finally see it.
But in the Milkshake Consent video’s case, nothing you lot said prepared me for how bad it actually is.
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I just want a conversation about nuclear.
OK. It’s way more expensive than the alternatives, slower to build and no one wants it in their backyard.
No, I want a different conversation.
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I don't mind Senator McKenzie disliking the approach of Fight for Planet A, but I do have a problem with her assertion that the show was "factually incorrect". Especially given that her attached press release does not point to any factual inaccuracies that were in the show
ABC put on notice for broadcasting the factually incorrect program, Fight for Planet A that misrepresented red meat industry for its contribution to carbon emissions.
@NationalFarmers
@meatlivestock
@cattlecouncilau
@The_Nationals
#backingourfarmers
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COVID has genuinely changed things. I have never been to a men’s bathroom and seen every guy wash their hands before.
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Wow. Wow.
JobKeeper was designed to reduce inequality. But some firms are using taxpayer money to pay massive executive bonuses. In 90 seconds, I listed the worst offenders
#auspol
#ausecon
@OMgovernance
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SHORTER BARNABY: I won’t commit to net zero by 2050 until we work out the cost to Gina Rinehart.
#insiders
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Very relatable PSA advert: If you don’t get vaccinated your nemesis will win the open title you’ve been chasing.
#AustralianOpen
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This debate has certainly made it clear that in our two party system I will be voting for Channel 7 over Channel 9 for election debates.
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Morrison reveals he also appointed himself leader of the Labor party. Claims he won last election.
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I feel sorry for Michelle Obama. Now she has to write Melania Trump's victory speech.
#ElectionNight
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This show was a genuine experiment. We had no idea what difference we could make. And no budget to help the change. Absolute credit to all our households for their amazing effort and .... incredible results. Inspirational.
#FightForPlanetA
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Stuart Robert, the man who charged the govt $2,000 a month for home internet, put in charge of NDIS service delivery. This should end well.
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The take $20,000 from super now policy is just forcing vulnerable people to take out money at the bottom of the market. If the govt does their job no one should be forced to do this.
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When interest rates went up “not only do we pay more to the banks for our mortgages, but the Reserve Bank, that we own, also forks out an extra billion dollars to them as well”
I have not been able to stop thinking about this
@AlanKohler
piece.
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Twitter pre-ukulele: Liberal party donor Channel 9 is doing a puff piece to save Scott Morrison!!!
Twitter post-ukulele: … never mind.
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If you need me I’ll be over here smashing my head against a wall.
"It'll start getting cooler, you just watch." - President Trump.
"I wish science agreed with you" - CA Natural Resources Secretary.
"I don't think science knows actually."- President Trump.
#NBC7
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What was it Australians were meant to wish for again?
Get better, Prime Minister.
Get better Prime Minister.
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The old 324 strikes and you’re out rule.
Alan Jones to be fired if he missteps again: Macquarie Media
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The Great Barrier Reef is such an emotional roller coaster. So much beauty, but so much destroyed. The only way we can save it is for the world to reduce emissions. Now.
#FightForPlanetA
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Got a plumbing problem. Just getting a Chaplain in.
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Gas is a huge force in pushing electricity prices up! WTF is happening here?
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Chris Kenny is right about one thing, I have not stopped the ageing process.
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I love North Korean TV.
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When it hits 37 degrees today remember that that was the heat of the classroom that our
#BigWeather
students had to learn in. We need
#coolschools
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Is empathy officially dead?
Shouldn’t have to imagine it happening to your own family. Imagining how Brittany felt should be enough.
PM said his wife Jen told him last night he had to approach this issue and think of it as a father if it had happened his own daughter
@newscomauHQ
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This is so disheartening.
This is your money. Lots of it.
More emissions than so many alternatives. Not needed according to experts. Will make electricity more expensive.
It’s decisions that make this little sense that make you think about donations.
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Now there’s another reason not to shop at Harvey Norman, other than their products.
Harvey Norman to keep $22m in jobkeeper despite profits doubling to $462m in pandemic
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The funny thing about these proposed laws, is that from my reading most anonymous trolls seem to be right wing. Not saying there aren’t left wing trolls. They just seem more inclined to use their names.
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Teachers are such an essential part of our society. We should support them more. Not sure banning them striking is a good start.
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This is insane
@Coles
The only good part of this was the 15c charge, which would change people’s behavior over time. Without it you have ONLY brought in thicker plastic bags.
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78%! And still they come.
Can anyone tell me if Australia taxes near that for any of our natural resources?
Former Prime Minister of Norway and current NATO chief
@jensstoltenberg
in 2014 explaining how Norway took control of their oil and gas industry and starting taxing them at 78% of profits building the $1.7 trillion Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Fund.
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You can tell all our high profile cricketers are trapped in India when the kidnappers have to settle for Stuart MacGill.
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The look on everyone’s faces when this guy says how many properties he owns. Unbelievable.
More
@TamePunk
and
@LewisHobba
#WintheWeekTV
on
@ABCTV
iview.
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Hello, I’m a moron, no one seems to die of polio, so why do we have a vaccine for polio.
#qanda
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He showed more emotion for this than 100,000 deaths.
Donald Trump’s exhausted trudge from Marine One toward the White House after his botched rally in Tulsa, his red tie undone, a grim look on his face, a crumpled MAGA hat in his hand, is now an iconic image of his presidency.
#EmptySeatMAGATour
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Bloody good effort to explain some complex shitfuckery.
The Australien Government wasn't allowed to speak at the latest Climate Summit – so it made an ad about its climate policy instead, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.
Produced by Patrons of the Juice Media
👉
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If I was a Media Adviser I’d advise my boss not to get me pregnant and leave his family. Better for media coverage.
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Presume Scott asking Jenny to give concession speech?
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AFR pItcH: rite story bout wymen who beta at mi job than me
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In the interest of honesty and novelty. Just flew with
@qantas
. Bag didn’t arrive. And yet it was 100% my fault.
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Hang on? Is this why uranium shares going nuts? Coz we’re getting nuclear subs and that requires more nuclear industry? Was there insider knowledge or coincidence?
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Yeah, but we’re catching up fast.
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Starting to think we just had 4 years of press releases so a guy could stay in Kirribilli while his house got renovated
Watt a charade.
Not a single bit of electricity flowing from $1 billion pledge three years ago.
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Tried to use a Keep Cup in Japan. They reacted as if i was trying the bring down the very foundations of their society.
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Little help guys!
How’d I end up the one fighting Novak Djokovic’s father in the street.
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Dave Sharma is advertising on petrol bowsers. He has asked that you only fill up $100 so it also advertises his HSC mark.
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Middle aged people are quite keen on it too.
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So here’s what I’ve been doing the last few years with the talented and lovely
@ChristiaanVanV
and a team of great people. Diving into the world of political influence. Was an emotional roller coaster ride looking at where our democracy is heading.
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In our name.
Dear friends, today marks another milestone for Nades, Priya, Kopika and Tharnicaa. Today it is 1000 days since this beautiful family was snatched from their home in Biloela in a dawn raid by Mr Dutton's Australian Border Force.
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Enough Rope?
.
@ScottMorrisonMP
has shown off his ukulele skills in an upcoming
@60Mins
interview with Karl!
#9Today
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I want to thank all the families/households who were willing to take part in
#FightForPlanetA
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Haha. Izzy was a random person in the street. We didn’t know her and she didn’t know we were filming. Total con incidence. Was filmed before protest. Why would we exclude her? “Sorry 13 year old girl, you know and care too much!”
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Shame I’ve been boycotting Facebook for years, coz I’d love to start doing it today.
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This is the best summary of where we are right now and why it is so frustrating.
- AEMO? More gas generation not needed
- CSIRO? Gas generation = expensive electricity
- Economists? Gas extraction creates very few jobs
- Scientists? Gas incompatible with our Paris goals
- Investors? Gas has bad returns. No $.
Politicians? <Ignore experts> MORE GAS!
🤦🏻♂️
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I sincerely hope The Checkout can return. Understand budgetary problems but we have several thousand tip offs from viewers we’re still getting through and it was such a great team to work with. Proud of all we achieved.
The ABC has not axed The Checkout. A link to the ABC statement on the program is here.
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If we didn’t have this kind of idiocy, people could be driving electric utes in Western Sydney and massively reducing the cost of fuel to their business. Tradies travel so much they have more to gain.
Liberal MP
@CraigKellyMP
says without an electric vehicle tax, someone who drives a Ute in Western Sydney would end up subsiding for someone “paying $100,000 for a Tesla” and driving it around the inner-city suburbs of Sydney.
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Potential jobs for Christian Porter if he does quit politics: Christian porter
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Hahhahaha. He thought the question was ‘say one nice and one nasty thing about your opponent’???
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Look Gladys is one of us. She also watches the State of Origin a few hours early in a brown room on a tiny TV drinking a coke.
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When you get that feeling you might need to retrain for a new job soon.
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I’m not sure we’re emotionally ready for another fire season. And early again.
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Interesting, because my pet hamster says the opposite. So this is a real conflict of the thinkers.
Australians are being fed “absolute nonsense” about renewable energy and net zero, says Sky News host Chris Kenny.
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Going into budget lock up. Will report tonight on whether they have Assorted Creams or stinged on Classic Assorted like last year.
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It takes some real stretches of logic to figure you save your Democracy by yelling ‘stop the vote’.
Election challengers shout “Stop the count” as poll workers count absentee ballots in
#Detroit
, Michigan in the 2020 general election
@washingtonpost
#Election2020
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It's the brainiest of non-brainers. Get more solar on our schools. So many benefits.
Aussie parents call on
@ScottMorrisonMP
to fund solar & batteries for every school & early childhood centre as part of the
#COVID
-19 recovery. Sign our open letter to help create 7000 jobs all over Australia.
#SolarOurSchools
#ap4ca
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Yeah, I’m just not sure the government ordered enough vials to go around.
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I am also resigning from Qantas board today. Please send me millions in shares.
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Heroes.
These South Australian nurses are on their way to Victoria. They’ve volunteered to help our neighbouring state fight the concerning COVID-19 crisis.
@9NewsAdel
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The real shame is that he walked back in.
Ten years ago today you
@PeterDutton_MP
walked out of parliament as the Apology to the Stolen Generation began. Unforgivable
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I was going to keep calling it Twitter. But this has convinced me otherwise.
Now that
#Xitter
is a thing, I'm just here to remind you that "X" in pinyin (the current standard for Latinizing Chinese) is pronounced like "sh." What this implies for the pronunciation of Xitter, should be fairly obvious.
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I like this article by our former PM’s for two reasons:
1) the content
2) imagining Malcolm and Kevin editing each other’s writing
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The standard of stories on
@abc730
- journalism, editing and cinematography - are quite astounding for a show on screen most nights. Such a skilled team.
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OMFG!!! Climate change isn’t debatable. Actually hoping Australia is actually a bit ahead of the US now on this point (at least until someone offers Craig Kelly a seat on the High Court).
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Surely this can’t pass??
Currently CEFC can’t invest in loss making or fossil fuel projects. Proposed changes would see both rules reversed so we can... lose money on gas?
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Maybe you made the wise decision to block yourself?
Weird. I post a tweet, it flashes up on my timeline and immediately vanishes. It’s there in my personal feed but invisible to me otherwise. Has been happening for a while. Anyone know if that’s normal?
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I was already wearing a mask. But this did convince me to wear pants.
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Loving Planet America’s coverage.
@chas_usa
and
@JohnBarronUSA
really laying it out clearly.
#USAvotes
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Nuclear is great for CO2. But few questions to answer.
1) why choose it if it is more expensive than renewables?
2) why choose it if way slower to implement than renewables?
3) which politician wants it in their electorate?
4) are their enough 50-70 year old engineer voters?
I’ve written to the Prime Minister asking him to consider nuclear power as part of our energy mix.
Can we make it safe, affordable and reliable in Australia?
We need to have this conversation and if opportunities exist—back ourselves.
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