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The Government knows what's best. Stay home, save lives. I wear a mask. #WereAllInThisTogether . 💉😷 (vaxxed/masked/safe/colonizer).
Triple Masked, Triple Vaxxed.
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My wife and I went out of the house together last night.
Risky, I know. But we wore our COVID best to mitigate the threat.
👇🏻
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Vaccines are safe and effective.
Ask your doctor if 32 pages of side effects is right for you.
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In Germany, the TV screens are catching fire during weather reports because Germans aren't paying enough climate taxes.
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China on the left, Canada on the right.
Can you spot the differences?
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Justin Trudeau was attacked by a fringe minority of European diplomats with unacceptable views.
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Justin Trudeau just proved that vaccinated travelers can contract and spread
#COVID19
, while traveling.
Remind me again, why is there a travel ban for the unvaccinated?
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Canadian news outlets are unbiased, uncoordinated, and completely independent.
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@Carolyn_Bennett
This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year against a mild respiratory virus with a 99.996% survival rate.
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#BREAKING
: Hospitals are overwhelmed with vaccinated patients, because of the unvaccinated.
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I'm a 38 year old father with a Masters Degree in Social Justice Studies, who is staying safe in my basement wearing 3 masks, goggles, a face shield, an N95 on both ears, and a mask on top of my face shield.
Justin Trudeau tolerates me because I always comply without hesitation.
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@JustinTrudeau
This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year and had already recovered from a COVID infection.
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We must vaccinate healthy six month old babies against
#COVID
because the survival rate in this age group is 99.999999994% and that risk is too great.
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Justin Trudeau's private jet has no carbon emissions because it is powered entirely by ego.
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@JustinTrudeau
So you support men having access to women's change rooms?
It's weird how you went from a champion of women's rights, to a champion of erasing women.
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It's so hot in Arizona that car tail lights are literally melting because people haven't paid enough climate taxes.
Get vaccinated.
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I wear a mask on the back of my head so that people behind me feel safe.
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I install new seatbelts in my car every 90 days to boost seatbelt efficacy.
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@JustinTrudeau
Remember when you declared martial law/attacked peaceful protestors and threatened freedom, international law human rights, and a whole set of democratic values that generations of soldiers fought to defend?
I remember.
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Canada lost today's World Cup match because of the unvaccinated.
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#BREAKING
: Less than 48 hours after
@JustinTrudeau
left Norway, the Government of Norway decides it's sick of hearing about green energy and invests $18-Billion in oil and gas.
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It's too bad none of the unvaccinated are alive to remember this throwback article from August 2021.
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Canadian news outlets are unbiased, uncoordinated, and completely independent.
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I hope the people of
#France
don't escalate these protests and do something crazy like honk their horns.
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#BREAKING
: Canada has approved the emergency use of a new vaccine to help prevent forest fires.
'Pforest Pfizer' is a two dose vaccine, and is most effective if taken while paying climate taxes.
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@JustinTrudeau
Are you for real?
You're increasing the carbon tax by 23% on April 1st.
Canadians will pay thousands more in tax.
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#BREAKING
: Elite, super fit, world championship swimmer loses consciousness in a pool because of the unvaccinated.
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Even if you've been vaccinated against Global Boiling, you may still experience Long Boiling unless you are up-to-date on your climate taxes.
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There is a severe tornado watch in Ontario because of the unvaccinated.
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Long COVID symptoms are horrible, and can often include:
- Fierce allegiance to the liberal party
- Inability to accept reality
- Hypochondria
- Support for drag queen story hour
- Standing with Ukraine
- Hatred for Elon Musk
- Masked display picture
- Pronouns in bio
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The bat soup that started COVID was cooked on a gas stove.
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I stand with Dr. Natalia.
No matter what the vaccine does to me or my children, I will never regret it because I am a good person.
Never.
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This is Nili.
Nili is a medical doctor sitting alone in a room, on a zoom call, wearing an N95 mask and ear defenders.
This is not mass formation psychosis.
This is not a mental illness.
This is safety.
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Why is summer heat only dangerous to people in Canada?
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BREAKING:
@JustinTrudeau
risks life and limb by traveling to
#Ukraine
and walking around outdoors without the protection of an N95 facemask.
👇🏻
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@leedevito
This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year (including a bivalent shot) against a mild respiratory virus with a 99.996% survival rate.
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If you don't have a heat pump, don't think that you can get on a plane or a train and sit next to someone who has a heat pump.
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If there were any problems with the COVID vaccines, we would hear about it on the news.
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Accounts tweeting
#TrudeauMustGo
are fake, because their messages are identical as if they're being copied from a script.
Anyways, I tested positive for
#COVID
but my symptoms are mild because I'm vaccinated and I continue to be thankful for the protections my vaccines provide.
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Your booster doesn't work unless you tell people you got it.
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There is nothing more satisfying than the sound of COVID whooshing around you while you stand on a safety dot.
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It's perfectly normal for seven Ministers to quit cabinet and also announce they aren't running for re-election, all at the exact same time.
Nothing to see here.
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@MEC973426544
How can you catch COVID when you're wearing a mask in your display picture and have a Ukrainian flag in your name?
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Hey
@BlueJays
, super fan here.
I'm disgusted with how you've treated Anthony Bass for having personal beliefs.
I will not watch any games during your pride weekend festivities, and I encourage everyone who feels the same to
#BoycottTheBlueJays
.
I'm not homophobic, I'm not
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@JustinTrudeau
Remember when you trampled on the human rights of Canadians, and then shortly thereafter trampled on actual Canadian humans?
I remember.
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Does anyone know where I can buy a vaccinated turkey?
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Buffalo would not have been hit by a major snowstorm if they were all up to date on their boosters.
#BuffaloStorm2022
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I have asked my doctor to surgically remove my immune system.
I'm told that relying on it is a form of racism, and I am an ally to marginalized communities.
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I am so glad that the Government gave me a $103 carbon tax rebate, after my family paid over $10,000 in carbon taxes last year.
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@theJagmeetSingh
That is the opposite of what's happening.
She's actually caring for kids, and keeping them safe from you mutilation-hungry psychopaths.
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My dog, Fizer, has been fully vaccinated against rabies but tested positive for rabies this morning.
I continue to be thankful for the protection his vaccine provides.
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@JustinTrudeau
Does that include feeling safe from a violent, vindictive, and oppressive government?
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Refusing to wear a mask in public tells those around you that you're a cisgendered heteronormative climate-change-denying racist antivaxxer white supremacist Trump voting transphobic bigoted anti-abortion insurrectionist.
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You are free to protest whatever you want in Canada, without conditions, as long as you are vaccinated and wear a mask and don't make any noise and don't disagree with the government and stay home.
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The Titanic sank because of the unvaccinated.
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If the COVID vaccine is only 12% effective and I get 10 shots, does that mean I have 120% protection?
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Has anyone considered just telling the CUPE workers to cancel their Disney+ subscriptions?
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It is not acceptable to ask if someone is vaccinated when they collapse suddenly.
It is perfectly acceptable to ask if someone is vaccinated before they enter a McDonald's.
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@theJagmeetSingh
#BREAKING
: In an appalling and disgusting move, the Conservative party votes for what Canadians actually want.
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Living in Ottawa during the protest was a choice.
No one forced anybody to live there.
(Am I doing this right?)
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@JustinTrudeau
@NORADCommand
It's adorable when you pretend to have a seat at the big boys table.
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#BREAKING
: Climate scientists confirm this is the hottest July in 120,000 years, after checking with records kept by the dinosaurs.
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My children woke up with the sniffles this morning, so I have offered them MAID.
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Does anyone know the breakdown of the eight mice?
Was the group gender balanced, half male half female? Were some of the mice visible minorities? Was the 2SLGBTQIA+ rodent community adequately represented?
I need answers to validate the science.
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@JustinTrudeau
Hello, police?
I would like to report a crime.
Community Notes just murdered
@JustinTrudeau
.
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@JustinTrudeau
Dude.
You're literally the reason small businesses are closing.
You're the PM. Why are you acting surprised, like you had no part in this?
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Justin Trudeau's ten day isolation period is three days long.
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#BREAKING
: The Government of Canada has released a new app for citizens to report antivax neighbors.
'TattleCAN' allows you to instantly notify the RCMP hate crimes division of public health violations, and nominate them for immediate trampling.
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@JustinTrudeau
I wonder why they put a lot of their hard earned money towards rent.
It's a real head scratcher.
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